Post: #26

(12-01-2015 12:48 PM)Pride male Wrote:  I am getting tired of her antics.

Indeed.
Normally one could say there's no such thing as bad publicity.
Yet, when you rely on a paying audience.
All the while you repulse that audience.
You're more likely to shoot yourself in the foot.

Or in Schumer's case, scoff another dozen donuts into her fat arse.

Post: #27

(12-01-2015 07:56 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  Men don't create calendars for women featuring Seth Rogan and Jonah Hill. So why do women insist on telling men who we should and shouldn't find attractive?

Ironically enough, it's raining here in Maryland and I just skidded into a turn. I need new tires. But even if they offer me a sale Pirellis, I won't buy them. I'll buy Goodyear, Michelin, Sears, ANYTHING else.

If anyone from Pirelli is reading, I hope you all go out of business. See how much Annie Leibowitz and Amy Schumer want to deal with you then.

Someone on Twitter needs to start a #FuckPirelli hashtag.

Da fuck, you're from Maryland and you haven't come to one of my DC meetups? Get it together man!

Post: #28

(12-01-2015 02:19 PM)Kid Strangelove Wrote:  Wanna hear the funniest, most tragic thing about that picture?

It was still photoshopped. That's as good as professionals can make this thing look.

Nah they could have easily Photoshopped out her fat rolls and nasiolabial folds but they were likely instructed not to.

Post: #29

If Pirelli wanted to use a blonde comedian that had raunchy jokes with sub part delivery they should have used Nikki Glaser.





WB!

Post: #30

(12-01-2015 12:41 PM)Gmac Wrote:  Can't we all agree Amy Schumer is fat and unattractive and move on to more productive discussions?

That same argument got me in hot water last time.

I think it wastes our time not only too discuss her, but even to acknowledge her existence.

I remember getting the Pirelly calendar somewhere around the nineties free with a GQ. It had naked supermodels in sexy as fuck situations. (Not just a grey background). I found my teenage identity, style, and aspirations after QG. It had everything I wanted to be as a young man. Cool, masculine stylish clothes. A misterious, charming, man-of-the-world attitude, exotic or cosmopolitan travel locations, gadgets and politics, and lots and lots of hot, feminine, naked supermodels. The first issue I ever bought had Claudia Shiffer in a tight animal print bra on the cover. I knew the moment I opened that first issue that that was the life I wanted to live.

Look at what media has become. A fat, ugly, unfunny "comedian" touted as the parangon of femininity, both on the Pirelly calendar and QG.

Lets stop acknowledging their existance. They are no longer relevant in our lives. Nothing they can publish can affect the lives WE live. Let the betas take the scraps.

Post: #31

(12-01-2015 11:47 AM)YossariansRight Wrote:  Tires? Not so much. Tank treads? Maybe. I'm sure there's some that would cover "her".

That pic's even worse than the one of her in a bikini.

Yeah, sometimes less is more...but clearly this isn't one of those times. More clothing would be,....more better

Post: #32

Well I am in need of a spare tyre in my boot, but I don't think she'll be able to fit inside.

Post: #33

There's already an Amy Schumer thread, maybe this one can be turned into a pun thread.
This calendar thing is tiring, she looks treadworn.

Post: #34

(12-02-2015 12:51 AM)spokepoker Wrote:  There's already an Amy Schumer thread, maybe this one can be turned into a pun thread.
This calendar thing is tiring, she looks treadworn.

Fucking her would be like finding out where the rubber hits the road.

Post: #35

(12-01-2015 11:37 PM)germanico Wrote:  

(12-01-2015 12:41 PM)Gmac Wrote:  Can't we all agree Amy Schumer is fat and unattractive and move on to more productive discussions?

That same argument got me in hot water last time.

I think it wastes our time not only too discuss her, but even to acknowledge her existence.

This isn't just about Amy, all but a few months feature an unattractive woman - this is about the cultural change that produced it. Read the New York Times article about it:

Quote:Along with Playboy’s decision in October to end nudity in its pages, the Pirelli pivot seems to give real substance to the theory that we are at a flexion point in the public objectification of female sexuality.

