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This thread is funny, because this is almost identical to one of my standard first date conversation threads.

I complain to girls that I've just met off of a dating website that all the local women aren't serious and it's hard to find a girl who wants more than sex.

I insist that, as much as I love sex, I'm tired of girls having sex with me and then disappearing.

Then I fuck them in the ass and never call them again.

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09-20-2015 11:18 PM
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(09-20-2015 10:33 PM)jariel Wrote:  
(09-19-2015 10:54 PM)kosko Wrote:  Sure she wants to fuck him.. but could JJ keep her around?

Every dude needs game. A girl like this can get top shelf dudes any time she wants. JJ could smash, but it isn't 100% he could keep her around for more then a short stay (which is obvious is what he wants right now)

You're going solely off looks.

She's a known escort, she would be a bad look for a dude like Watt.

He can do better.

Did not know about her tricks.


JJ Watt should of just married his college girl since he seems like he wants that type of apple pie type stuff. I don't think his game was ever on that level though. Just like Russel Wilson we see young athletes who are being really clueless and very fresh in thier game with women.
09-21-2015 07:20 AM
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He plays ball in Texas, isn't it full of hot chicks down there.

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09-30-2015 02:54 PM
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I have no idea who JJ Watt is, but from the right-ups it seems he is rich, famous and good looking.

To reduce the likelihood of being played he needs to date at his level. Basically find a woman who is about at the same SMV level as he is. Probably someone very good looking from the same social class.
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(09-30-2015 02:54 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  


How the shit is JJ Watt not playing for the Packers? He's always talking about how he is "straight outta wisconsin"...he would be a god within the state borders.

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09-30-2015 03:33 PM
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(09-30-2015 03:33 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  
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How the shit is JJ Watt not playing for the Packers? He's always talking about how he is "straight outta wisconsin"...he would be a god within the state borders.

The draft and the salary cap.

Same reason Joe Thomas, Cleveland Left tackle, is not a Packer.

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Its a waste JJ is blowing his prime years on a shit Texans team. The team don't want to admit that they blew thier window of 3 years to get it going and make a run. They need to blow it up to get some new talent to surround JJ with, this perpetual 7-9 shit they will do for a few years isn't going to help nobody.
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(09-30-2015 03:36 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  
(09-30-2015 03:33 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  
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How the shit is JJ Watt not playing for the Packers? He's always talking about how he is "straight outta wisconsin"...he would be a god within the state borders.

The draft and the salary cap.

Same reason Joe Thomas, Cleveland Left tackle, is not a Packer.

Put Joe Thomas and JJ Watt on the Pack.

Who beats us?

I can only wish at this point.

But we still have Rodgers... heh Should be enough.

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10-01-2015 03:28 AM
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I should note for those that do not know, JJ Watt and Joe Thomas are not only University of Wisconsin Badgers that are the best at their position in the NFL, they are also both from Wisconsin.

Russel Wilson is a Badger, but not from WI, so he can go fuck himself.

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10-01-2015 04:37 AM
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(10-01-2015 04:37 AM)Hotwheels Wrote:  I should note for those that do not know, JJ Watt and Joe Thomas are not only University of Wisconsin Badgers that are the best at their position in the NFL, they are also both from Wisconsin.

Russel Wilson is a Badger, but not from WI, so he can go fuck himself.

I guess the inverse is also why Tony Romo is not on the list...from wisconsin but didn't play for the badgers.

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Romo is vastly over rated.

Even being from Burlington....

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