Post: #1

Sigh...

Post: #2

The cowards have the comments disabled.

And the part where they put up scripture? What about the other parts of it where the Bible discusses how women should behave?

Knuckleheads...just making it worse for the rest of us.

Like the losers who tell ugly women they are pretty.

Post: #3

(07-21-2015 04:55 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  Like the losers who tell ugly women they are pretty.

Hey I've told ugly women they are pretty on more than one occasion. It usually involved me either having had too much to drink or her sitting next to a hot friend I'm trying to bang though

Post: #4

Men ?



These girls deserve a good slap around the ear.

I feel ashamed for my entire generation just by watching this.

Post: #5

"I need to lay my life down for you."

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9uddm8MYB1qc3syx.gif

Sorry guys, I think I might leave the forum. I can now empathize with how women feel. I'd want to procrastinate being with these fruitcakes until I was 30 too.

What I would give for Patrice O'Neal to come back to life to watch this.

Post: #6

-Bad Eye Contact
-Horrible Body Language
-Rick Astley look alike Guaranteed Gay - even with wedding band on.
-Unconfident voices
-Constantly apologizing, constant pedastalization, constant gayness.

Someone please download and re-upload this with an open comments section. The internet will tear this thing to shreds.

Post: #7

"Never settle for a boy. You deserve a man. Men who will protect you..."

If I felt like putting effort into this, I'd do a re-edit of this video and intercut lines like those with news footage of the endless stream of middle-aged female teachers who sexed up their boy students.

I'd also pitch-correct all the voices to sound like Mickey Mouse and replace the background music with Pat Travers' "Hammerhead" or some heavy metal instrumental.

But this isn't worth putting effort into, even for satire's sake, and they'd probably suspend my account if I put a parody of it out. Because REAL MEN have no sense of humor. And no comments section under their videos.

Post: #8

Relevant:





Parody:

Post: #9

(07-21-2015 04:46 PM)Game_Started Wrote:  Sigh...

Post: #10

(07-21-2015 05:34 PM)Blunt Wrote:  Relevant:

Joe Rogan ripped these guys apart, pretty funny. Pay no mind to his overuse of the "C" word





I wonder how many months of celibacy it will take them to be sorry for a different reason...

Post: #11

(07-21-2015 05:31 PM)kaotic Wrote:  -Rick Astley look alike Guaranteed Gay - even with wedding band on.

Post: #12

I bet 50% 65% of the dislikes are from the women who are so deserving of these losers' apologies.

Post: #13

I couldn't watch it past a minute in.

"I'm sorry that I tried to be competitive and demand the best from myself. I'm sorry that I wanted to do more than just settle for you. I love being mediocre so much that I'll live a soul crushing existence for you. Then, when I'm divorced, I'll realize how much I repressed my true emotions and ended up developing a lot of anger and bitterness towards women."

Post: #14

Fucking Apologies For Men, or 4 "men" showing you how to not get laid

Title fixed.

Post: #15

@1:52 - She comes over on a Saturday night "just to talk" and he manipulates her into what I presume means sex (he says "used you").

Translation:

She comes over looking for sex and this moron thinks his game is so tight that he manipulates her into it (humblebrag). She sobers up the next day and regrets it so she proceeds to make him feel guilty.

OR

This was a script written by a woman as some kind of feminist fan fiction wherein every guy she's banged is truly sorry for the sin of not wanting to commit to her. These guys didn't want her but her ego can't handle that so she invents the idea that knowing her changed their lives! Special snowflake status retained!!

Post: #16

Unplugging chumps from the Matrix is like triage, save the ones you can and read last rites to the dying. - TheRationalMale

For these "men", it's too late...

Post: #17

They all have punchable faces. Their faces invite fists.




And none of them look like they even lift.

Post: #18

I don't lift.

Post: #19

The delivery of those lines alone makes it tough to watch.

Lasted 50 seconds.

Post: #20

This video should be mashed up with that fat guy from ComiCon.

Post: #21

I was wondering when you guys would finally savage this video.

This video is like Chickensoup-TubIceCream for the Soul. No soap operas were harmed in the mimicking of style to create this empty film

Post: #22

(07-21-2015 05:30 PM)dads Wrote:  "I need to lay my life down for you."

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9uddm8MYB1qc3syx.gif

What I would give for Patrice O'Neal to come back to life to watch this.

Fuck... I truly miss that guy

Post: #23

(07-21-2015 08:04 PM)Dusty Wrote:  They all have punchable faces. Their faces invite fists.




And none of them look like they even lift.

I wanted to say something like that, but was trying to refrain from those urges. But you are 100% correct.

Post: #24

Heads up: the 'discussion' tab in that videos channel is still open. Light him up.

Post: #25

If this is what being a man is I'm handing my dick in at the nearest Police station in the morning.