Post: #26

(08-25-2015 08:32 PM)Windom Earle Wrote:  They are unbanned, but their purgatory involves forming a trio with zombiejimmorrison in which they are the houseband at The Titty Twister.

They also have to endure a post-wall Selma Hayek.

While they're doing that, I wish to be in charge of sorority recruitment at Alabama's WB chapter.

Post: #27

You guys need to make a wish after you grant the wish yourselves!

Post: #28

(08-25-2015 09:14 PM)The Beast1 Wrote:  You guys need to make a wish after you grant the wish yourselves!

Yeah Earle ruined it

Post: #29

(08-25-2015 09:14 PM)The Beast1 Wrote:  You guys need to make a wish after you grant the wish yourselves!

Post: #30

I wish this thread will go in the direction I'm hoping for.

Post: #31

(08-25-2015 09:14 PM)The Beast1 Wrote:  You guys need to make a wish after you grant the wish yourselves!

My apologies to Beast1. I wish Ivan Drago won the fight in Rocky IV,

Post: #32

(08-25-2015 09:32 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  My apologies to Beast1. I wish Ivan Drago won the fight in Rocky IV,

Wish granted - but you were Rocky.

Your life is now over.

I wish I was 6 ft tall.

G

Post: #33

(08-25-2015 09:32 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  

(08-25-2015 09:14 PM)The Beast1 Wrote:  You guys need to make a wish after you grant the wish yourselves!

My apologies to Beast1. I wish Ivan Drago won the fight in Rocky IV,

Wish granted, but after winning, he is raped in the changing room by zombie Apollo Creed. Drago enjoys it, they get married, adopt three kids and live happily ever after.

I wish I had higher standards for the girls I bang.

Post: #34

(08-25-2015 09:42 PM)Horus Wrote:  

(08-25-2015 09:32 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  

(08-25-2015 09:14 PM)The Beast1 Wrote:  You guys need to make a wish after you grant the wish yourselves!

My apologies to Beast1. I wish Ivan Drago won the fight in Rocky IV,

Wish granted, but after winning, he is raped in the changing room by zombie Apollo Creed. Drago enjoys it, they get married, adopt three kids and live happily ever after.

I wish I had higher standards for the girls I bang.

They would be all beautiful perfect 10's however they will always accuse you of rape after banging you.

I wish I could teleport at the speed of light

Post: #35

(08-25-2015 09:47 PM)Baltimore Bachelor Wrote:  They would be all beautiful perfect 10's however they will always accuse you of rape after banging you.

I wish I could teleport at the speed of light

Wish granted but you accidentally teleported into the sun.

I wish Aliblahba got picked for that DC Dating series.

G

Post: #36

(08-25-2015 09:53 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  

(08-25-2015 09:47 PM)Baltimore Bachelor Wrote:  They would be all beautiful perfect 10's however they will always accuse you of rape after banging you.

I wish I could teleport at the speed of light

Wish granted but you accidentally teleported into the sun.

I wish Aliblahba got picked for that DC Dating series.

G

Wish granted but you have to have "CONSENT" written in your RVF signature.

I wish I could walk through walls.

Post: #37

There is a rainbow icon next to this thread in the forum list. Does the forum have some sort of auto filter that identifies gay threads?

Post: #38

(08-25-2015 08:02 PM)Roosh Wrote:  I wish this thread becomes one of those threads that goes on for 30 pages and has so many inside jokes and odd references that no one really understands what's going on.

Wish granted.

Post: #39

(08-25-2015 10:56 PM)RIslander Wrote:  Wish granted but you have to have "CONSENT" written in your RVF signature.

I wish I could walk through walls.

Wish granted but every time you walk through a wall you happen upon a land whale in the nude.



Continuing the "Delete" thread here now.

Post: #40

(08-25-2015 09:39 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  I wish I was 6 ft tall.

Wish granted. But you lose function in your legs and now you have to pickup girls in a wheelchair.





I wish that I was as cool as Tuthmosis.

Post: #41

(08-26-2015 04:10 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(08-25-2015 09:39 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  I wish I was 6 ft tall.

Wish granted. But you lose function in your legs and now you have to pickup girls in a wheelchair.

I wish that I was as cool as Tuthmosis.

Wish granted but you get transported back to Egypt in 1500 BC and have to write a book about game on hieroglyphic tablets.



I wish I could go back in time and teach my 13 year old self game.

Post: #42

(08-26-2015 04:30 AM)Gmac Wrote:  

(08-26-2015 04:10 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(08-25-2015 09:39 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  I wish I was 6 ft tall.

Wish granted. But you lose function in your legs and now you have to pickup girls in a wheelchair.

I wish that I was as cool as Tuthmosis.

Wish granted but now you get transported back to Egypt in 1500 BC and have to write a book about game on hieroglyphic tablets.



I wish I could go back in time and teach my 13 year old self game.

Granted. Your 13 year old self now knows how to play chess.

Post: #43

New game rule, if the previous poster doesn't make a wish the next poster gets to steal his.

I wish paraclesus used his wish.

Post: #44

(08-26-2015 06:10 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:  New game rule, if the previous poster doesn't make a wish the next poster gets to steal his.

I wish paraclesus used his wish.

Wish granted but now you are his genie slave for 1000 years.

I wish I had unlimited wishes.

Post: #45

Granted, but the only thing you can wish for is that you fuck a 1/10.

I wish I had a pizza right now.

Post: #46

(08-25-2015 08:28 PM)Oz. Wrote:  

(08-25-2015 08:04 PM)The Beast1 Wrote:  Wish granted, but it ends up only going to 31 pages.

I wish aliblahba and Little Dark could be un-banned.

Ali got banned in my absence?

/thread-49846....banning+of

Post: #47

(08-26-2015 06:43 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Granted, but the only thing you can wish for is that you fuck a 1/10.

I wish I had a pizza right now.

Granted but now the thread can only go the direction we were hoping for.

I wish Donald Trump wins the presidency and brings on el mechanico as his VP.

Post: #48

(08-26-2015 06:43 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Granted, but the only thing you can wish for is that you fuck a 1/10.

I wish I had a pizza right now.

You could try to get a tinder pizza.

Post: #49

I wish I had learned game when I was still 16.

Post: #50

(08-26-2015 07:36 AM)Pride male Wrote:  I wish I had learned game when I was still 16.

Wish granted but you're a chubby chaser.

I wish I wasn't a zombie anymore.