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^I check up on my favorite thread after maybe a year and I see that.

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Let's make this thread great again. It's been awhile.

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12-30-2016 12:15 AM
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Take care of those titties for me.
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(08-11-2016 10:08 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  Beauty knows no size.

But alas it knows a certain size:

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She kept a little bit of blubber in the right places.

Good to have some eye bleach thrown into this thread.

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(06-18-2015 05:52 AM)Kristoph Wrote:  
(06-18-2015 01:29 AM)Only One Man Wrote:  Since Donald Trump just announced he's running for President.





What a shame that someone like this could never be President.

Wrong!
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I was tempted to put this in the hamster thread due to the cognitive contortions Shamu's sister Darvo puts herself through here:

http://imgur.com/a/1616S

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This thread can't be complete without the mother of all fat people: Amy schumer:

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Fading Aussie TV personality's sister got 3/4 of her stomach stapled..... guess what? Still fat

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Quote:“Life is about so much more than the number on the scales. For me, it’s about challenging yourself and fighting to become the person you want to be, not just in fitness and health — in all areas,” she told fans, adding that she intends to carry on in her healthy pursuits.

“I’m no Tony Robbins and I’ve still got a journey ahead. After all I’m just a former chubby girl who awkwardly loved leopard — but what I’ve learnt so far is that life’s too short not to keep growing, keep pushing, keep fighting your fears, keep loving yourself & having fun. 2017, we’re here to fight the good fight.”


Here's the kicker!

Quote:Like his sister, Daniel MacPherson transformed himself from an overweight child to a super-fit adult over the years thanks to his dedication to fitness and health.

He is now a triathlete who has competed in iron man championships in Australia, China and Hawaii.

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How Lizzy Howell Is Smashing Stereotypes About Dancer’s Bodies

Quote:people marvel at Lizzy's skills. She twirls around with poise and grace, and with each rotation she's proving that you don't need to look a certain way to be an amazing dancer.

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You go girl! Fuck gravity!
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Ballet is a sport I would recommend my son to do - surrounded by pretty, disciplined above average in intelligence girls is the way to go.

But if women become like that, then you might have to reconsider.

There is a reason why girls are being weighed in ballet constantly. This activity is to prone to many accidents and puts immense strain on the body. A body of a hippo simply invites disaster. She is 15 and even if she is genetically strong, then she moves 10 times worse than if she were having an ideal weight. Ballet also means self-discipline and what kind of self-discipline does an obese walrus like that have?

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Also I am not so sure whether she is semi-retarded.
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Burlesque dancer fat-shamed online tracks down teen abuser, calls his dad and principal http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scoti...-1.3968800

TLDR: British kid trolls obese burlesque dancer so she doxxes him

Quote:Jessica Davey-Quantick, a burlesque dancer and University of King's College graduate, received abusive messages after she posted pictures of herself from a recent photo shoot — insults about her weight, demands that she kill herself. She and her burlesque buddies — Davey-Quantick calls them her Glitter Army — did a little online sleuthing and discovered the alleged 15-year-old abuser's Facebook page, his father and his school in London, England. As she told CBC's Mainstreet in Halifax, she emailed the father and the school's headmaster to set things right.

The business journalist said her story shows the need to fight back against internet trolls so that people can use the public online space free of fear or shame.
'Obesity kills'

"I am over the idea that we have to somehow have to protect the individuals [involved]," she said. Her story begins with a burlesque show in Yellowknife in late January that attracted 600 people over five performances. Davey-Quantick posted a photo from the show as well as a related boudoir-style photo. She received the typical supportive comments from friends and performers, but on Wednesday afternoon she saw a post from somebody she didn't know that said, "Obesity kills."

Davey-Quantick said when she gets inappropriate comments or photos she typically highlights it publicly. Usually, the person retreats, often apologizing profusely. But this poster didn't.
'We're giving them the power' On Thursday she woke up to dozens of comments on photos dating back as far as October, telling her she was a whale and disgusting and unlovable. "He ended it by posting that I should slit my own wrists and eat my own blubber," she said. Other people had joined in with the insults.

Friends of Davey-Quantick's helped her find the initial poster's father and his headmaster. She said the boy's father was initially apologetic, but later said his son wasn't involved and that she and her friends should be ashamed for going after his son. He finished by saying that she should keep her Instagram account locked to avoid abuse.

