Post: #1126

(12-21-2015 09:24 PM)Travesty Wrote:  The vastly most common three step punch combination for first bangs. Doesn't matter the context. Isolate ASAP.

I consider myself a logical man. But somehow this shit always escaped me for decades.

If I'm hanging out with buds and some 4 hits on me, I'm gonna shoot her shit to the curb fast because I'm a playa, right, and I don't want my friends to see me getting cozy with some slutwhore. But if I'm chillin by myself and some 4 hits on me when I'm drunk as a goat, well, then shit just got real and I'm going back to her house.

Judge me if you wish, all you ballers hitting all those 9's and Maxim models and shit, but sometimes you just need a good 4 to get your head back straight. Or I do. Perhaps I'm the only guy in these forums that will admit to hitting a chunky, bigassed Paisa, but it's only because I think I'll never meet any of you. If I do meet anyone from these forums, I'll claim drunkeness and deny all this shit.

Post: #1127

Chill out^ I'll hit chunky paisasas or whetevers

BBL? Is that you? Pm me

Post: #1128

(12-21-2015 09:10 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  I got to Ecuador and hung out at hostels. The English girls love me, and I love them and think they're great. I would hang out with groups of 3 to 5 for a few days, then they'd leave and some other group of English girls would pick me up as their American entertainment. I have the same sense of dry humor as the Brits, and they usually say, "We don't normally like Americans, but you're okay. Come hang out tonight." But after two weeks in Ecuador being a witty, great guy in these groups of hot English girls, I still wasn't getting laid.

Post: #1129

(12-21-2015 09:14 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  Has anybody ventured over to Kennedy? I've heard it's really shitty but out of curiosity I want to go.

The Avenida Primera de Mayo runs through Kennedy, as I mentioned, its a really good party spot but you have to be very careful down there, there's murders there every weekend. If you go during the day, hit up centro comercial de las americas, its new and modern (has an IMAX) but I don't recommend walking around down in those parts.

(12-21-2015 09:35 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 09:24 PM)Travesty Wrote:  The vastly most common three step punch combination for first bangs. Doesn't matter the context. Isolate ASAP.

I consider myself a logical man. But somehow this shit always escaped me for decades.

If I'm hanging out with buds and some 4 hits on me, I'm gonna shoot her shit to the curb fast because I'm a playa, right, and I don't want my friends to see me getting cozy with some slutwhore. But if I'm chillin by myself and some 4 hits on me when I'm drunk as a goat, well, then shit just got real and I'm going back to her house.

Judge me if you wish, all you ballers hitting all those 9's and Maxim models and shit, but sometimes you just need a good 4 to get your head back straight. Or I do. Perhaps I'm the only guy in these forums that will admit to hitting a chunky, bigassed Paisa, but it's only because I think I'll never meet any of you. If I do meet anyone from these forums, I'll claim drunkeness and deny all this shit.

Not too many of us are banging models down there and very few of us claim to do but I'm sure most of us have taken home a girl and had to bite our arm off the next morning down there, I once banged one of those girls who drags around thermoses selling tinto in the streets.

Post: #1130

Someone above seems to suggest that I was being ironical about English girls. I goddamn LOVE English girls. I wish the fuck that I were English, even if they are the biggest bastards on Earth. I did see a couple of English chicks that looked like they should be hanging out at the walmarts, looking so huge and shit. But I met some super cute, fit, fun, clever English girls in my life, and I love the shit out of some English girls. They're my fave. I guess it helps that they like me, too. I'm from Mississippi, but my accent isn't as such. It's more subtle, like Morgan Freeman, and they like me and my accent lots. Which is great, because I love the shit outta them and have a huge time when I hang with English girls. I'm starting to jack off right now just saying the words "English girls." But I was about to jackoff anyhow, so really any words would do just fine.

