Post: #1

For some reason, this shit that happened the other day really pissed me off. I went to a concert and was standing outside next to the door buzzing and just day dreaming. Someone was holding the door but let it close and walked off right when a girl was walking through so it gave her a little smack. She gave me a look like I just cussed her out and said "what a gentleman you asshole". On top of day dreaming, I had a beer in one hand and my phone in the other so I wasn't hands free. I really had to control myself from screaming out "biiiiitch" but she walked off real fast as I was standing there in shock. Pretty much ruined my night and I'm not sure why.

Post: #2

brush it off dude. why should shit like that bother you?

Post: #3

^

Take another sip of your drink and breathe deeply. Forget about it.

Post: #4

I reached over to pet a lady's dogs as she was passing by our bar. She pulled back, put her arm up and really cuntily said "excuse me". I told her she was a loser and that she was past her prime. Both true.

Post: #5

I woulda just laughed it off because clearly she's whats wrong with American women

Chef In Jeans
A culinary website for men

Post: #6

Pretty much all female behavior is just a combination of them being any one or more of the following at any given moment: bitchy, selfish, immature, rude, silly, narcissistic, naive, bored. Example in the original post: bitchy, selfish narcisstic. "You should be obligated to hold doors for me!"

After realizing this, it never really bothers me anymore, it's just par for the course. You almost want to laugh even when they get pissed because female behavior in a given situation is so predictable.