"That's the advice you always get to internet bullying.... Turn the other cheek. Don't respond. Ignore it. Turn off the computer. Delete your account. Or keep your account private. Or don't post those things. "I can definitely tell people are going to say, well, I shouldn't have posted a burlesque photo if I didn't want this kind of commentary. And for me that's troubling. Because what we're doing then is we're ceding public spaces to trolls. "We're giving over public autonomy and the ability to be in a public space to other people. We're giving them the power."
'It's dangerous'

Davey-Quantick said she posted the father's business email to her Facebook page — a decision she said was "tricky" because attacking somebody by releasing their private information is a real problem. She said she decided to post his work email because it was already public and she wanted her friends to have an avenue for response because the trolls had begun attacking them, too.

The headmaster, meanwhile, asked her to forward screenshots of the insults to the school's head of discipline, which she did.

"They were appalled that any of their students could be involved," Davey-Quantick said.

God damned them all, I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold, we'd fire no guns-shed no tears, now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett's privateers!
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(02-06-2017 02:22 PM)balybary Wrote:  How Lizzy Howell Is Smashing Stereotypes About Dancer’s Bodies

Quote:people marvel at Lizzy's skills. She twirls around with poise and grace, and with each rotation she's proving that you don't need to look a certain way to be an amazing dancer.

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You go girl! Fuck gravity!

Reminds me of this:


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I found another photo of the ballerina.

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But on a more serious note I hope she continues dancing, and from that eventually leads a healthier life. Somewhat doubtful of that happening with the fat praising.
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(02-06-2017 02:22 PM)balybary Wrote:  How Lizzy Howell Is Smashing Stereotypes About Dancer’s Bodies

The only thing she's smashing are stages. They weren't constructed to put up with that kind of abuse.
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Burlesque dancer fat-shamed online tracks down teen abuser, calls his dad and principal http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scoti...-1.3968800





That article is infuriating and amazing in it's justification of Orwellian tactics. A fat woman gets a nasty comment by a 15yo boy online. She not only doxxes him, but also doxxes his father and attempts to ruin his business.

The left are the true fascists - they are utter raving lunatics and they are only one step away from staffing the gulags, but they don't know it.

So what if someone calls you fat? Even models get called fat by folk, when a hot 8 develops some cellulite somewhere.

The reason why it stung was because it was true and it popped your bubble of madness that you are hot and desirable no matter the weight you put on. And then you want the full brunt of the state to come down on that truth.
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http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/02/lady-gag...ures-video

Lady Gaga is getting hammered for her muffin top and her fans are outraged. Outraged, I tell ya!!

I'm sorry Gaga....your stomach looked too flabby for that outfit. Why don't you diet a few months or even weeks before you perform the Halftime show? It's not like they just called you yesterday.

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So, I've decided to completely stop talking to fat people ever again. I've had far too many conversations with fat people and I've come to the conclusion that the vast majority of them are complete pieces of shit and believe that society should change its view on what's attractive so that they can continue being disgusting.

America will never be great again if we keep going in the direction that we are.

We can't go from this in the 80's:

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To this currently:

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And people wonder why there are so many betas and omegas running around.

Quote:The average weight of American women is as much as the average weight of American men in 1960, according to a report from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

In 1960, the average American male weighed about 166.3 pounds, which was the average weight for American women in 2010 at 166.2 pounds, which marks about a 18.5 percent increase. The average weight for women in 1960 was 140 pounds, according to the CDC report.
The average weight for men has also increased to 195.5 pounds, gaining almost 30 pounds, which is a 17.6 percent increase.

Both men and women have also gained about an inch in height since the 1960s. The changes in height have been factored into some of the weight gain.

According to the CDC data, 35.1 percent of American adults over the age of 20 are obese. Sixty-nine percent of American adults, who are over 20 years of age, are either overweight or obese.
More than 20 percent of American children, who are between 12 and 19 years of age are categorized as obese, and American children from six years of age to 11 years old are also considered obese.

In 2012, the United States came in third following the Pacific island nations Micronesia and Tonga for having the highest average weight in the world, according to a study by BMC Public Health.
By comparison, the average American weighs 33 pounds more than the average Frenchman and 70 pounds more than the average person from Bangladesh.

Let's do a little math on ratio's here in America at a local bar or club. I'll be generous with just 60/40 split of men to women.

200 people
120 Men
80 Women

120 Men minus 70% Fat or Obese = 36 healthy weight individuals
80 Women minus 70% Fat or Obese = 24 healthy weight individuals

Let's be generous again and say 75% of those healthy weight women are decent to attractive looking.