Post: #1131

(12-21-2015 10:27 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  Someone above seems to suggest that I was being ironical about English girls. I goddamn LOVE English girls. I wish the fuck that I were English, even if they are the biggest bastards on Earth. I did see a couple of English chicks that looked like they should be hanging out at the walmarts, looking so huge and shit. But I met some super cute, fit, fun, clever English girls in my life, and I love the shit out of some English girls. They're my fave. I guess it helps that they like me, too. I'm from Mississippi, but my accent isn't as such. It's more subtle, like Morgan Freeman, and they like me and my accent lots. Which is great, because I love the shit outta them and have a huge time when I hang with English girls. I'm starting to jack off right now just saying the words "English girls." But I was about to jackoff anyhow, so really any words would do just fine.

Post: #1132

I wasn't suggesting you were being ironical, I was suggesting you are a troll.

Post: #1133

(12-21-2015 09:53 PM)scotian Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 09:14 PM)Sidney Crosby Wrote:  Has anybody ventured over to Kennedy? I've heard it's really shitty but out of curiosity I want to go.

The Avenida Primera de Mayo runs through Kennedy, as I mentioned, its a really good party spot but you have to be very careful down there, there's murders there every weekend. If you go during the day, hit up centro comercial de las americas, its new and modern (has an IMAX) but I don't recommend walking around down in those parts.

(12-21-2015 09:35 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 09:24 PM)Travesty Wrote:  The vastly most common three step punch combination for first bangs. Doesn't matter the context. Isolate ASAP.

I consider myself a logical man. But somehow this shit always escaped me for decades.

If I'm hanging out with buds and some 4 hits on me, I'm gonna shoot her shit to the curb fast because I'm a playa, right, and I don't want my friends to see me getting cozy with some slutwhore. But if I'm chillin by myself and some 4 hits on me when I'm drunk as a goat, well, then shit just got real and I'm going back to her house.

Judge me if you wish, all you ballers hitting all those 9's and Maxim models and shit, but sometimes you just need a good 4 to get your head back straight. Or I do. Perhaps I'm the only guy in these forums that will admit to hitting a chunky, bigassed Paisa, but it's only because I think I'll never meet any of you. If I do meet anyone from these forums, I'll claim drunkeness and deny all this shit.

Not too many of us are banging models down there and very few of us claim to do but I'm sure most of us have taken home a girl and had to bite our arm off the next morning down there, I once banged one of those girls who drags around thermoses selling tinto in the streets.

I googled that, it actually looks pretty nice and something that I'd expect in North America. Although I guess it doesn't make too make sense to go all the way there when there is the exact same thing, similarly priced and in safe areas of Bogota. I'll hit up Salitre next time instead.

Post: #1134

(12-21-2015 10:39 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  I wasn't suggesting you were being ironical, I was suggesting you are a troll.

I'm a troll for liking the English? Well, I'm gonna absolutely troll the shit out of you with some of my other stories then. Get ready.

Post: #1135

Silver member with all the moxie one could want!

Testify Holmes. I love me some British girls myself but not the real sloppy ones..

Post: #1136

Quote:And all king Solomon's drinking vessels were of gold, and all the vessels of the house of the forest of Lebanon were of pure gold; none were of silver: it was nothing accounted of in the days of Solomon.

Post: #1137

(12-21-2015 06:18 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  I've been messing around with this Tinder and Badoo and CC stuff the last couple of days. Why am I so late to this fucking party? Goddamn the ass I missed out on because I was fucking around with trying to have a personality and to be charming and amusing and shit when now I have an inbox of chicks wanting to talk to me just because I have an app on the internets. I didn't even bring my smartphone with me to S. America last time because I didn't want the stress of having something of value to keep up with. I bought a $30 Alcatel in Ecuador and kept that thing for 6 months, and it took me 20 minutes to text something like "Hey" since it didn't even have a keyboard. I'm bringing my damn smartphone this time. Didn't someone say that T-mobile plans will work down there?

I've only been to Bogota for 3 nights total on 3 different trips, so I don't know much about it. The Medellin expats had all convinced me that it's too cold, too crowded, and the girls are snooty. But I think maybe I should check out Bogota after reading this thread. It seems most of my internet interest is coming from Bogota area.

Yeah, T-Mobile has roaming, so you will be able to use your phone there, no problem. Medellin girls aren't "snooty" in my experience. Only Mexicans are.

