Post: #126

(04-11-2015 08:05 AM)Chowder Head Wrote:  These Columbian broads have nice fat asses!

It's ColOmbia. Columbia is in Maryland and SC. If you want to use a U then say Culombia

Post: #127

(04-11-2015 08:05 AM)Chowder Head Wrote:  These Columbian broads have nice fat asses!

If you like these asses, come to Brazil with me. It's a shame I didn't know about the forum when I went. But here was one of my favorite lays. Again, no Portuguese needed.

Post: #128

I love it lol.... Linux you are gonna end up moving to colombia like I did. All the guys that visit probably think how can they stay long term and live after living the playboy life. Visiting is only scratching the surface. Once you live here, get local friends a whole other world opens up. Parties in fincas, access to girls that would avoid the gringo hangouts and online.

Post: #129

(04-11-2015 09:31 AM)tomtud Wrote:  I love it lol.... Linux you are gonna end up moving to colombia like I did. All the guys that visit probably think how can they stay long term and live after living the playboy life. Visiting is only scratching the surface. Once you live here, get local friends a whole other world opens up. Parties in fincas, access to girls that would avoid the gringo hangouts and online.

Haha, I don't know bro. Most of the women I am banging have one thing in common, they've all been robbed in the past year. One girl was telling me they drove up to her at her apartment and held a gun at her head and said "Give me your boots." These assholes are getting smart, they know everyone hides their money in their shoes/boots. If you live here long enough, you're going to get robbed eventually.

Maybe if I find a small town that is safe. But I get lays in the states too so I am not completely frustrated like a lot of people. I do see myself spending 6 months out of the year here but I know I will get a little burnt out from sex. I keep telling myself I can't keep this up, but then another woman ends up in my apartment again.

Post: #130

It seems like people get robbed, but when they do it doesn't seem to end up in violence almost ever. Is that an accurate assessment?

Post: #131

(04-11-2015 12:44 PM)Travesty444 Wrote:  It seems like people get robbed, but when they do it doesn't seem to end up in violence almost ever. Is that an accurate assessment?

I've spoken to a few RVF guys who've been mugged, a couple at gun point and it didn't end in violence, they lost their phones, wallets, etc. As always, you have to remain aware of your surroundings and as I do, don't leave home with anything that you're not willing to lose. Then there's the people who live in Colombia and have assets, they have to be very careful of the company they keep, moves they make and who they trust, here are a couple of examples:

Italian lawyer and Colombian wife tortured and murdered by a gang who broke into their condo in Poblado thinking that they had 500 million pesos in a safe, they found their bodies dumped a couple of days later in different places. Likely an inside job by the doorman: http://www.eltiempo.com/colombia/medelli...o/14825999

This one is really interesting (conspiracy?), the attempted express robbery of a Bogota based DEA agent in the upscale area of Parque 93, for some unknown reason, he took a taxi from the street (not the safest move but we all do it) when he could have taken an official taxi, or diplomatic taxi. He was probably going to Sante Fe to score some hookers and blow, who knows, anyway, the ride didn't end well for him and he was murdered:

Post: #132

(04-11-2015 01:22 AM)LINUX Wrote:  I was trying to ask her if she liked to have her ass licked.

Here's the secret, gentleman. Take notes

Post: #133

I know tons of gringos and Colombians who have been robbed without violence. Lots of people really are just going for your phone and whatever cash you have.

But I know a lot of others, gringos and Colombians, who have suffered real violence or just barely gotten away.

One gringo I knew with very little Spanish got what is called "el paseo millionario" which is: He got in a cab, the driver was in cahoots with some thugs, the driver took him to an ATM where said thugs were waiting with guns, and they forced him at gunpoint to empty his bank account and give it al to them. The dude was a broke English teacher and literally had nothing, they thought he was BSing them. Luckily, cops arrived and saved the poor guy.

There are also soccer hooligans, fans of the Millionarios, who stabbed a Colombian friend of mine one night after he bumped into some of them just walking on the street.

