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RE: Balding, short, pudgy, 45 year old Indian guy calls you up...
(12-23-2014 10:00 PM)Lothario Wrote: Easy personal grooming stuff, cleaning nose and ear hair, whitening the teeth, tell him to stop eating "Heeng", english name for the spice is "Asafoetida". That stuff stinks, body odor will Improve by quitting some spices.
Damn, people still eat that? I remember reading about it in my Catullus textbook back in high school.
The Romans used it as an abortifacient, which makes me wonder what it does to testosterone.
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RE: Balding, short, pudgy, 45 year old Indian guy calls you up...
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RE: Balding, short, pudgy, 45 year old Indian guy calls you up...
Would I take on the task? I'd be tempted, but not optimistic in either my teaching talents or his ability to think differently.
I think at that age, and if you're not a musician, writer, comedian, sportsman etc. custom suits are nearly obligatory.
He would need to cut weight for however long beforehand to get the best effect.
The suits would have to send the message: relaxed and sophisticated. I doubt he would have the energy to pull off a flashy suit.
So, two-piece, two-button, high notches on medium-wide lapels. Peak lapels are a little too trendy: we want this guy to look like he's been at the top of the hill for quite a while. High notches indicate a newish suit, medium-wide lapels hint at old school tastes. (They're also the next big thing. It's not physically possible to make lapels any narrower than they have been up till now.)
Charcoal is probably a safe basis for colour. Maybe a charcoal windowpane or chalkstripe suit as well for some subtle flash.
Good dress shoes, maybe made-to-measure. A chunkier heel than usual would be a small help but not a game-changer.
I think it would improve his inner game if he became self-employed, especially if he had an office and a PA or secretary. Some people believe they have to draw confidence from material things to justify having it at all.
Frugality is sexless. If he's like certain other Indian fellows I've known, I think the biggest concern is getting this guy to learn how to relax about money without immediately going to the opposite extreme: attention-seeking wastefulness. When we know you're doing it for a reason, it all seems just as unpleasant and tense as penny-pinching does.
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RE: Balding, short, pudgy, 45 year old Indian guy calls you up...
(12-23-2014 11:24 PM)Vitriol Wrote: If this guy is in the U.S. he's pretty much dead in the water. Those 26 year old white bitches he wants to bang are either probably fucking frat bro types or their weed dealer who both already have a bunch of muscles and tattoos from college sports or jail stints respectively.
It makes me go ??? when there are older people who think they can easily get access to 18-22 year olds. Even with good game, fitness, and bankroll, how are you getting access to girls of this age range if you spend all day in an office away from universities, etc?
As a benefactor of social circles when younger, I can honestly say these younger gals are going to gravitate towards the alphas in closest proximity due to more consistent exposure to them. Least that's the case in my area...younger gals getting attention, free drinks, and approaches from older guys though still fucking the younger guys closest to them.
The good news is once gals hit that 26 year old age range, they branch out a bit and look to outside sources a little more. This is from my experience.
It's still very possible to get gals in that age range as an older guy. It just takes good fitness, well-groomed look, stronger social skills, social circle investment, and playing the right cards to consistently get access to that demographic.
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RE: Balding, short, pudgy, 45 year old Indian guy calls you up...
This is an interesting question. Definitely hard but far from impossible if he has the right attitude. Here are my recommendations:
1. Diet - No more Indian food. Replace it with a lot of meat, fish, eggs and juicing. A lot of dietary problems are caused by Indian food, which is very unhealthy. You will have to undo 45 years of poor eating habits.
2. Physique - Get him on a workout plan. Lots of weights and lots of cardio. There needs to be a balance. Try your best to get him steroids. He has had 45 years of a lifestyle which minimizes testosterone. You'll have to undo that. Just be careful so as to not render him infertile.
3. Style - New wardrobe. Get him to a good store. Considering his age, get him to an Armani or another high-end brand. Get his head shaved bald. Older Indian guys carry that off like fire.
4. Accent - Look at accent minimization. This means make him listen to English music and make American friends. If he wants snow bunnies, he better make white friends. This shouldn't be hard, since he can always make connections through his clientele (software companies have solid connections)
4. Logistics - get him a better apartment in a better location. Spruce that shit up, have only cool Indian stuff, not plastic idols. Minimize the Indianness while maintaining an Indian heritage. Girls eat that up.
5. Game - This will be tough but possible. You'll have to convince him that race isn't an issue but his style (or lack thereof), physique and personal habits are. Get him approaching girls multiple times a week. After a couple weeks, make him read Bang/ Day Bang. Make him hang around higher-end avenues. He'll find 26 yo snow bunnies who're into international guys with style and grace. Make him seem international rather than Indian. This is undoubtedly the hardest part but it's not impossible.
Most importantly: Look at Fareed Zakaria and Neel Kashkari as role models. Both are Indian but would either have trouble getting laid solely because of their Indianness?
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RE: Balding, short, pudgy, 45 year old Indian guy calls you up...
(12-24-2014 08:08 PM)Moma Wrote: (12-24-2014 12:28 AM)Deluge Wrote: This is so true. I've been dating White/Asian/Indian girls all my life, but there are no Black or Latina girls where I live, so I'd give my left nut to have one. You want what you can't have.
How are the Abbo lizards in your country? Are any of them hot or do they look Mick Dundee wasted? If possible, post some links or pics that you have taken of them.
When you come to America, I will set you up to pump some ghetto black lizards in my endz.
Hot Aboriginals don't exist, and to be honest I literally can't remember the last time I met an Aboriginal who wasn't a homeless person asking for change. Outside of that you barely meet any in the cities and if you do they're too mixed to count as a flag (Aboriginals in the cities all marry white people).
And thanks. I got some crazy thirst from black girls when I geospoofed my Tinder to NYC so hopefully my black flag won't be hard.
And speakeasy, one of my good friends is a 7+ African girl, when we go out she gets more thirst then all the other girls in the group combined. She can't even walk into a food joint at night without drunk old (white) dudes hitting on her which never happens to the skinny white girls. I think it's because Aussie dudes have never seen a body like that before plus she's lighter skinned, to them she's a unicorn. Apparently she was interested when I first met her but I was too newb back then to realize, now she's got a boyfriend -.-
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RE: Balding, short, pudgy, 45 year old Indian guy calls you up...
(12-24-2014 08:58 PM)Deluge Wrote: And speakeasy, one of my good friends is a 7+ African girl, when we go out she gets more thirst then all the other girls in the group combined. She can't even walk into a food joint at night without drunk old (white) dudes hitting on her which never happens to the skinny white girls. I think it's because Aussie dudes have never seen a body like that before plus she's lighter skinned, to them she's a unicorn. Apparently she was interested when I first met her but I was too newb back then to realize, now she's got a boyfriend -.-
Deluge is an ORBITER!
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