Post: #76

(12-14-2015 06:22 AM)Horus Wrote:  

(12-14-2015 06:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  

That would require not only coming within a few feet of Lindy, but also making physical contact with her.

No thanks. I'll give her the win by default.

Post: #77

(12-14-2015 06:11 AM)cascadecombo Wrote:  

(12-14-2015 03:21 AM)Ambicatus Wrote:  The entire cast of the Big Bang Theory. Male and female.

You including all the meat heads that the bimbo was banging at one point or another during the show?

That would actually turn out to be pretty crazy.

Nah, only the regulars that get shoved down my throat by people who like that show. It has to be a cage match too, I don't want anyone running away crying before I can finish the job.

Post: #78

(12-14-2015 06:28 AM)Suits Wrote:  

You haven't thought this through. She's protected by a thick layer of blubber which you're unlikely to penetrate. It's more likely that you're just gonna piss her off, resulting in unspeakable destruction.

Post: #79

Floyd Mayweather,

MMA rules or street rules. I feel he punches like a girl and can't really fight. I would just blitz him with kickboxing and than shoot in and take him down and than ground and pound him into submission via arm bar.

Post: #80

For the sake of saying I did: Charles Bronson

Because I'd like to hurt him: Anjem Choudary

Post: #81

(12-14-2015 07:35 AM)elimanning Wrote:  Floyd Mayweather,

MMA rules or street rules. I feel he punches like a girl and can't really fight. I would just blitz him with kickboxing and than shoot in and take him down and than ground and pound him into submission via arm bar.

What are you Ronda Rousey or something?

Post: #82

(12-14-2015 07:42 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

(12-14-2015 07:35 AM)elimanning Wrote:  Floyd Mayweather,

MMA rules or street rules. I feel he punches like a girl and can't really fight. I would just blitz him with kickboxing and than shoot in and take him down and than ground and pound him into submission via arm bar.

What are you Ronda Rousey or something?

No, because she actually has a better arm bar, I just think there are alot of people who can kick his ass, thats including me. He is a poser. I've been training in MMA for 10 years, I just feel I can kick his ass. He's only a boxer. MMA is King. I have white belt students that can put him in headlock, I don't think he knows how to escape a clinch or a side control.

Post: #83

Easy as that huh?

Post: #84

(12-14-2015 08:19 AM)CrashBangWallop Wrote:  Easy as that huh?

I think it would be fun.

Post: #85

So now you wanna fight a small old dude with bad hands?

Post: #86

Im unsure as to if he is jealous of the money Floyd has or still has a raging boner for rousey.

If you've trained MMA you'd know how hard it is to tackle someone with good footwork and knowledge about keeping distance. Hell the fact you think whitebelts could take him makes me wonder what barnyard dojo you trained at. With that said, a barnyard dojo sounds kinda awesome.

Post: #87

(12-14-2015 08:38 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:  So now you wanna fight a small old dude with bad hands?

Are you mad bro.

Is he your hero or cousin.

Its a fantasy. My question is, who do you want to fight bro?

Its not reality, relax bro.

Post: #88

(12-14-2015 08:45 AM)cascadecombo Wrote:  Im unsure as to if he is jealous of the money Floyd has or still has a raging boner for rousey.

If you've trained MMA you'd know how hard it is to tackle someone with good footwork and knowledge about keeping distance. Hell the fact you think whitebelts could take him makes me wonder what barnyard dojo you trained at. With that said, a barnyard dojo sounds kinda awesome.

Relax bro, you mad too.

Its a fantasy.

The question is, who do you want to fight.

Sorry I offended you, I'm entitle to have an opinion, I didn't mean to kill or hurt your hero rep. Sorry that your butt-hurt over my comments. Its an opinion and its suppose to be fun OP.

You realize alot of people don't like Mayweather.

Post: #89

(12-14-2015 08:50 AM)elimanning Wrote:  

(12-14-2015 08:45 AM)cascadecombo Wrote:  Im unsure as to if he is jealous of the money Floyd has or still has a raging boner for rousey.

If you've trained MMA you'd know how hard it is to tackle someone with good footwork and knowledge about keeping distance. Hell the fact you think whitebelts could take him makes me wonder what barnyard dojo you trained at. With that said, a barnyard dojo sounds kinda awesome.

Relax bro, you mad too.

Its a fantasy.

The question is, who do you want to fight. Is he your hero too. Sorry I hurt your feeling.

I just don't like the guy, I don't think he is the best striker in boxing.

He never finish fights, he's not a fighter, its a personal opinion.

Post: #90

(12-14-2015 08:50 AM)elimanning Wrote:  

(12-14-2015 08:45 AM)cascadecombo Wrote:  Im unsure as to if he is jealous of the money Floyd has or still has a raging boner for rousey.

If you've trained MMA you'd know how hard it is to tackle someone with good footwork and knowledge about keeping distance. Hell the fact you think whitebelts could take him makes me wonder what barnyard dojo you trained at. With that said, a barnyard dojo sounds kinda awesome.

Relax bro, you mad too.

Its a fantasy.

The question is, who do you want to fight.

Sorry I offended you, I'm entitle to have an opinion, I didn't mean to kill or hurt your hero rep. Sorry that your butt-hurt over my comments. Its an opinion and its suppose to be fun OP.

You realize alot of people don't like Mayweather.

This meme will never get old.

Post: #91

(12-14-2015 06:28 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(12-14-2015 06:22 AM)Horus Wrote:  

(12-14-2015 06:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  

That would require not only coming within a few feet of Lindy, but also making physical contact with her.

No thanks. I'll give her the win by default.

Pitch forks are more for witch hunts and chasing monsters that barricade themselves in a castle waiting for the mob to set it on fire.

For whales, you need to go with the classics.

Post: #92

I'm just going to post a not so humble told you so that I called "elimanning" out as a troll when he first started posting. I know someone vouched for him but i'm still not buying that this isn't some kind of gimmick.

Post: #93

(06-03-2015 08:15 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  My girlfriend and it might happen in ten minutes from now if she doesn't shut her stupid face up!

Off topic but:...We need a dedicated El Mech TV channel. I'd pay just to see "The Daily Dick Move" segment

Post: #94

Post: #95

I don't know if just wanting to cunt punt and pie hole punch someone qualifies as fighting. But if its does...

Post: #96

(12-14-2015 08:19 AM)CrashBangWallop Wrote:  Easy as that huh?

I'm pretty sure that if I spent 36 years being trained everyday by pussies like Floyd Sr. and Uncle Roger I'd be soft as shite and have no clue how to fight dirty. Seriously, what do those guys know about real fighting that can't be neutralised by 6 months training in a sport that doesn't require you sustain any kind of concussive impact? Any BJJ whitebelt just needs to ride a couple of the little man's uppercuts until he can sink in some underhooks, at which point Floyd (49-0) all time great fighter shits the bed, considers himself in deep waters, and begs for mercy.

Post: #97

This might not be the real Eli Manning.

Post: #98

^That's too bad.

Post: #99

I would fight Angela Merkel

Post: #100

(12-14-2015 12:22 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  I don't know if just wanting to cunt punt and pie hole punch someone qualifies as fighting. But if its does...

I wouldn't fight her. I would enter a relationship with her, and then at the height of her affection leave a video of me having an 3some with the housekeeping staff on her phone then accuse her of drugging and raping me out of revenge for me falling out of love and wanting to leave the relationship.

Someone actually punching her and then the subsequent trial would be the pinnacle of her career...like striking down the emperor and making him stronger.