Other Colombians I know have had repeated death threats related to money, and one I know was even shot at (luckily he survived) after taking out a large sum from the bank.

Almost everyone in Colombia deals with thieves and stuff.

I have known many Colombian people who fight thieves because so many are unarmed. Guys try to grab a girl's purse or something in broad daylight and the girls just play tug of war with it or scream and try to put up a fight till he gives up. Sometimes this actually works.

People always say "be aware" but you know, there's only so much you can do.

Post: #134

Guys the ATM machines have limits. Yeah it sucks to get robbed. Thank God, never for me.

My colombian accounts for withdrawal at an ATM are Max 1.2 million per day. So I won't be cleaned out. I like to choose taxis with religious pictures on the windshield, rosary hanging on the rear view mirror. Yes, it can be misleading but call me superstitious, I feel more comfortable.

Post: #135

Day 9: Fucking a Model -- All day

Well gentleman, this concludes my trip to Bogota. Tomorrow I leave for Barranquilla where I will try to spend some time with Atlantic and Fisto instead of fucking all the time.





I fucked a new girl everyday except for the one day where I choose to do my Physics lab and shut my phone off. Some days I had three women , some two. I did repeats on a few women that I enjoyed.

Here is my recommendation: If you are aggressive, good looking, self-reliant, and have a good physique, go to Bogota and have some fun. If none of those things describe you, one of those SouthEast Asian countries will be a better fit for you. The way you act, your attitude, your demeanor, your aggressiveness, how direct you are, and the way other people see you, is largely determined by the things you've experienced in your life. It can't be learned by reading. It's learned actively.


And I leave you with my final Bogota bang:

Post: #136

(04-11-2015 09:39 AM)LINUX Wrote:  

(04-11-2015 09:31 AM)tomtud Wrote:  I love it lol.... Linux you are gonna end up moving to colombia like I did. All the guys that visit probably think how can they stay long term and live after living the playboy life. Visiting is only scratching the surface. Once you live here, get local friends a whole other world opens up. Parties in fincas, access to girls that would avoid the gringo hangouts and online.

Haha, I don't know bro. Most of the women I am banging have one thing in common, they've all been robbed in the past year. One girl was telling me they drove up to her at her apartment and held a gun at her head and said "Give me your boots." These assholes are getting smart, they know everyone hides their money in their shoes/boots. If you live here long enough, you're going to get robbed eventually.

Maybe if I find a small town that is safe. But I get lays in the states too so I am not completely frustrated like a lot of people. I do see myself spending 6 months out of the year here but I know I will get a little burnt out from sex. I keep telling myself I can't keep this up, but then another woman ends up in my apartment again.

Colombia's murder rate may be on a downward trend but there are a tremendous amount of armed robberies in this country.

Like yourself everyone I have met has a story of being robbed. Im talking 100 percent. Consider that. In the states growing up I cant name one person who was robbed by gun point.

I had a gun stuck to my head 4 months after arriving in Medellin. 7 at night, safe street in Poblado. I was doing exactly what the Colombians had warned me of. I was wearing my watch and was talking on my cell phone.

Every time a guy pulls up behind me on a moto I get a little uneasy now. Price of living in paradise.

Post: #137

Maybe all the time spent attacking victimless crimes (Plan Colombia) leaves little time for them to arrest real criminals.

Post: #138

Best thread i've ever seen! I just got back from the gym, time to stop slacking. Inspirational!

Post: #139

Linux, thanks a ton for this informative, inspiring, and entertaining thread! I may be coming to Bogota in the summer, a few questions for you (feel free to PM if you don't want to answer publicly):
1. How old are you?
2. How long have you been on gear and why?
3. What's the legal status of steroids/testosterone in Colombia and how easy is it to bring in or get while there?
4. I work from my computer, so I need consistent internet. How good are the providers there?
5. What's the best area to stay in logistically, specifically close to good daygame spots and a gym?

Thanks again, good luck in Barranquilla!

