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How Would You Like to Die?
I've thought about this a lot while drinking. Suppose you could control your destiny and you were able to choose how you will die. What would you choose?

for me:

I would like to be 85 years old and have a Viagra induced heart attack mid-orgasm while rawdoging a 22 year old coked-out stripper in Colombia. I'd prefer my body to be thrown in a dumpster since funerals are the worst return on investment known to man.


What about you?
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RE: How Would You Like to Die?
Cumming too hard.

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02-19-2015 12:33 PM
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RE: How Would You Like to Die?
Without the whole my queen my wife stuff.




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RE: How Would You Like to Die?
Skydiving "accident" or perhaps fighting ISIS

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RE: How Would You Like to Die?
Tripping hard on mushrooms/mdma/LSD/DMT combo. While fucking.
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Another awesome way to go out with a fight



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RE: How Would You Like to Die?
Old age.
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RE: How Would You Like to Die?
I'd like to die in my sleep in my early 80's while still in good health after an excellent day of doing what I enjoy.

Boring compared to skydiving, but seems like a good way to go.

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RE: How Would You Like to Die?
Preferably, in battle to save Western Civilization, though that is a far-flung fantasy.
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RE: How Would You Like to Die?
In a huge fight against white knights at the club.

Is there any other way?
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RE: How Would You Like to Die?
(02-19-2015 01:02 PM)Krusyos Wrote:  Preferably, in battle to save Western Civilization, though that is a far-flung fantasy.

In 30 to 40 years may be a reality.

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RE: How Would You Like to Die?
Laughing

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Heroically

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RE: How Would You Like to Die?
(02-19-2015 12:28 PM)LINUX Wrote:  What about you?

I don't care how I die, how I live is more important.

Death often comes quickly and unexpected to many people. I believe I am immortal s as Soul anyway - the body has to die someday.

I am only concerned that I live my life to the max.

And a preferred way to go? Crashing with my spaceship on a foreign planet or throttling myself in the closet as I try to get a better masturbatory experience - heh.
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(02-19-2015 01:14 PM)Alpha_Romeo Wrote:  In a huge fight against white knights at the club.

Is there any other way?

Laugh5

Died laughing at work right now lmao.

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"Men willingly believe what they wish." - Julius Caesar, De Bello Gallico, Book III, Ch. 18
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RE: How Would You Like to Die?
In war.
02-19-2015 01:55 PM
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RE: How Would You Like to Die?
With little dark at my side.

I will be checking my PMs weekly, so you can catch me there. I will not be posting.
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RE: How Would You Like to Die?
I wouldn't, however....
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(02-19-2015 01:14 PM)Alpha_Romeo Wrote:  In a huge fight against white knights at the club.

Is there any other way?


Damn, beat me to it!

Failing that glorious end in my sleep and not too soon in the future, I have lots to do.
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RE: How Would You Like to Die?
I've always figured that if I had the choice of ending it myself, I would jump out from some place very high and scenic. Probably an overhanging cliff somewhere with no innocent bystanders to hit or traumatize.
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(02-19-2015 12:56 PM)LINUX Wrote:  Another awesome way to go out with a fight




serious? you want to eaten alive by a pack of wild animals? It's hard to think of a more excruciatingly painful way to die.

God'll prolly have me on some real strict shit
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RE: How Would You Like to Die?
(02-19-2015 04:45 PM)AntiTrace Wrote:  [quote='LINUX' pid='961236' dateline='1424368585']
Another awesome way to go out with a fight


serious? you want to eaten alive by a pack of wild animals? It's hard to think of a more excruciatingly painful way to die.

It's more about leaving this world with one last fight. The hell with dying in a hospital bed at a retirement center watching the weather channel.
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RE: How Would You Like to Die?
Tyrion Lannister: In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.

I was there the day feminism fell...
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