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^I usually mix it up, Airbnb isn't that cheap if you're rolling solo but if you have another person to split the costs then it isn't too bad, for example, another member and I were staying at the hotel I mention above and were paying 130.000/night in Chapinero then we found a decent two bedroom condo very close to Parque 93 (nice spot) for 150.000/night so we took that. The coast is decent if you want some sunshine but its a different world up there: the cities are more run down, the people very different (they speak fast and fuck donkeys), its hot as fuck and the beaches aren't that great unless you go to parque Tayrona (40.000 entrance fee) or take a boat to an island and the women aren't as attractive as the ones in the interior. I personally don't mind going up there for 4-7 days to party and do some diving but after that I start complaining about the place and go back to Medellin or Cali where its more comfortable, for me. If you can handle the heat and Costeno people then you may really enjoy it up there, they are laid back, fun and love to party.

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I had two pm's this morning of guys asking about testosterone and viagra. There is a misconception. Here's the deal gentleman. Most guys seem to think they need Viagra if they take testosterone. No gentleman.

When it comes to sex, there is a huge difference between banging a girlfriend or someone you care about, and banging 3 girls a day that you've only known for 10- 15 minutes tops and having to use a condom for each one, which suck. Also, you have to factor in that these girls are going to want you to pop twice before they leave, so now you're at 6 pops a day. It's not as simple as meeting a girl at a bar, dancing with her all night, going home, and getting hard. That's a piece of cake.

From my experience in Brazil, there is nothing worse than coming off two previous lays and now having two 10's in your bed with their big asses in the air, and you're limp and they are wondering what's up with you and asking you if you don't like them.

So, thank God for a 4 dollar Viagra pill. Problems solved.
04-10-2015 09:52 AM
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(04-10-2015 09:20 AM)scotian Wrote:  the cities are more run down, the people very different (they speak fast and fuck donkeys),

Jesus dude. You mean to tell me, I'm banging women who were sloppy seconds to a donkey.
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(04-10-2015 09:52 AM)LINUX Wrote:  so now you're at 6 pops a day.

Holy cow! Even when I am on TRT I can't do 6 pops a day! eek

I'd just fake it, grab my dick go to the bathroom immediately and flush the condom so they don't see that there is no jizz in it.
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Linux, do you have a certain diet when you're travelling? Or do you get my on Whiskey and cigars?
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(04-04-2015 02:29 PM)LINUX Wrote:  This is how tools for tinder works. No more constant swipping. Sorry about all the shaking. I had about 20 cups of coffee




Is this an app we can download or is this some customer scrip you wrote and are using?
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(04-10-2015 12:15 PM)jamaicabound Wrote:  
(04-04-2015 02:29 PM)LINUX Wrote:  This is how tools for tinder works. No more constant swipping. Sorry about all the shaking. I had about 20 cups of coffee

Is this an app we can download or is this some customer scrip you wrote and are using?

It's an app called "tools for tinder"
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Epic thread and pics add so much to it.

One thing though Linux, i know red pill guys tend to dismiss mainstream authority and guidelines but i would be very careful with the viagra.

And everyone reading should be inspired by the game and results, but please dont go self prescribing viagra doses for yourself. As far as i know the doses youre taking are already very extreme and potentially dangerous. That plus your level of physical activity could prove fatal. Id consider scaling back.

Hate to be the mood killer but a friend of mine died because of a stupid fat burner so these warnings are not for nothing.

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(04-10-2015 11:13 AM)Lizard King Wrote:  Linux, do you have a certain diet when you're travelling? Or do you get my on Whiskey and cigars?

My macros are about 40/40/20 and cals are dependent on where I am and how much exercise I am doing, I eat more in Cali and less in Bogota. I work out 3-4 times a week for 45 minutes a day but I have been doing it for 15 years so I know how to target the muscle I want, I get in the gym and get out asap. If I am fucking for an hour straight, I have no problem throwing down a high glycemic carb like a sandwich when I am finished. I avoid beef at night because I don't sleep well when I eat it too late. I hate beer because it makes me piss constantly, so I stick to whiskey.
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(04-10-2015 12:22 PM)LINUX Wrote:  
(04-10-2015 12:15 PM)jamaicabound Wrote:  
(04-04-2015 02:29 PM)LINUX Wrote:  This is how tools for tinder works. No more constant swipping. Sorry about all the shaking. I had about 20 cups of coffee

Is this an app we can download or is this some customer scrip you wrote and are using?

It's an app called "tools for tinder"

Does this still work? I thought Tinder limited the amount of girls you can swipe right?
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(04-10-2015 01:23 PM)Dipar Wrote:  
(04-10-2015 12:22 PM)LINUX Wrote:  
(04-10-2015 12:15 PM)jamaicabound Wrote:  
(04-04-2015 02:29 PM)LINUX Wrote:  This is how tools for tinder works. No more constant swipping. Sorry about all the shaking. I had about 20 cups of coffee

Is this an app we can download or is this some customer scrip you wrote and are using?

It's an app called "tools for tinder"

Does this still work? I thought Tinder limited the amount of girls you can swipe right?

