Post: #1

No he doesn't.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kristinchirico/m...-fat-women

There is soooooo much bullshit in this article, below some truly hilarious hamsterizations. There is so much here, I can't even bring myself to comment:

Quote:Ironically enough, I met my boyfriend during the thinnest month of my life.

Quote:Brian was the type of guy I spent most of high school and college and my entire adult life pining after and never getting: slim, with dark hair and glasses, his jeans torn in all the best places. He had a beautiful mouth that was excitedly saying things I couldn’t hear, but was making everyone around him laugh.

Quote:At some point that night, I remember lying next to him, still feeling unbelievably cocky from my victory, when Brian mentioned that I wasn’t normally his type.
My inner Douchebag Alert went off. Oh god, I thought. Is this the part where he lets me know how nice he is for throwing my chubby ass a bone?

Quote:Brian, however, loved the dress. Maybe even a little too much — I spent a lot of time while wearing it swatting his hands away from the open back. I felt happy wearing it, beautiful. Soon, I was wearing it all the time.

Quote:every time he said “You look beautiful,” all I could hear was “You look fat.”
I started trying on outfits in front of Brian in order to get his opinion. It was a good system. Anything he liked, I wouldn’t wear.

Quote:Two years ago, I didn’t even realize they made bikinis in a size 18 — turns out that they do. Lots of cute ones. And this year, I intend to buy one, and wear it to the beach. And I will enjoy that no one will be able to complain to me about my belly fat (without looking like a crazy person). I will enjoy how excited that makes Brian, to see me happy in my own skin. I will let him enjoy the thing he loves without tearing it down. But more importantly, I will work to earn love from me, who is the person who will always play the hardest to get. I will flirt as hard as I can, and I will win myself back.

and of course, this thread would be meaningless without. . .

Post: #2

I didn't realize they made size 18 bikinis?

What kind of fucking terrorists are allowed to make these?

Post: #3

Quote:every time he said “You look beautiful,” all I could hear was “You look fat.”

This is why a lot of guys don't like giving compliments. Girls take it any way but the way it was intended.

Quote:I started trying on outfits in front of Brian in order to get his opinion. It was a good system. Anything he liked, I wouldn’t wear.

If a girlfriend of mine did this, it would be grounds for breaking up. As an aside, I give my girls compliments on outfits I want them to wear again.

Quote:I will enjoy how excited that makes Brian, to see me happy in my own skin. I will let him enjoy the thing he loves without tearing it down.

Please tear it down. Bury it in the ground like a dog does to a bone.

Quote:But more importantly, I will work to earn love from me, who is the person who will always play the hardest to get.

If you have to 'earn' love of yourself from yourself, you've got (heh) bigger problems than your chubby chasing boyfriend.

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Post: #4

I wish I could remote-control this guy for one hour, just one hour. I would absolutely destroy this hog's soul to such an extent that the Necronomicon would piss itself in terror. Please God, just ten minutes would be enough for me to carry out your will. That's all I'm asking.

Post: #5

(02-25-2015 01:27 AM)CactusCat589 Wrote:  I wish I could remote-control this guy for one hour, just one hour. I would absolutely destroy this hog's soul to such an extent that the Necronomicon would piss itself in terror. Please God, just ten minutes would be enough for me to carry out your will. That's all I'm asking.

That would be a great basis for a TV show.

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(02-25-2015 01:22 AM)Geomann180 Wrote:  

Quote:I will enjoy how excited that makes Brian, to see me happy in my own skin. I will let him enjoy the thing he loves without tearing it down.

Please tear it down. Bury it in the ground like a dog does to a bone.

It is amazing how she made it seem as if she only reluctantly decided to keep stuffing her fucking face, and "for" Brian's sake at that. I've seen a myriad of excuses for being morbidly obese in my time, but she may be the first who makes it out to be some kind of fucking altruism. I hope this type of reframing isn't as effective as it looks.

Post: #8

Props to OP. What a great week this turned out to be.

First we had "Land Cow"... now "War Pig".

Post: #9

Usually you have 1 guy in a 1000 who is like that. If at all he is actually into fat chicks instead of being a lower Beta who just acquired a taste for fat, because that was all he could get easily. Some men deal differently with rejection.


Also the comments are of course telling - you gotta just find your guy who loves your fat-rolls and skip the exercise and diet-change. You all men are pigs anyway!

Quote: instead of the usual 'GONNA LOSE WEIGHT' resolutions, I resolved to be nicer to myself because

Quote:Thank you for posting this. It made me cry. Because it is horribly sad that someone loving you makes you hate yourself more. Also, where are the other BBW lovers like Brian?! Are they too bullied and made to think less of themselves because of what they like? Seriously, I'm curious.

Yes - 3.5 billion men are constantly bullied to not find fatties attractive. You can do brainwashing all you want - most of us would not want to fuck donkeys except for a few really desperate and perverted ones.

