Datasheet - Cheating on girlfriend like a pro
Introduction
Another contribution that I'd like to share with RVF. I made a previous shorter datasheet about the matter, but I want to make a better one, with more techniques and more details. I will also share some additional tricks to clear yourself from the most FBI-like investigating jealous girlfriend. I am a graduate in Computer Science, so hiding things is easy and I'll share my tricks.
Let's repeat what many members have said before: Men want to fuck several women one time, and woman want to fuck one man several times. It's just about instinct. And besides, there is no better feeling than getting a new notch while thinking about your girlfriend that was yelling at you the day before. Let's get started.
1) Online game
If you choose to do online dating, here are a few ways you can get caught, and how to avoid it.
1.1: Google Image reverse-search for your photo
An investigating girlfriend might want to take your real-life photo (Facebook, LinkedIn, etc.) and go a Google Image search for it in order to find out on which sites you are using it. To solve this problem, take your real-life photo, put it in Photoshop, do an horizontal symetry, slightly change the Hue / Saturation settings, and you're good to go. Don't forget the symetry, as Google is very smart at finding original pictures even if you changed format / some colors / etc. but for some reason, symetry works just fine.
1.2: Finding your registered e-mail address
A crazy girl might google for "thailand online dating", open each site in a new tab, and paste your e-mail address in "password recovery" field. She then finds out that you have an account there, and you're in for some trouble. Solving this problem is simple: create a burner e-mail address that will be solely used for those activities, and most importantly, don't re-use passwords.
1.3: Finding history and temp files
Flushing the browsing history is not enough to prevent a crazy girlfriend from finding out about your activities. Open a Firefox anonymous browsing session, and do everything inside that anonymous session. Do not, ever, access a dating site outside of that anonymous window. This will ensure that history and temp files aren't saved. Flushing history after a normal browsing session isn't going to delete the temp files such as dating site logos that your browser might have decided to keep a local copy of. In case you haven't noticed, you should also browse RVF in anonymous mode.
1.4: Searching for profiles similar to you
A girl might register on all dating sites and search for all "males, 26-27, from XXX city" in hope to find something to charge you with. Make sure your age is off by 1 year or 2 (just tell your dates that you were unable to change it), and that your nickname doesn't reflect you. If your name is John, don't create a "john69" profile, but rather "biker227" or something not containing your name.
1.5: Getting ratted out by her friends who are on that site
This one is harder to overcome. If you happen to see any profile that you have an ounce of doubt that they would be connected to your girlfriend, don't take any chance, block them. If the website has an option "don't show me online", you can also use that. If you get caught, you can plead that you didn't access that for months because you love your girlfriend. Easier to plea if you use a photo from before your relationship.
1.6: Finding suspicious charges on a credit card
You should keep your bank statements private, but a girl might want to search through your drawers and pull out a bank statement sheet. Even if she sees "ADL Media" and the name isn't meagnififul, she can take 20 seconds to Google it and find out that it's Ashley Madison. Take 10 minutes of your time to go to your local convenience store and get an anonymous prepaid card. Or better: don't use sites that require money. Stick to free options.
2) Communicating with your girls
Girls love to search phones / conversation records for anything that may incriminate you. Take into consideration the following points.
2.1: Receiving a suspicious call or text message
There is nothing worse than being with your girlfriend and silencing a phone call, with her asking who is trying to call you. Answering "I can't tell" will make matters worse and will put her in super-spy mode. Spend $12 to get the iBlacklist app for iPhone (or find it on any warez site but I don't encourage that) and install it. Put all your girls' phone numbers in that application, and leave the application to "Enabled" mode at all times when your girlfriend is around. This will make sure that all text messages / calls aren't received, but you can later open that application to see who tried to call you, what time, and read SMS / reply from inside the app. A true masterpiece. Plus, the application has a double password and camouflage option. You can set the icon and text to whatever you want. If the girlfriend clicks on it, tell her the fake password, and it will perform whatever behavior you set it to. Enter the real password, and welcome to girly-land. Don't have two phones with 2 SIM cards, as you will always trigger alerts, unless you have a good reason to (work, for example).
2.2: Social media conversation records
If you read the previous section, you should know that you should use a modified anti-Google picture on social media intended to talk to girls. If you use applications like Line, Whatsapp, etc. then you should lock them down with a solid password. Don't get annoyed by having to enter 4 digits everytime you open them, because a girlfriend finding that will be even more annoying to deal with. On your computer, use incognito mode. On your phone, lock all applications using a password.
2.3: Mixing your social media apps
If your girlfriend is very jealous, you might want to show your Line application to calm her down. The problem is, you might have 100 girls on it. If you don't want to have 2 phones, here's how to solve the problem: get an Android emulator for PC. There are several: Android-x86, Bluestacks, etc. and install your favorite mobile applications in that emulator. Get software like Veracrypt, create a virtual drive, and put the emulator files inside. Lock that encrypted container using a strong password. You can then install TeamViewer on your PC to be able to remote-control it from your mobile device, allowing you to access that emulator and those apps even if you are not home. Advantage of VeraCrypt: if your girlfriend walks in when your emulator is open, click Unmount and all proofs are gone. If your girlfriend wants you to mount the volume, you can also create a hidden volume using VeraCrypt and store things like tax documents, bank statements, etc. so you can use that as a valid excuse to have an encrypted file. Just enter the fake password and those files will show up. Very good piece of software.
2.4: Phone records
This may seem obvious but it is often forgotten: selectively delete your phone call history. Don't purge the whole history, it will seem suspicious. Just delete the ones you don't want her to see. Same thing for text messages. iBlacklist, when disabled, will make the calls appear in your phone's call history, so make sure to check that. It's the first place where girls check to start an investigation. Needless to say, don't create any contact using a girl phone number, even if the name is fake. She might call to speak to "John", only to find out that it's "Jane".