This is the ultimate feminist dream - that ugly women can be found desirable.

And think about the location. Feminism is so pervasive that, to find a new place to corrupt, they went to one of the last places where men are men - the auto shop.

Post: #36

Sad thing is she could move 2 points up the scale if she just lost a few pounds.

Post: #37

Good for Pirelli. Hell, people have a reason to talk about a tire company now. Probably a smart publicity stunt. They see that pandering to the social justice crowd is the "in" thing and garners great attention.

I still like Pirelli tires. WSB

Post: #38

(12-01-2015 11:37 PM)germanico Wrote:  Lets stop acknowledging their existance. They are no longer relevant in our lives. Nothing they can publish can affect the lives WE live. Let the betas take the scraps.

This! ^^^^

The ONLY action that will force their hands is the invisible hand of the market. Meaning guys like us completely ignoring their existence. If issues like these stacked up at newsstands without anyone interested in buying it then the competition (catering to men via imagery we actually enjoy) would quickly take their place. Problem solved.

You all are aware that this is a slippery slope. If we let this slide then you'll see shit like they tried to pull in the U.K. recently when an attempt was made to actively prohibit the sale of nudie rags. I don't recall if they succeeded - anyone in the U.K. know what's going on?

Post: #39

(12-02-2015 02:38 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  Good for Pirelli. Hell, people have a reason to talk about a tire company now. Probably a smart publicity stunt. They see that pandering to the social justice crowd is the "in" thing and garners great attention.

I still like Pirelli tires. WSB

A publicity stunt they should be punished for via dropping sales. Remember that it all starts with stunts like these - they are like fishing expeditions. Before you know it fat acceptance has gone mainstream and you'll need special binoculars to look at nudie mags.

Post: #40

(12-02-2015 01:39 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Fucking her would be like finding out where the rubber hits the road.

Well yes, because you would have roll her in flour to look for the wet spot :-)

Post: #41

So brave. So brave.

Post: #42

Have you guys read the NY Times article about the calendar?

Quote:Tavi Gevinson also believes the calendar reflects a point of no return, though for a different reason. “A white, able-bodied cis-gendered woman being naked is just not revolutionary anymore,” she said. “I don’t think anyone is going to be like, ‘Damn, I wanted those naked chicks.’”

Post: #43

'And as Ms. Zimmerman said: “Women have a disproportionately loud voice compared to their male counterparts."'

Well, he's got that part right...

Post: #44

(12-02-2015 01:45 AM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  

(12-01-2015 11:37 PM)germanico Wrote:  

(12-01-2015 12:41 PM)Gmac Wrote:  Can't we all agree Amy Schumer is fat and unattractive and move on to more productive discussions?

That same argument got me in hot water last time.

I think it wastes our time not only too discuss her, but even to acknowledge her existence.

This isn't just about Amy, all but a few months feature an unattractive woman - this is about the cultural change that produced it. Read the New York Times article about it:

Quote:Along with Playboy’s decision in October to end nudity in its pages, the Pirelli pivot seems to give real substance to the theory that we are at a flexion point in the public objectification of female sexuality.

This is the ultimate feminist dream - that ugly women can be found desirable.

And think about the location. Feminism is so pervasive that, to find a new place to corrupt, they went to one of the last places where men are men - the auto shop.

The thing is though...fat and/or ugly women KNOW they are fat and ugly, and even if the whole world was to do a 180 and tell them how beautiful and attractive they are as a hambeast, they STILL wouldn't be happy with themselves. No amount of external validation can truly make a fat/ugly woman feel good about herself internally, because if she has even a shred of her sanity left when she looks in the mirror she still won't like what she sees and she will still be miserable with herself.

Post: #45

Sad thing is she was cute only a few years ago.



I dare say I would have gotten drunk and fallen asleep around her then.

Post: #46

(12-01-2015 12:41 PM)Gmac Wrote:  Can't we all agree Amy Schumer is fat and unattractive and move on to more productive discussions?

We could use some more activity on this thread.

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