24-25% = 18 bangable women.

A third of them have boyfriends.

18-6 = 12 eligible bangable women.

10% are 8/10+

1.2 girls out of 80. A whopping 1.5%.


It's only gonna get worse from here on out boys.

Quote:If Americans stick to their eating and exercise habits, future historians will look back on the early 21st century as a golden age of svelte.

Using a model of population and other trends, a new report released on Tuesday by the Trust for America's Health and the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation projects that half of U.S. adults will be obese by 2030 unless Americans change their ways.

The "F as in Fat" report highlights the current glum picture of the U.S. obesity epidemic, in which 35.7 percent of adults and 16.9 percent of children age 2 to 19 are obese, as the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) reported earlier this year.

But for the first time, the report builds on state-by-state data from the CDC to project obesity rates. In every state, that rate will reach at least 44 percent by 2030. In 13, that number would exceed 60 percent.

Obesity raises the risk of numerous diseases, from type 2 diabetes to endometrial cancer, meaning more sick people and higher medical costs in the future, the report said.

It projects as many as 7.9 million new cases of diabetes a year, compared with 1.9 million new cases in recent years. There could also be 6.8 million new cases of chronic heart disease and stroke every year, compared with 1.3 million new cases a year now.

The increasing burden of illness will go right to the bottom line, adding $66 billion in annual obesity-related medical costs over and above today's $147 billion to $210 billion. Total U.S. healthcare spending is estimated at $2.7 trillion.

That projection supports a study published earlier this year in the American Journal of Preventive Medicine that found that by 2030, 42 percent of U.S. adults could be obese, adding $550 billion to healthcare costs over that period.

'A TALE OF TWO FUTURES'

As with all projections, from climate models to Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol," human actions can prevent the worst of the scenarios, according to health policy experts.

"This is a tale of two futures," said Jeffrey Levi of George Washington University and the executive director of Trust for America's Health. "We're at a turning point where if we don't do something now to mitigate these trends, the cost in human health and healthcare spending will be enormous."

Obesity is defined as having a body mass index (BMI) above 30. Overweight means a BMI of 25 to 29.9. BMI is calculated by taking weight in pounds and dividing it by the square of height in inches, and multiplying the result by 703. For instance, someone who is 5 feet, 5 inches tall and weighs 185 pounds (84 kg) has a BMI of 30.8.

Obesity rates among U.S. adults have more than doubled from the 15 percent of 1980. In that same time, they have more than tripled among children.

Since the CDC found that the percentage of obese children and adults was essentially unchanged between 2008 and 2010, some experts question whether the "F as in Fat" model overstates future obesity by assuming past trends continue in a straight line.

"This is a strong assumption," said economist Justin Trogdon of RTI International in North Carolina. "Recent evidence from other surveys suggest obesity rates may be leveling off."

Mathematician Martin Brown of Britain's National Heart Forum, a nonprofit group, who led development of the model, said it takes a longer view by design.

"You have to take trends over a number of years," he said. "In the age groups that matter, there just isn't much evidence of a leveling off in obesity rates."


I'll venture to say that in the future at least 80% of people will be overweight and that there will be a push to change what we consider overweight. Cut off limits for bmi will be raised and more vanity sizing in clothes.

Single parents (mothers) will be the biggest contributer to increases in fat fucks to society in my oppinion.

Quote:Children living in households where the parents are married are less likely to be obese, according to new research from Rice University and the University of Houston. “Childhood obesity is a significant public health issue in our country, with nearly one-third of all U.S. children ages 2-17 overweight or obese,” said Rachel Kimbro, study co-author, associate professor of sociology at Rice and director of Rice’s Kinder Institute Urban Health Program. “Despite this, very little research has been conducted to explore the impact of family structure on this epidemic.”

In a recent edition of the Journal of Applied Research on Children: Informing Policy for Children at Risk, research by Kimbro and colleagues shows that children living in a traditional two-parent married household are less likely to be obese (17 percent obesity rate) than children living with cohabitating parents, who have a 31 percent obesity rate. The obesity rate is also higher for children living with an adult relative (29 percent), single mother (23 percent) and cohabitating stepparent family (23 percent). The study did not evaluate children of same-sex couples, due to lack of available data. The higher rates for nontraditional parent families were observed even after the researchers accounted for factors associated with childhood obesity, including diet, physical activity and socio-economic status.

The exception to this finding was children living with single fathers or in married stepparent households, who had an obesity rate of 15 percent.