Post: #1138

As a Mexican, I am so outraged by your comment.

Post: #1139

(12-21-2015 11:16 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 06:18 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  I've been messing around with this Tinder and Badoo and CC stuff the last couple of days. Why am I so late to this fucking party? Goddamn the ass I missed out on because I was fucking around with trying to have a personality and to be charming and amusing and shit when now I have an inbox of chicks wanting to talk to me just because I have an app on the internets. I didn't even bring my smartphone with me to S. America last time because I didn't want the stress of having something of value to keep up with. I bought a $30 Alcatel in Ecuador and kept that thing for 6 months, and it took me 20 minutes to text something like "Hey" since it didn't even have a keyboard. I'm bringing my damn smartphone this time. Didn't someone say that T-mobile plans will work down there?

I've only been to Bogota for 3 nights total on 3 different trips, so I don't know much about it. The Medellin expats had all convinced me that it's too cold, too crowded, and the girls are snooty. But I think maybe I should check out Bogota after reading this thread. It seems most of my internet interest is coming from Bogota area.

Yeah, T-Mobile has roaming, so you will be able to use your phone there, no problem. Medellin girls aren't "snooty" in my experience. Only Mexicans are.

He's referring to the expats he met in Medellin who said that the women of Bogota are snooty, which isn't really true but Paisas (from Medellin*) generally hate people from Bogota and one of the things they say is that they're cold and stuck up. There's so much regionalism in that country, you should hear what they say about the people on the coasts!

Post: #1140

I went on a double date with my friend in Bogota. 1 Paisa 1 Rolla. The Rolla said she hates Paisas and doesn't like talking to them at the table I am going to guess before she found out the girl was a Paisa. She was a ditz though.

Post: #1141

(12-21-2015 11:21 PM)scotian Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 11:16 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 06:18 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  I've been messing around with this Tinder and Badoo and CC stuff the last couple of days. Why am I so late to this fucking party? Goddamn the ass I missed out on because I was fucking around with trying to have a personality and to be charming and amusing and shit when now I have an inbox of chicks wanting to talk to me just because I have an app on the internets. I didn't even bring my smartphone with me to S. America last time because I didn't want the stress of having something of value to keep up with. I bought a $30 Alcatel in Ecuador and kept that thing for 6 months, and it took me 20 minutes to text something like "Hey" since it didn't even have a keyboard. I'm bringing my damn smartphone this time. Didn't someone say that T-mobile plans will work down there?

I've only been to Bogota for 3 nights total on 3 different trips, so I don't know much about it. The Medellin expats had all convinced me that it's too cold, too crowded, and the girls are snooty. But I think maybe I should check out Bogota after reading this thread. It seems most of my internet interest is coming from Bogota area.

Yeah, T-Mobile has roaming, so you will be able to use your phone there, no problem. Medellin girls aren't "snooty" in my experience. Only Mexicans are.

He's referring to the expats he met in Medellin who said that the women of Bogota are snooty, which isn't really true but Paisas (from Medellin*) generally hate people from Bogota and one of the things they say is that they're cold and stuck up. There's so much regionalism in that country, you should hear what they say about the people on the coasts!

My point is the same. As I've said before, Bogota people have a reputation of being cold toward other Colombians, but warm toward foreigners.

Post: #1142

(12-21-2015 11:25 PM)Travesty Wrote:  I went on a double date with my friend in Bogota. 1 Paisa 1 Rolla. The Rolla said she hates Paisas and doesn't like talking to them at the table I am going to guess before she found out the girl was a Paisa. She was a ditz though.

I don't mean to nitpick here, but "Rolla" is some shithole town in Missouri or somewhere. Rolas are women from Bogota. Authenticity points always help.

