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A Man's Apology, or 4 "men" showing you how to not get laid
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RE: A Man's Apology, or 4 "men" showing you how to not get laid
(07-21-2015 05:33 PM)Days of Broken Arrows Wrote:  "Never settle for a boy. You deserve a man. Men who will protect you..."

If I felt like putting effort into this, I'd do a re-edit of this video and intercut lines like those with news footage of the endless stream of middle-aged female teachers who sexed up their boy students.

I'd also pitch-correct all the voices to sound like Mickey Mouse and replace the background music with Pat Travers' "Hammerhead" or some heavy metal instrumental.

But this isn't worth putting effort into, even for satire's sake, and they'd probably suspend my account if I put a parody of it out. Because REAL MEN have no sense of humor. And no comments section under their videos.

That sounds fucking AWESOME! I'd really like to see that.
07-22-2015 06:03 AM
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Dayum...
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07-22-2015 07:25 AM
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Please, somebody, put these wretches out of their misery. If they think their doleful apologies are going to make their wives or girlfriend respect them, they won't. How can you respect somebody who kisses your ass? I'd tell any woman I apologize for nothing! I will do what I will!
07-22-2015 09:20 AM
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I'm sorry that, for the past fifteen years, I was too beta to approach you in the street and give you the opportunity to ride this train for free.
07-22-2015 11:01 AM
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This reeks of gayness and omegaism. No wonder they deactivated the comments

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07-22-2015 12:48 PM
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If someone had you on your knees with a gun to your head, you might very well plead with them not to shoot you. Partly the response would be genuine (you really are scared), and it would also be a kind of a tactic to try to save yourself. Maybe, maybe the gunman will be moved by your begging, feel sorry for you, and spare you.

These guys are petrified out of their minds. Utterly feminized, they are terrified of women and of sex. Their self-esteem has been obliterated by their upbringing, culture and church. They have no idea how to function sexually as men — they have been reduced to groveling for women's pity.

I see everything like this as a kind of sexual tactic on the part of desperate guys, albeit one that cannot possibly work.
07-22-2015 01:26 PM
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They all deserve to get their as a kick by little dark.
07-22-2015 01:34 PM
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I laughed out loud almost all the way through this.

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07-23-2015 07:41 AM
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3:10 : "You deserve a man who will protect you."

tard Who the fuck is this twig gonna protect any woman from? I could steal his girl from a wheelchair...
07-23-2015 09:16 AM
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(07-22-2015 12:48 PM)Rawmeo Wrote:  This reeks of gayness and omegaism. No wonder they deactivated the comments
It's odd to me. Why would you make something like this if you did not think the majority of people would appreciate it? It's like subconsciously they knew this would disgust men and women, and they rationalized away that thought with something like "we don't want the public to distract from the content".
07-23-2015 09:31 AM
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Not only will this kind of behavior prevent those "men" from getting laid but it also won't spare them from a righteous ass-kicking.
07-23-2015 01:05 PM
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Most likely the funniest part of this is that these chumps , deep down, think their participation is somehow going to get them laid. The straight ones anyway.

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07-23-2015 01:36 PM
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This has to be a troll job. This can't actually be real.

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07-24-2015 08:59 AM
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It's a great video, they've managed to alienate both men and women.
07-24-2015 08:22 PM
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I could only watch a minute. Couldn't bear another second.

Revolting.
07-25-2015 03:53 AM
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