Post: #140

Fucking sick thread. If you posted every bang to the I just had sex thread you'd be spamming it! You lads got any footage of your game?

Post: #141

So I was curious how I would do with Tinder in Colombia. I always assumed that I am not the type for South America, since I am not a big guy, only 22 years old and don't speak spanish. I spoofed my location to Barranquilla and started swiping every good looking girl right. I made 3 observations:

1) There are much more pretty girls on Tinder in Barranquilla than in SEA
2) I do get a lot of matches. Even more than in SEA I believe. I got 19 matches in less than 5 hours. All of them are my age or younger and 16 of them replied to my first message.
3) Most of them speak english. No spanish needed.

Actually my plan for this year was to visit SEA again and save South America for later when I have packed on some muscles and developed a better game. But now I am rethinking the whole thing.

Post: #142

(04-13-2015 03:34 PM)Dipar Wrote:  So I was curious how I would do with Tinder in Colombia. I always assumed that I am not the type for South America, since I am not a big guy, only 22 years old and don't speak spanish. I spoofed my location to Barranquilla and started swiping every good looking girl right. I made 3 observations:

1) There are much more pretty girls on Tinder in Barranquilla than in SEA
2) I do get a lot of matches. Even more than in SEA I believe. I got 19 matches in less than 5 hours. All of them are my age or younger and 16 of them replied to my first message.
3) Most of them speak english. No spanish needed.

Actually my plan for this year was to visit SEA again and save South America for later when I have packed on some muscles and developed a better game. But now I am rethinking the whole thing.

I just wrote about it on the my Colombia thread /thread-45754-...#pid999342 but there is lots of hookers and hustlers in this town. Not to say there isn't quality girls but me and Linux have been having some crazy girls so far. Early days yet though so lets see how this week goes...

Gringo factor is so high that I got spotted on a 15 minute date outside the hotel by another girl online in a city of 2 million plus. This kept happening in Bogota too so I had to take back streets to get around ha.

Post: #143

(04-13-2015 03:48 PM)Atlantic Wrote:  

(04-13-2015 03:34 PM)Dipar Wrote:  So I was curious how I would do with Tinder in Colombia. I always assumed that I am not the type for South America, since I am not a big guy, only 22 years old and don't speak spanish. I spoofed my location to Barranquilla and started swiping every good looking girl right. I made 3 observations:

1) There are much more pretty girls on Tinder in Barranquilla than in SEA
2) I do get a lot of matches. Even more than in SEA I believe. I got 19 matches in less than 5 hours. All of them are my age or younger and 16 of them replied to my first message.
3) Most of them speak english. No spanish needed.

Actually my plan for this year was to visit SEA again and save South America for later when I have packed on some muscles and developed a better game. But now I am rethinking the whole thing.

I just wrote about it on the my Colombia thread /thread-45754-...#pid999342 but there is lots of hookers and hustlers in this town. Not to say there isn't quality girls but me and Linux have been having some crazy girls so far. Early days yet though so lets see how this week goes...

Gringo factor is so high that I got spotted on a 15 minute date outside the hotel by another girl online in a city of 2 million plus. This kept happening in Bogota too so I had to take back streets to get around ha.

If I could give you both some advice; ditch Tinder and start talking to girls in person.

Post: #144

(04-13-2015 05:19 PM)Fisto Wrote:  

(04-13-2015 03:48 PM)Atlantic Wrote:  

(04-13-2015 03:34 PM)Dipar Wrote:  So I was curious how I would do with Tinder in Colombia. I always assumed that I am not the type for South America, since I am not a big guy, only 22 years old and don't speak spanish. I spoofed my location to Barranquilla and started swiping every good looking girl right. I made 3 observations:

1) There are much more pretty girls on Tinder in Barranquilla than in SEA
2) I do get a lot of matches. Even more than in SEA I believe. I got 19 matches in less than 5 hours. All of them are my age or younger and 16 of them replied to my first message.
3) Most of them speak english. No spanish needed.