2.5: Real social media lockdown
If you have a friend named Captain Obvious, then you already took care of not telling your real name to a girl. However it may come a situation where you are forced: booking a hotel while she doesn't have ID, getting ID'd at a club, filling any form, leaving a paper on the table, etc. Make sure that your real-life Facebook profile's privacy settings are set to Friends only, especially your relationship status. Profile pictures are always public, so make sure your profile picture doesn't show your girlfriend. Put all your profile on lockdown, Friends only, and don't accept requests from just anyone. If your mistress finds "in a relationship with Jane", she will message that Jane for sure about that.
3) Bringing girls to your house
Whether your girlfriend is live-in or not, follow those safety measures. Pay even more attention if your girlfriend lives with you. Note that there is always a part of risk involved with that and I assume no responsibility if your girlfriend barges in gets mad. Girls are always mad, anyway. You should bang at the girl's place instead of yours, but it can be impossible, so take care of a few things. Also never invite the girl to sleep over!
3.1: Getting seen by neighbors / security guard
Before you make the girl come, think about what service would be needed in your house: maybe you are looking to paint a room, maybe the electricity has a problem, etc. and use that to your advantage. Google for a template of a quote, for example "interior design quote", and Photoshop your own. Make sure dates are accurate, name of the girl is wrong, company info is real, and address is right. Print this quote, sign it, and put it somewhere in a private location. Whenever a nosy neighbor tells your friend about what happened, first tell him to STFU, and second, show her the quote. Say that it's too expensive (hopefully you put a high price on it), and that you won't take it. It will probably be the end of discussion. Why didn't you bring this girl while your girlfriend was in? Because she was only available at that time. What is your girlfriend doesn't work? Then get rid of her. Get an alibi for everything, and make it look smooth.
3.2: Girlriend arriving while in the middle of the action
This one is the trickiest and happened to me once. First, make sure your house has a back door. Lock the front door from inside so the girlfriend needs you to get in. Before having sex with that girl, take a shower (very important) to have a valid excuse about why you are wet. The shower floor will be wet and still have water. Before coming home with your mistress, tell her that your landlord's daughter will come later and that she is extremely nosy. Tell her that we must leave before she arrives. Make up a story about throwing a party and having this girl (specify that she is married) mind something not her business and it caused you incomfort. If the girlfriend arrives, tell the mistress to exit by the back door and that you'll meet her at place X in 10 minutes. Put your towel around, start the hot shower for 30 seconds, shut it down, perform a ultra-fast post-sex cleanup (chapter 3.3) and go open the door for your girlfriend. Text your mistress that there is a problem and that you'll meet her another day, flush history, and deny until you die.
3.3: Post-sex evidence cleanup
Something similar has been posted by Roosh a while ago. I took inspiration from that and made my own list that I personally use to clear evidence. Once this gets routine, it should take less than 3 minutes to do.
- Flush condoms and wrappers down the toilet. If you can't flush the wrapper, toss it in the gargage outside, not inside.
- Take a piss and quickly wash your dick after sex to remove any smell.
- Remove any trace of hair that the girl might have left. Hardest thing to come with an excuse for.
- Clean any class that she might have used, in order to prevent lip marks.
- Wash any window that she might have touched, for fingerprints.
- Make sure there are no bobby pins of any object on the floor somewhere. Look for toothbrushes, it's the most common one.
If you have more time and you are not in a chapter 3.2 situation, also perform the following:
- Wash the blankets to avoid perfume smells.
- Put your clothes into laundry, for the same reason.
- Take a shower for obvious reasons.
- Watch for footsteps that might reveal an irregular shoe or heel pattern, inside and outside, and destroy this evidence.
Last but not least, make sure the girl uses the same shower than you, if you have 2 bathrooms. It's hard to explain to a girl why both mirrors are steamed, so take care of that. If you did all that correctly and your girl thinks you brought someone, deny until you die, because she will never find proofs.
3.4: Sleeping at her place
You should always bang at her place if you have a girlfriend. If you have to sleep at her place, you don't have post-sex evidence cleanup to do, but make sure you have a valid reason why you sleep outside. Have a friend to back you up, let's call him John. This was, again, explained by Roosh in one of his posts, so I'll break it down in another way. You must make sure that your girlfriend saw John at least once, but that she can't see him on a regular basis. Often use him as an excuse to go out, "I'm going out with John tonight". Your girlfriend will develop bad feelings for that John and will not insist in coming along when you meet him. Make sure that he will answer yes if your girlfriend asks him if you slept at his place (because she will ask him for sure). This should make things fairly easier.
3.5: Acting different
Most men will act different when they have something to get forgiven for. Don't be that man. If you come come with chocolate and flowers when you usually don't, you will trigger red flags. Just don't. Be normal, act as usual, because you are convinced that you have iron-clad protection because she will never find out. Be yourself at all times.
Conclusion
That's it for now! Cheating is bad, but sometimes, life may force you to do it when your girlfriend decides to become a bitch. You are an adult and you are able to make your own decisions regarding cheating ot not. Remember the following key points:
- Never tell your mistress that you have a girlfriend. You never know when she will get mad at you and rat you out.
- Try as much as possible to bang at that girl's place. It's less risky.
- Have an alibi for everything. It's not time to start searching for excuses when you're in the interrogation room.
- Never, ever, underestimate the investigating power of a jealous girlfriend. Think of her as the NSA trying to incriminate you. She may hire someone.
Thanks for reading, and have fun!
Rawmeo
Having a live-in girlfriend since 3 years
Professional cheater since 2 years, 50+ girls, never got caught.
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