Post: #1

I thought about a little creative game we could play for the forums. Its pretty simple.

First a person posts a wish for something.

Then a second poster quotes the wish they are granting, and creates a conditions that neutralizes the usefulness of the wish or makes requester of the wish worst off. Then the granter of the wish makes his own request.

Here are some examples:

Example 1:
Wish: I wish for the world to be destroyed
Grant: Wish granted. The world is destroyed. All life forms go to heaven except yourself. You're going to hell for requesting that wish.

Example 2:
Wish: I wish for a free copy of Bang by Roosh V.
Grant: Wish granted. But it is written in an alien language.

Example 3:
Wish: I wish all women had long hair.
Grant: Wish granted. But their hair is so long, they look like cousin it.

Here are the rules of the game:
1) You can only request one wish per a post.

2) You can only grant one wish per a post.

3) Every time you grant a wish, you must wish for something.

4) You must grant a wish to request a wish. The exception to the rule is first wish requested on this thread.

5) You must quote the post of the wish being granted.

6) You can only quote the poster of the wish being granted. The previous poster cannot be quoted.

7) You cannot grant a wish to a post that has already been granted a wish.

8) Only the latest post can be granted a wish.

9) You can only post here if you grant a wish and request a wish.

Here is an example of how the game would play out.

Post 1:

PolymathGuru Wrote:I wish for a million dollars.

Post 2:

Soup Wrote:

PolymathGuru Wrote:I want a million dollars.

Wish Granted. But inflation makes the value of your dollars worthless.

I wish for the world record for the largest harem of women.

post 3:

Roosh Wrote:

Soup Wrote:Wish Granted. But inflation makes the value of your dollars worthless.

I wish for the world record for the largest harem of women.

Wish granted. But your entire harem has every STD conceivable.

I wish for no more white knighting

Let me start with the first wish.

I wish for a million dollars.

Post: #2

(08-25-2015 12:23 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  Let me start with the first wish.

I wish for a million dollars.

I misheard you and thought you said a million bucks. Now your house reeks of deer poop.

I wish for 72 virgins.

G

Post: #3

(08-25-2015 12:30 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  I misheard you and thought you said a million bucks. Now your house reeks of deer poop.

I wish for 72 virgins.

G

Wish granted. But they won't have sex with you.

I want to be in poland.

Post: #4

I wish for this thread to be closed.

Post: #5

(08-25-2015 12:34 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I wish for this thread to be closed.

Wish granted. However, Roosh gives everyone moderator powers so they can post in closed threads.

I wish for a time machine.

Post: #6

I wish I could unclick the link to this thread.

Post: #7

I wish this thread isn't going in the direction I hoped for.

Post: #8

(08-25-2015 12:41 PM)PolymathGuru Wrote:  

(08-25-2015 12:34 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  I wish for this thread to be closed.

Wish granted. However, Roosh gives everyone moderator powers so they can post in closed threads.

I wish for a time machine.

Wish Granted but I steal your time machine and go back in time with Rooshs moderating powers and ban you 5 min before this thread gets posted.

Post: #9

I wish I got the last ten seconds of my life back.

Post: #10

I wish OP would not be a faggot

Post: #11

I was expecting a thread about a genie granting 3 wishes. My trio of wishes : a trillion dollars, long and healthy life and ability to be invisible.

Post: #12

(08-25-2015 12:44 PM)kaotic Wrote:  I wish this thread isn't going in the direction I hoped for.

Wish Granted.

(11-15-2014 09:06 AM)Little Dark Wrote:  This thread is not going in the direction I was hoping for.

Post: #13

Maybe I lack imagination or a sense of humor or something, but I don't see the point of this thread. It seems banal and like something that would be found on the Cosmopolitan magazine forums.

Post: #14

And ya'll thought my "Trapped On An Island" post was bad

That being said after I clicked on this thread. . .

Post: #15

I wish this thread becomes another "Was this beta" / "but I didn't have an opener" thread.

Post: #16

I wish for depth perception.

Post: #17

Starting this thread was beta

Post: #18

(08-25-2015 03:35 PM)2Wycked Wrote:  And ya'll thought my "Trapped On An Island" post was bad

That being said after I clicked on this thread. . .

9/10 WRG (would re-gif)

Post: #19

(08-25-2015 02:55 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Maybe I lack imagination or a sense of humor or something, but I don't see the point of this thread. It seems banal and like something that would be found on the Cosmopolitan magazine forums.

Much respect for the guy, but I wish Handsome Creepy Eel would stop taking things so seriously and realize if every human interaction were merely a deep philosophical or intellectual discussion, the world would look like this...

Post: #20

I wish this thread becomes one of those threads that goes on for 30 pages and has so many inside jokes and odd references that no one really understands what's going on.

Post: #21

Wish granted, but it ends up only going to 31 pages.

I wish aliblahba and Little Dark could be un-banned.

Post: #22

What's with the little rainbow?

Post: #23

(08-25-2015 08:02 PM)Roosh Wrote:  I wish this thread becomes one of those threads that goes on for 30 pages and has so many inside jokes and odd references that no one really understands what's going on.

Little Dark single-handedly took on 30 pages of this thread and said:

"Despite their numbers, their pussyness means I was barely hurt. 2 black eyes and a cut nose, no big deal. I could sense the fear in them so as they were walking I chased them down and told them to "go home". They all left like little girls."

Post: #24

(08-25-2015 08:04 PM)The Beast1 Wrote:  Wish granted, but it ends up only going to 31 pages.

I wish aliblahba and Little Dark could be un-banned.

Ali got banned in my absence?

Post: #25

They are unbanned, but their purgatory involves forming a trio with zombiejimmorrison in which they are the houseband at The Titty Twister.

They also have to endure a post-wall Selma Hayek.