Post: #1143

(12-21-2015 11:21 PM)scotian Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 11:16 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 06:18 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  I've been messing around with this Tinder and Badoo and CC stuff the last couple of days. Why am I so late to this fucking party? Goddamn the ass I missed out on because I was fucking around with trying to have a personality and to be charming and amusing and shit when now I have an inbox of chicks wanting to talk to me just because I have an app on the internets. I didn't even bring my smartphone with me to S. America last time because I didn't want the stress of having something of value to keep up with. I bought a $30 Alcatel in Ecuador and kept that thing for 6 months, and it took me 20 minutes to text something like "Hey" since it didn't even have a keyboard. I'm bringing my damn smartphone this time. Didn't someone say that T-mobile plans will work down there?

I've only been to Bogota for 3 nights total on 3 different trips, so I don't know much about it. The Medellin expats had all convinced me that it's too cold, too crowded, and the girls are snooty. But I think maybe I should check out Bogota after reading this thread. It seems most of my internet interest is coming from Bogota area.

Yeah, T-Mobile has roaming, so you will be able to use your phone there, no problem. Medellin girls aren't "snooty" in my experience. Only Mexicans are.

He's referring to the expats he met in Medellin who said that the women of Bogota are snooty, which isn't really true but Paisas (from Medellin*) generally hate people from Bogota and one of the things they say is that they're cold and stuck up. There's so much regionalism in that country, you should hear what they say about the people on the coasts!

They sooo tried to convince me not to go to Bogota! In retrospect, it did seem personal, but as a noob, I took their word for it. I'm still going to Manizales first. I think there's high quality girls there and they look so fabulous! And there's a nursing school there and I love girls in scrubs. And I'm going back to Salento because it's beautiful and there's lots of hot English girls at the hostels. Even though it's apparently a troll for me to love English girls.

Post: #1144

(12-21-2015 11:28 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 11:21 PM)scotian Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 11:16 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 06:18 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  I've been messing around with this Tinder and Badoo and CC stuff the last couple of days. Why am I so late to this fucking party? Goddamn the ass I missed out on because I was fucking around with trying to have a personality and to be charming and amusing and shit when now I have an inbox of chicks wanting to talk to me just because I have an app on the internets. I didn't even bring my smartphone with me to S. America last time because I didn't want the stress of having something of value to keep up with. I bought a $30 Alcatel in Ecuador and kept that thing for 6 months, and it took me 20 minutes to text something like "Hey" since it didn't even have a keyboard. I'm bringing my damn smartphone this time. Didn't someone say that T-mobile plans will work down there?

I've only been to Bogota for 3 nights total on 3 different trips, so I don't know much about it. The Medellin expats had all convinced me that it's too cold, too crowded, and the girls are snooty. But I think maybe I should check out Bogota after reading this thread. It seems most of my internet interest is coming from Bogota area.

Yeah, T-Mobile has roaming, so you will be able to use your phone there, no problem. Medellin girls aren't "snooty" in my experience. Only Mexicans are.

He's referring to the expats he met in Medellin who said that the women of Bogota are snooty, which isn't really true but Paisas (from Medellin*) generally hate people from Bogota and one of the things they say is that they're cold and stuck up. There's so much regionalism in that country, you should hear what they say about the people on the coasts!

They sooo tried to convince me not to go to Bogota! In retrospect, it did seem personal, but as a noob, I took their word for it. I'm still going to Manizales first. I think there's high quality girls there and they look so fabulous! And there's a nursing school there and I love girls in scrubs. And I'm going back to Salento because it's beautiful and there's lots of hot English girls at the hostels. Even though it's apparently a troll for me to love English girls.

If you're Mexican, could you maybe post some data, especially on second or third tier cities. Thanks in advance.

Edit: This isn't Bigbootyluvr/Phantasmo. I don't know who it is.

Post: #1145

(12-21-2015 11:30 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  If you're Mexican, could you maybe post some data, especially on second or third tier cities. Thanks in advance.

I'm not Mexican any more than Obama is Hawaiian. But I've been to Saltillo, Tijuana, Rosarito, Puerto Nuevo, Mexico Shitty, and Matamoros. If any of those places interest you.

