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George Clooney is a fucking chump
Yeah, ya gotta click the link if you want the whole story but here are the highlights:

Quote:After more than 20-years of being America's most eligible bachelor, George Clooney married London lawyer Amal Alamuddin in a whirlwind romance, but now that things have slowed down the newlyweds are said to be fighting night and day. According to the latest gossip news updates, the Hollywood hot couple are headed for divorce if things don't drastically change. Word has it that if Batman can't figure out a way to smooth things over with his wife, the ER actor may have to split his entire $200 million net worth down the middle thanks to his not having insisted on a prenup.

George Clooney has been married to Amal Alamuddin for a little over four months but already there are said to be serious problems between the Hollywood icon and his British wife.

One source, who seems to know all the Clooneys' behind-the-scenes secrets, claims in the latest February 2, issue of In Touch magazine that Amal is driving George crazy with her haughty attitude and constant criticism, but what really has their relationship on the rocks, insists the spy, is the way his new wife treats his old friends.

It goes on but you get the idea. This is a guy my age with more options than Bacchus. Yet, he fucked it up. #facepalm

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We told him.

   

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He could of at least lost half his fortune to some sweet young pussy instead of an over the hill lawyer.
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It's incredible how those who want for nothing can still, against all lack of adversity, make themselves miserable.
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The Cloonster was already disillusioned and bitter about his first divorce. It took him many years even to marry a second time. If this one goes south, he's going to so alienated and bewildered that he (dare I say it!) will be ready for a conversion to our society here...

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Just hang in there a little while longer.

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1. Who gets married when you command the amount of pussy GC commands?
2. Who marries a lawyer?
3. Who gets married in England?
4. Who gets married when you have 200 million in net worth?

What a dumbass. He deserves a 50/50 split and hopefully he'll make better decisions in the future.

EDIT: I take it back no man deserves that. If he was on RVF maybe he could of been saved...
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(03-07-2015 12:08 PM)Private Man Wrote:  This is a guy my age with more options than Bacchus.

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(03-07-2015 12:08 PM)Private Man Wrote:  One source, who seems to know all the Clooneys' behind-the-scenes secrets, claims in the latest February 2, issue of In Touch magazine that Amal is driving George crazy with her haughty attitude and constant criticism, but what really has their relationship on the rocks, insists the spy, is the way his new wife treats his old friends.[/i]

And this is why you don't marry lawyers, gentlemen, especially ones as old as she is.

If George fucking Clooney's frame wasn't strong enough to maintain leadership over this woman, what does that tell you?

Still rumors of course, so I'm not going to put forth my judgment just yet. Consider what I said above a very educated hypothesis.

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I suppose he learned nothing from his lead role in Up In the Air?

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I can't feel anything for Clooney. He knew the stove was hot, he knew marriage in the West was a sham. And yet he still did it anyway. I hope the past its prime pussy was worth $100 million, George.

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(03-07-2015 12:51 PM)Libertas Wrote:  
(03-07-2015 12:08 PM)Private Man Wrote:  One source, who seems to know all the Clooneys' behind-the-scenes secrets, claims in the latest February 2, issue of In Touch magazine that Amal is driving George crazy with her haughty attitude and constant criticism, but what really has their relationship on the rocks, insists the spy, is the way his new wife treats his old friends.[/i]

And this is why you don't marry lawyers, gentlemen, especially ones as old as she is.

If George fucking Clooney's frame wasn't strong enough to maintain leadership over this woman, what does that tell you?

Even outside of the manosphere I've heard remarks about how bitchy and cunty female lawyers are. I've never dated one myself, and never will, but I wonder what it is about that profession that attracts (or turns them into?) such ball busting bitches...
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(03-07-2015 01:06 PM)Renzy Wrote:  Even outside of the manosphere I've heard remarks about how bitchy and cunty female lawyers are. I've never dated one myself, and never will, but I wonder what it is about that profession that attracts (or turns them into?) such ball busting bitches...

In all fairness, most male lawyers are douchebags and not the type of person I choose to hang out with. Not all, but most.
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This article is over a month old and appears to be rumors. Should not be so quick to say he's a chump just yet OP. We don't really know anything for sure.
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(03-07-2015 12:49 PM)RIslander Wrote:  1. Who gets married when you command the amount of pussy GC commands?
2. Who marries a lawyer?
3. Who gets married in England?
4. Who gets married when you have 200 million in net worth?

What a dumbass. He deserves a 50/50 split and hopefully he'll make better decisions in the future.