“Previous research has shown that single-father households tend to have more socio-economic resources than single-mother households,” Kimbro said. “And since socio-economic status is the single greatest predictor of health, it serves to explain why children in single-father households may be less likely to be obese.”

The study, “Family Structure and Obesity Among U.S. Children,” examined the obesity rates of children living in traditional and nontraditional family structures in the U.S. The research sample of 10,400 children comes from the Early Childhood Longitudinal Study–Birth Cohort, a nationally representative study of U.S. children and their families designed to provide information on children’s development.

Data collection for the study began in 2001. The primary caregivers of the children participated in the first wave of the in-home interviews when their children were approximately 9 months old. Data was subsequently collected when the children were 2 years old, in preschool (approximately age 4) and in kindergarten. The sample included children from diverse socio-economic, racial and ethnic backgrounds as well as an oversample of Asian, Pacific Islander, Alaska Native, American Indian, twins and low-birth-weight children. Forty-six percent of the children were racial or ethnic minorities, 25 percent were poor and 16 percent of the children had mothers without high school diplomas.

The interviews included assessments of the children’s height, weight and other measures of development, such as cognitive functioning. The children were organized in eight mutually exclusive categories designed to account for the children’s current family structure and the one they were born into.

The authors hope their research will inspire future studies of nontraditional family structures and their impact on health and weight.

“For reasons we cannot fully measure, there appears to be something about people who marry and have a child that is fundamentally different than the other groups, and these factors are also linked to children’s weight,” Kimbro said.

“Our hope is that this research will encourage further exploration of this topic,” said Kimbro’s co-author, Jennifer Augustine. “There is substantial research on how family structure matters to other domains of children’s development, yet little research on why marriage and other family structure types might matter for children’s obesity.”

Kimbro and Augustine have already begun to lead this charge with a new project that examines the household-level processes associated with different family structures that may explain differences in young children’s risk of obesity.


FUCK FAT PEOPLE AND FUCK SINGLE MOTHERS

Single mothers don't deserve any dick at all. They should be shunned from society. Fat fucks deserve to be shunned as well and should not even be talked to. If they ask why, tell them you don't talk to people that are actively trying to collapse not only the USA, but much of the world as well. If you guys want to go back to a traditional society where people are married and women are sweet and kind, fatness needs to be eradicated.

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(02-07-2017 02:09 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  That article is infuriating and amazing in it's justification of Orwellian tactics. A fat woman gets a nasty comment by a 15yo boy online. She not only doxxes him, but also doxxes his father and attempts to ruin his business.

Ugly inside and out.

We live in a sick sick society where someone like that is given free publicity over acting horribly.

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800-Pound Couple Vows to Lose Weight so They Can Have Sex for the First Time
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^^ Plot Twist: They ain't chinese.

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(02-07-2017 03:09 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  ^^ Plot Twist: They ain't chinese.

They must be, fat Americans are too common to make the news

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(02-07-2017 03:09 PM)spokepoker Wrote:  ^^ Plot Twist: They ain't chinese.

Highfive

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So I had some CPR training among a few other courses at one of my jobs today.

One of the other participants was a fucking morbidly obese woman who wasn't even 30 years old. We endured the ridiculous and laughable situation of watching her do chest compressions on a training dummy until a few seconds later when it became apparent that if the instructor allowed her to continue then the rest of us would be doing chest compressions on her.

This tubby monster fanned her sweaty face with a piece of paper all day long. Keep in mind we were in a climate controlled building kept at an optimal temperature. We also had to wait two minutes for her to traverse a single flight of stairs during one of the other courses, after which we had to wait an additional minute for her to catch her breath.

p.s. Thanks (I think...) to Thomas the Rhymer for pointing me in the direction of this thread.
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Oh. I forgot the best part of the story. I was so annoyed by having to be in the same room as her stinky ass all day long that I bought a big ol' ham roll from the bakery down the road and came back from lunch claiming I didn't have enough time to eat it. So I let it sit there on the table in front of me/her for the next two hours until our second break.

Tubby was all but drooling and completely unable to concentrate on the subject matter. I could almost see smoke coming from the bearings on her industrial grade hamster wheel.
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Jenna Jameson

Granted she is preggo, but she is as big as a house.

Oh Jenna...you used to be blazing hot. Why did your carve up your face and balloon up?


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I really hope she is pregnant with septuplets and she is doing a part time clown job. Otherwise, my memory of her in her prime will be forever tarnished
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