Post: #26

(11-26-2014 03:24 PM)DChambers Wrote:  ^^ I don't know why she's advertising that mullet she used to sport.

She's the one on the left, man.

Post: #27

She is 39 or very close to it. That high school picture looks to have been taken in the early 90's.

WBWBTBUSMKK - Would bang way before the busted up soccer mom Kim Kardashian.

Post: #28

Yeah, she was good looking, back in the day.

But as de Gaulle said, "treaties are like women and flowers: they last while they last."

Post: #29

(11-26-2014 03:45 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(11-26-2014 03:24 PM)DChambers Wrote:  ^^ I don't know why she's advertising that mullet she used to sport.

She's the one on the left, man.

Post: #30

She looked pretty good in HS. I bet she was among the hottest at her school.

Body now is still bangable. Face is rough. Attention whoring is nauseating.

Post: #31

(11-26-2014 05:22 PM)Dusty Wrote:  She looked pretty good in HS. I bet she was among the hottest at her school.

That would certainly explain why her precipitous decline is clearly so painful for her.

Post: #32

Wow that is incredibly sad how far she fell, her face got so mannish. I have no eye for how an 18yo will age at 40. I just look at the mom.

Post: #33

She's also very jealous and catty towards women more attractive than her (like all women are). But it's amusing nonetheless.

Watch her burn with envy and resentment as she tries to interview Sofia Vergara:

Post: #34

I just recalled I saw Chelsea in person during a show she was doing down here in south beach I think it was around 2008 but she looked so much better than what I see in those pics her face was a lot thinner and more feminine looking

Post: #35

The face is rough but viewed from behind she still looks serviceable. I'll defer to Benjamin Franklin, who argued that a woman would retain firm haunches suitable for mounting even after the rest of her was saggy and unappealing:

"Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement."

Post: #36

(11-26-2014 07:37 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  She's also very jealous and catty towards women more attractive than her (like all women are). But it's amusing nonetheless.

Well, they had to fit some comedy into that show somewhere.

Post: #37

Can we talk about Sofia Vergara, man o man.

Post: #38

(11-26-2014 02:57 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  This is a picture of Handler when she was in high school. This is yet another instance of her attention-whoring. She tweeted this herself, presumably to show just how "cute" she used to be.

EDIT: On the far left.

Those blondes fade fast. She probably fell off the wagon at 25. I work with a blondie just like Handler, super light blonde hair, blue eyes, light skin, she is only 22 but you can see the cracks showing. To many I grew up with in a place full of Ukraine Canadians, all blondies whom were hotties in HS but turned into goblins quick after that.

Post: #39

(11-26-2014 07:37 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  She's also very jealous and catty towards women more attractive than her (like all women are). But it's amusing nonetheless.

Watch her burn with envy and resentment as she tries to interview Sofia Vergara:

Ms. Viagra handles Handler quite well, I'm impressed.

Post: #40

WHBEI1992

"E" for "energetically".

Post: #41

(11-26-2014 03:56 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  Yeah, she was good looking, back in the day.

But as de Gaulle said, "treaties are like women and flowers: they last while they last."

QC confirmed for being Gaullist.

And that picture of her as a teenager is just depressing. I wonder what her 18 year old self what think if she could see what's turned into now.

Post: #42

I grew up with party girls like this who hit the wall, but there is no way in hell she is only 39

Post: #43

(11-26-2014 08:06 PM)Lemmo Wrote:  The face is rough but viewed from behind she still looks serviceable. I'll defer to Benjamin Franklin, who argued that a woman would retain firm haunches suitable for mounting even after the rest of her was saggy and unappealing:

"Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement."

Lol, I've heard that Ben Franklin was an old school playa.

Post: #44

She's only 9 years older than I am. She looks old enough to be my mom. Fuck, she looks old enough to be a grandmother.

And what's with the nudes? Tits on top of a stereo? Is that supposed to be comedy? Or some sort of hidden message that is going over my head? I don't get it.

Post: #45

(11-26-2014 10:10 PM)Zep Wrote:  

(11-26-2014 07:37 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  She's also very jealous and catty towards women more attractive than her (like all women are). But it's amusing nonetheless.

Watch her burn with envy and resentment as she tries to interview Sofia Vergara:

Ms. Viagra handles Handler quite well, I'm impressed.

Post: #46

WB feverishly. She's an attention whore, but that is a damn good looking woman for 40.

Haters gonna hate.

Post: #47

Looks like ol' Grandma Handler can't cope with the stresses of reality.

The potential pity bang is not too far off from dumpster diving in my opinion.

Post: #48

Looks like she's had some work done. They used to be saggier than that.

Post: #49

(11-27-2014 01:40 PM)Black Knight Wrote:  WB feverishly. She's an attention whore, but that is a damn good looking woman for 40.

Haters gonna hate.

She's only considered good looking because the other 40 year old American women have set the bar extremely low. She really isn't that good looking for 39. She's just good looking compared to the herds of 40 year old wildebeest that we've become accustomed to seeing in the west.

Post: #50

(11-26-2014 07:37 PM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  She's also very jealous and catty towards women more attractive than her (like all women are). But it's amusing nonetheless.

Watch her burn with envy and resentment as she tries to interview Sofia Vergara:

Wow! Wow. I Sofia. She was amazing in the interview. A perfect advertisement on why to get out of America.