EDIT: I take it back no man deserves that. If he was on RVF maybe he could of been saved...

No less she's a fucking "Human Rights" lawyer... literally a mandated SJW Queen. Epic Fail on so many levels it's not funny.
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Well since Clooney is a liberal who's all about 'gender equality', he can fork over $100,000,000 to this tranny-looking 'empowered', 'educated' woman. Then he can be like the rest of Hollywood and brag about the benefits of feminism

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Even this handsome motherfucker's girl cheated on him.
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When the divorce comes to fruition I'll be eager to see how the MSM spins everything whereby Clooney is vilified to the furthest extent so as to ruin his career while victimizing and empowering this cunt's reputation so that she may become some big new celebrity. And all the little people will just lap it up and talk about what a bright star she is for getting on with her life in such an impressive manner after being married to such an abusive husband

... I got the bang.
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Sorry, GC. This one is on you.
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(03-07-2015 12:51 PM)Libertas Wrote:  If George fucking Clooney's frame wasn't strong enough to maintain leadership over this woman, what does that tell you?

What makes people think George Clooney was a pimp?

Rich, Successful, Famous =! Player/Pimp/Master of Female Psychology

I'm betting even Derek Jeter might not have that skill set either.

It's the money thing that I don't get. His agent/biz manager didn't step in?

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I'm torn here. On the one hand I hate seeing a guy thats given me a lot of entertainment go down like this, on the other I can't help but think this is what his liberal ass deserves.

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Clooney is a bigtime Champagne Leftist.

So if he gets raped up the ass by the Mighty Strap-On of Feminism, he had it coming.

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You guys do understand this is just one speculative article in a gossip magazine ya?

A quick Google search found another article that contradicts this one and also addresses other rumors.
http://www.gossipcop.com/george-clooney-...johansson/

I don't see much point in trying to break down celebrity gossip magazines for 'alpha red pill wisdom'. They are made for female consumption and are hardly neutral on the facts. This would be like using Jezebel articles on Roosh to try break down his game.
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(03-07-2015 01:49 PM)Atlantic Wrote:  You guys do understand this is just one speculative article in a gossip magazine ya?

A quick Google search found another article that contradicts this one and also addresses other rumors.
http://www.gossipcop.com/george-clooney-...johansson/

I don't see much point in trying to break down celebrity gossip magazines for 'alpha red pill wisdom'. They are made for female consumption and are hardly neutral on the facts. This would be like using Jezebel articles on Roosh to try break down his game.
Exactly.

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(03-07-2015 01:06 PM)Renzy Wrote:  
(03-07-2015 12:51 PM)Libertas Wrote:  
(03-07-2015 12:08 PM)Private Man Wrote:  One source, who seems to know all the Clooneys' behind-the-scenes secrets, claims in the latest February 2, issue of In Touch magazine that Amal is driving George crazy with her haughty attitude and constant criticism, but what really has their relationship on the rocks, insists the spy, is the way his new wife treats his old friends.[/i]

And this is why you don't marry lawyers, gentlemen, especially ones as old as she is.

If George fucking Clooney's frame wasn't strong enough to maintain leadership over this woman, what does that tell you?

Even outside of the manosphere I've heard remarks about how bitchy and cunty female lawyers are. I've never dated one myself, and never will, but I wonder what it is about that profession that attracts (or turns them into?) such ball busting bitches...

I dated two. Both last year.
The first was in her early 30s and though, not a carousel rider as far as I could tell, she'd been strongly affiliated with her church since youth, she tried to be too authoritative and almost domineering on our date.

I would say witty things that I know make most women smile and laugh, but even though she would briefly smile, it's like she didn't want to 'submit' to my charm. Also, I didn't like her hands.

Never called her after the first date. Now, when I bump into her whole foods, she looks at me disappointed.

The second was a FB from last summer. Senior in law school. Given to sailor-like cursing fits, lying to me, and constant tardiness.

She was also semi-bitter for having gone to law school. When I asked her if she'd do it again, she said probably not.

I will say we would have good spirited conversations as she was very sharp, funny and she fucked like a champ. However, I could sense hitching up with her long term would be nothing more than a soul drag.

Why someone like Clooney with the carnal and female-psyche knowledge he surely has accumulated would marry a lawyer is beyond me.

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Can this be correct? I thought you only split your earnings during the time of the marriage (at least according to the vastly prevailing California standard). Maybe one of the lawyers on the board can clarify.

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