Post: #26

(08-08-2015 02:48 PM)Solomonic Renaissance Wrote:  Me: I would if your boobs were bigger (Negging)

Me: One thing you have to know about me is that i speak my mind no matter what. I'm a straightshooter (insinuating Alpha)

A++. Troll Post of the Month.

Post: #27

I just wanted to laugh at the title.

Post: #28

I'm dying over here, how did I miss this a couple months ago? Gold.

"insinuating Alpha" should become a thing.

Post: #29

(08-10-2015 01:14 AM)Sigma Wrote:  Umm I guess I'll throw out my dick biting story too seeing as how It's just for entertainment purposes.

A few months back I hooked up with this 19 year old Japanese chick who turned out to be a virgin. We're in bed after fucking 3 times and she's down by my crotch playing with my dick (I don't get it either, guess it was a curiosity thing since she's a virgin) then she puts it in her mouth and proceeds to ask "does this feel good?" "What about this?" Then she throws out "what if I bite it?" I'm thinking 'what the fuck??' And tell her "it'll hurt, so DON'T" then she does the exact opposite of what I tell her and bites. Not hard enough for blood but hard enough for pain. I jump and proceed to let out a stream of obscenities followed by kicking her ass out.

I still see her and it's never happened again, guess it's all about setting ground rules and letting them know what's cool and what's not but I hope Im never in another situation where I have to tell a female "dick biting is not cool"

You should given her clit a good bite and asked her if it felt good.

Post: #30

(10-15-2015 04:32 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  I'm dying over here, how did I miss this a couple months ago? Gold.

"insinuating Alpha" should become a thing.

I missed it too.

This thread did not go as OP was hoping

Post: #31

To the now banned OP: To answer your question with a question, is water wet? Answer that and the world will become a lot easier to understand.

Post: #32

Quote:I show up fashionably late right about when the party was about to get hyphy.

The only way true Alpha Males™ know how to show up to parties.

Post: #33

Guys this girl I know gave me a blowjob at a mcdonalds bathroom, I dunno do you think its an IOI? She seems to like me but she is just so confusing...

Post: #34

Hey guys, serious question here.

I was at the club last night lifting the roof. I hit the gym first, but didn't shower, so that I arrived at the club emitting a masculine funk (scenting alpha). Of course, I made sure to chat up the DJ (insinuating alpha) and at one point scream incoherently into his microphone (broadcasting alpha).

Later a girl approached me and rubbed her clit on my dick while grinding her ass on me in the middle of the dance floor (exuding alpha). Was that an IOI?

Post: #35

This thread isn't going in the direction he hoped for.

Post: #36

Hey guys, I have something I need to talk about,

I was at the gym yesterday. I wore a cut off shirt and did my 4 hour bicep workout(muscling alpha). After that I noticed the head trainer had a note book and copied some of my workouts strategies(inspiration alpha). Of course I went up and talked to him about bicep and cock workouts(insinuating alpha).

Then there was a girl that approached me to ask if I would spot her doing squats. She said she wanted me to spot her from behind. The weight was too much for her and she fell in my erect dick and stayed there. Was that an IOI?

Post: #37

This thread still has me like

Post: #38

(10-25-2015 05:15 AM)realologist Wrote:  Hey guys, I have something I need to talk about,

I was at the gym yesterday. I wore a cut off shirt and did my 4 hour bicep workout(muscling alpha). After that I noticed the head trainer had a note book and copied some of my workouts strategies(inspiration alpha). Of course I went up and talked to him about bicep and cock workouts(insinuating alpha).

Then there was a girl that approached me to ask if I would spot her doing squats. She said she wanted me to spot her from behind. The weight was too much for her and she fell in my erect dick and stayed there. Was that an IOI?

Realologist running game at the gym.

Post: #39

one and done

Post: #40

That title. lol
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Post: #41

Since everyone's sharing their dick bite story I'll share mine.

Once upon a time I had a hamster. One day I took a shower, wrapped the towel around my waist and went in my living room.

I decided the hamster could use a little free roam so I let it out of its cage and put it on my sofa.

While I was drying my junk with the towel, she walked up near my crotch, grabbed my flaccid cock with her 2 front legs, gave it a good sniff and went for the bite.

I yelled in pain she got scared and ran away. Later I caught her and put her back in her cage.

It was a deep experience for both of us. Later that night, even from 2 rooms away I could hear her hamster wheel spinning furiously.

I wish I was making this shit up

Post: #42

(11-12-2015 08:24 AM)Suits Wrote:  

Realologist running game at the gym.

When I deadlift and overhead press this actually happens with the briefs I use. Gotta keep your dick up and out of the way for squatting, but for other lifts get your dick sticking out with thin material shorts.

I lift at home, so no worries.

Post: #43

(11-15-2015 07:47 AM)ball dont lie Wrote:  

(11-12-2015 08:24 AM)Suits Wrote:  

Realologist running game at the gym.

When I deadlift and overhead press this actually happens with the briefs I use. Gotta keep your dick up and out of the way for squatting, but for other lifts get your dick sticking out with thin material shorts.

I lift at home, so no worries.

Let's never go to the gym together.