If you have an iphone , you can use buy tinder plus for about 0.99 cents a month in apple store. After you use it a month, cancel it.
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(04-10-2015 01:47 PM)LINUX Wrote:  
(04-10-2015 01:23 PM)Dipar Wrote:  
(04-10-2015 12:22 PM)LINUX Wrote:  
(04-10-2015 12:15 PM)jamaicabound Wrote:  
(04-04-2015 02:29 PM)LINUX Wrote:  This is how tools for tinder works. No more constant swipping. Sorry about all the shaking. I had about 20 cups of coffee

Is this an app we can download or is this some customer scrip you wrote and are using?

It's an app called "tools for tinder"

Does this still work? I thought Tinder limited the amount of girls you can swipe right?

If you have an iphone , you can use buy tinder plus for about 0.99 cents a month in apple store. After you use it a month, cancel it.

0.99 cents? I am using Android and it is 8$ a month.
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As far as accommodation goes it helps but it is not a deal breaker. My room is absolutely tiny at the moment. Maybe 6 feet by 10. I was waiting for another room to open up but now I am off to Cali so it doesn't matter. Girls don't really care as long as its comfortable and in some ways it has helped - nowhere to sit but my tiny bed!

Primary thing to consider should be location. Right next to a quiet cafe/restaurant/bar is ideal. You want dates as near as physically possible to your house. A girl walking more than a few 100 meters isn't helpful. Being close to main drinking areas is a plus but most dates are lunch/dinner/coffee so that is more important.

All this Viagra talk is hilarious but it is a reality down here with the amount of numbers of girls and times they want to fuck. Before noon today I had already had sex three times from a girl that came over from breakfast. Girls are extremely horny and keep trying for more and more. Some have asked about other girls and then say they are going to take it all so there is none for them. I am only taking some on rare occasions but when I have it was a must.

I am all booked up on regular girls till Barranquilla but I might get a new notch in before then. I think Linux has some dates for tonight. Next week should be fun since I was way too drunk on the coast the first time and want to hit it proper second time around.

As for Cali next month, it is going to be insane.
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Atlantic you are going to be in Cali next month as well? What about Fisto? We should all get up and rent one of those dope penthouse apartments with the jaquzzi tubs... split 3 or 4 ways its fucking cheap. (The onesI saw with jaquzzi tubs where in Medellin)

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Tools for Tinder does not seem to work for Android. Anyone have any success with this on an Android phone or know of a similar app?
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(04-10-2015 09:52 AM)LINUX Wrote:  From my experience in Brazil, there is nothing worse than coming off two previous lays and now having two 10's in your bed with their big asses in the air, and you're limp and they are wondering what's up with you and asking you if you don't like them.

So, thank God for a 4 dollar Viagra pill. Problems solved.

Linux, have you ever tried Tribulus plant? apparently it gets you horny as a rabbit. It could be an alternative to chemical stuff like viagra.
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No Lino, I have never heard of it.
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(04-10-2015 02:32 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  Atlantic you are going to be in Cali next month as well? What about Fisto? We should all get up and rent one of those dope penthouse apartments with the jaquzzi tubs... split 3 or 4 ways its fucking cheap. (The ones I saw with jaquzzi tubs where in Medellin)

Ya I will be there. I don't know about Fisto. I think I already have a place sorted but if not I will keep you in the loop. How long are you going to be around for?
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Creepin I found a four bedroom penthouse with 2 balconies, swimming pool, sauna, steam room but it's about 2600 a month. I might could negotiate. Not sure,
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I have taken Tribulus in pill form.

ZMA still beats it in raising sex drive significantly in my experience.

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(04-10-2015 07:32 PM)LINUX Wrote:  Creepin I found a four bedroom penthouse with 2 balconies, swimming pool, sauna, steam room but it's about 2600 a month. I might could negotiate. Not sure,

Split between 4 people thats 600 a month, split between 3 its 800... If its avaialble monthly I'm down to chip in and live the high life for a month or so.

Edit: I thought you said 2400 a month.. just add around 50 to those figures with the rent being 2600

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Another great night. I did the whole massage routine, take off these clothes, etc. etc. 10 minutes later, I was trying to ask her if she liked to have her ass licked. She misunderstood that for "can I fuck you in the ass." She got on Google translate and said "I never tried it" I smiled and said, "me neither." After 20 annoying minutes of playing peek a boo with her ass, I was finally in.

Anyway, I've been pounding this girl for four hours. She is asleep right now, snoring,moaning, and smiling, so I'm going to get off her and go join her.

I have a date tomorrow morning for a 50 cent cup of coffee and hopefully another bang. I saved the hottest one for my last day here before Barranquilla.

Here is she all bent over for me, wearing one of my white t-shirts that I work out in.

Life is good.
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I have to go to Columbia!
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These Columbian broads have nice fat asses!




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This morning was great. This is my favorite picture yet and why I love this country.

This is what happens when you invite some random woman to your apartment in Colombia. While you are enjoying a cup of coffee, sitting on your ass, doing nothing, she takes it upon herself to wash your dishes for you. I asked her what she was doing and she said, "you hombre, you necesito rest."
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