Actually my plan for this year was to visit SEA again and save South America for later when I have packed on some muscles and developed a better game. But now I am rethinking the whole thing.

I just wrote about it on the my Colombia thread /thread-45754-...#pid999342 but there is lots of hookers and hustlers in this town. Not to say there isn't quality girls but me and Linux have been having some crazy girls so far. Early days yet though so lets see how this week goes...

Gringo factor is so high that I got spotted on a 15 minute date outside the hotel by another girl online in a city of 2 million plus. This kept happening in Bogota too so I had to take back streets to get around ha.

If I could give you both some advice; ditch Tinder and start talking to girls in person.

Good advice. But no Colombians where I am right now. I used Tinder just to see how receptive Colombian girls are to me.

Post: #145

Day 11 was much better than day 10. Yesterday Atlantic and I arrvied at the apartment late and there were dirty clothes in the washing machine, food in the fridge, toothbrushes in the bathroom. What was suppose to be an empty apartment was someones house who decided to take a hike for a week while we stay there. Also the pool had a sign that said "no kissing and it closed at 5 pm." It was strange. Atlantic and I decided to hit the road, file a complaint with Airbnb and get a hotel.


The women in Barranquilla are different. I'm not sure how yet. I am still making observations.

Atlantic and I both have dates with 10's tonight at 9pm at the bar in the hotel.

Post: #146

Goddamn this thread is fantastic. +1 for Linux and Atlantic from me.

I spent a couple years in Colombia and did quite well for myself, but this new notch a day shit is on a whole other level. I'm heading back in mid May for a few months, and this thread has definitely inspired me to try more physical quick-escalation game. I left Colombia at 180lbs and am coming back at 210, so it'll be interesting to see how the extra musculature pays off.

I'll be in either Cali or Medellin, I haven't decided yet. Would be great to meet up with some of you guys.

Post: #147

Seamus, Me and Atlantic will be in Cali in May. Definitely, hit us up. It's going to be fun.

Post: #148

Ya man get in touch when you are around. Plenty of girls for everyone.

Post: #149

I'm really glad I got to meet LINUX before his trip...it is really putting this thread in context.

One of the things he told me was "I hope you come to Colombia, so you can experience what it's like to bang a girl who doesn't speak the same language as you."

It's been cool to see this thread as an example of that mentality. I have learned a lot. A+ work all around guys!

Waiting to hear what you guys think of Baranquilla before I book my ticket to Colombia for June...

Post: #150

(04-14-2015 03:32 PM)BlurredSevens Wrote:  I'm really glad I got to meet LINUX before his trip...it is really putting this thread in context.

One of the things he told me was "I hope you come to Colombia, so you can experience what it's like to bang a girl who doesn't speak the same language as you."

It's been cool to see this thread as an example of that mentality. I have learned a lot. A+ work all around guys!

Waiting to hear what you guys think of Baranquilla before I book my ticket to Colombia for June...

Barranquilla has some excellent quality. The last two girls I got were hot and fun to hang with. But other than girls this city does not have the same attractions as the other main cities. It is hot as balls everyday making even basic things like walking a few blocks difficult. If you can handle the heat then maybe you will like it but I am more of a cold climate guy. I have to hide inside from 11-3.

I would come here for maybe a short trip if you like a challenge and something a bit different from the center cities: Cali, Bogota and Medellin. It is definitely a much less friendlier city on first glance. People seem to be very skeptical of outsiders and you get a lot of aggressive looks from dudes.

Quick notes:
- Girls tougher to game than Bogota. More tests and flakes
- Harder to sort out date logistics: heat, distances, things to do
- Not as easy to get by on English. Spanish skills a huge bonus
- Gringo (attention) factor is higher. That is both a pro and con
- Lack of nightgame early in the week
- Cheaper to get around, hotels are decent prices
- Hard to be low key. Just being foreign you stand out a LOT

Overall - harder work with potentially better reward than other cities. If you could set up here you could do very well for yourself. Won't be easy though but could be a lot of adventure.