   

   

   

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Post: #11

War Pigs by Black Sabbath

Post: #12

(02-25-2015 01:13 AM)eljeffster Wrote:  

Post: #13

I didn't know the creep from silence of the lambs was a real dude. Rather than killing fat chicks he just dates them?

I wonder what this amazing boyfriend looks like. I bet he is some weak looking hipster mother fucked who brainwashed himself into fat chicks are beautiful. Also, not nearly as handsome as she thinks he is. Who is that gay singer who convinced himself to date Lena Durham? It's one thing for people to try and brainwash you, entirely another thing to be so weak to accept it.

Quote:And though Brian is and has always been open and confident with his preferences, they started to embarrass me. Once at a party, he mentioned that Rebel Wilson was hot to a group of people we were talking to. A short silence followed, during which I actually moonwalked away from the conversation, as though trying to physically escape before a comparison between Rebel Wilson and myself could catch up to me.

Good Lord.

Edit: haha going through more of the trash called an article she says her bf looks like Rick moranis but better looking. Enough said.

Post: #14

Quote:When I was 10, my dad ripped a box of Apple Jacks out of my hand while I was pouring myself a second bowl of cereal, and told me that I was “going to turn into a goddamn pumpkin.”

What a magnificent bastard. I have to send him a card of my condolences.

He tried, not successfully, but he tried.

Post: #15

Even though the guy is a pathetic simp, I'm okay with this. One less beta orbiter hanging around the actually desirable chicks. One less "oh-he's-just-a-friend" commenting on every hot girl's facebook pictures with "gorgeous woman!! xx"

Post: #16

The conspiratainment complex Infowars has jumped on the 'sphere wagon big time and they are publishing now some articles - not all bad, since they refer to Return of Kings etc:

http://www.infowars.com/artist-photoshop...standards/









It takes zero self-discipline to get fat - only self-indulgence. Celebrating a fat girl is like celebrating a bum who spends his days drunk and masturbating in front of the Playstation - and I mean like 100% of his time.

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Post: #18

(02-25-2015 07:56 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  The conspiratainment complex Infowars has jumped on the 'sphere wagon big time and they are publishing now some articles - not all bad, since they refer to Return of Kings etc:

http://www.infowars.com/artist-photoshop...standards/









It takes zero self-discipline to get fat - only self-indulgence. Celebrating a fat girl is like celebrating a bum who spends his days drunk and masturbating in front of the Playstation - and I mean like 100% of his time.

Note that in each of those articles, not once has the neck or chin of the women been widened in a manner consistent with their altered body sizes or shapes. Perhaps it's because you simply wouldn't recognise them with more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory.

Post: #19

(02-25-2015 08:20 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Note that in each of those articles, not once has the neck or chin of the women been widened in a manner consistent with their altered body sizes or shapes. Perhaps it's because you simply wouldn't recognise them with more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory.

There are some rare instances where girls go fat while retaining slim faces, but for most it looks like this real life example after 5 short years:

   
   
   

Post: #20

(02-25-2015 01:18 AM)Travesty444 Wrote:  I didn't realize they made size 18 bikinis?

What kind of fucking terrorists are allowed to make these?

No, she wears 18 bikinis sewn together so they fit her fat ass!

Post: #21

(02-25-2015 07:24 AM)Hades Wrote:  

Quote:When I was 10, my dad ripped a box of Apple Jacks out of my hand while I was pouring myself a second bowl of cereal, and told me that I was “going to turn into a goddamn pumpkin.”

What a magnificent bastard. I have to send him a card of my condolences.

He tried, not successfully, but he tried.

Apple Jacks? This pig looks like she ate the whole goddamn orchard!

Post: #22

Quote:I have always hated my body, and in retrospect, I’m not sure I was ever given the chance to love it.

'People criticising me makes me feel bad about myself.'

Quote:every time he said “You look beautiful,” all I could hear was “You look fat.”

'People complimenting me makes me feel bad about myself.'

Quote:it only made it that much more painful when people stop telling you how good you look, and stop saying anything at all.

'People not complimenting me makes me feel bad about myself.'

So, basically, it's an article about a human blimp who thinks that feeling bad about yourself is a life destroying affliction, and everyone else makes it worse no matter what they do, and the only way to feel better is not to improve but to find a way to be happy how you are, no matter how miserable it naturally makes you?

Post: #23

What if a man wrote this?

Obese Male Pines After Thin Women

People would confuse it with an Onion article.

But instead, this is being taken seriously. So in feminist world:

Fit mom = Bad, fat shaming
Older men who like younger women = creepy
Men who like fit women = shallow, sexist, misogynistic
Warpig loves thin men = You go girl!

Post: #24

Gives new meaning to the word cowgirl.

Post: #25

I imagine their beach outing going something like this.