Post: #1146

(12-21-2015 11:28 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 11:21 PM)scotian Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 11:16 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 06:18 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  I've been messing around with this Tinder and Badoo and CC stuff the last couple of days. Why am I so late to this fucking party? Goddamn the ass I missed out on because I was fucking around with trying to have a personality and to be charming and amusing and shit when now I have an inbox of chicks wanting to talk to me just because I have an app on the internets. I didn't even bring my smartphone with me to S. America last time because I didn't want the stress of having something of value to keep up with. I bought a $30 Alcatel in Ecuador and kept that thing for 6 months, and it took me 20 minutes to text something like "Hey" since it didn't even have a keyboard. I'm bringing my damn smartphone this time. Didn't someone say that T-mobile plans will work down there?

I've only been to Bogota for 3 nights total on 3 different trips, so I don't know much about it. The Medellin expats had all convinced me that it's too cold, too crowded, and the girls are snooty. But I think maybe I should check out Bogota after reading this thread. It seems most of my internet interest is coming from Bogota area.

Yeah, T-Mobile has roaming, so you will be able to use your phone there, no problem. Medellin girls aren't "snooty" in my experience. Only Mexicans are.

He's referring to the expats he met in Medellin who said that the women of Bogota are snooty, which isn't really true but Paisas (from Medellin*) generally hate people from Bogota and one of the things they say is that they're cold and stuck up. There's so much regionalism in that country, you should hear what they say about the people on the coasts!

They sooo tried to convince me not to go to Bogota! In retrospect, it did seem personal, but as a noob, I took their word for it. I'm still going to Manizales first. I think there's high quality girls there and they look so fabulous! And there's a nursing school there and I love girls in scrubs. And I'm going back to Salento because it's beautiful and there's lots of hot English girls at the hostels. Even though it's apparently a troll for me to love English girls.

If you could stay sober for one month, hang out with English girls during that month, and then get back to us on your love of said girls.....then I could be convinced of your sincerity.

Post: #1147

(12-21-2015 11:37 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 11:30 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  If you're Mexican, could you maybe post some data, especially on second or third tier cities. Thanks in advance.

I'm not Mexican any more than Obama is Hawaiian. But I've been to Saltillo, Tijuana, Rosarito, Puerto Nuevo, Mexico Shitty, and Matamoros. If any of those places interest you.

And Mexicali. Go there, man. Mexicali is pretty great. Lots of college girls that love gringos. Not lying.

Post: #1148

Not every girl, whether it be Rola, Paisa, or Costena, might think this way, but in general I've noticed:

Rolas and Paisas both think each other to be snobs. Rolas think Paisas are superficial and vain, but may admit their reputation for beauty. They both claim the Rola and Paisa accent to be different from each other, and theirs superior and neutral.

Rolas and Paisas both think Costenas are imbeciles ("tontas"), who are lazy and uneducated, and talk with an ugly accent and lack of politeness.

Costenas think both Rolas and Paisas are snobs, but will admit the Paisa reputation for beauty. Costenas may admit Rolas have pretty faces but still insist they have mediocre bodies.

Post: #1149

(12-21-2015 11:38 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 11:37 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(12-21-2015 11:30 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  If you're Mexican, could you maybe post some data, especially on second or third tier cities. Thanks in advance.

I'm not Mexican any more than Obama is Hawaiian. But I've been to Saltillo, Tijuana, Rosarito, Puerto Nuevo, Mexico Shitty, and Matamoros. If any of those places interest you.

And Mexicali. Go there, man. Mexicali is pretty great. Lots of college girls that love gringos. Not lying.

Again, post some data. I've never seen data on here about Mexicali, Saltillo, Rosarito, Puerto Nuevo, or Matamoros. I've seen plenty about D.F. and a fair amount about Tijuana.

Post: #1150

(12-21-2015 11:37 PM)chochemonger1 Wrote:  If you could stay sober for one month, hang out with English girls during that month, and then get back to us on your love of said girls.....then I could be convinced of your sincerity.

Well, there we have a disagreement. Is there some reason I can't love English girls while drunk? I did, in fact meet some English girls while I was waking up in the hostel while semi-sober, but they were way more fun when I was drinking. I'm not sure why that's an issue. I find that I can tolerate humans much better when I'm half shitfaced. Perhaps you see that as a problem, but I see it as a solution.