Post: #101

(11-17-2014 10:52 PM)Gamers Wrote:  What if this story is real?

It would be easier to prove the existence of Santa Clause.

Post: #102

(11-17-2014 06:31 PM)Oz. Wrote:  Live footage of Little Dark at a restaurant

Sitting at a cafe here barely keeping myself contained. Most hilarious video I've seen in a while.

Even his friend takes off on him and he just sips his beer while these guys attack people and turn the bar upside down all around him.

Post: #103

(11-17-2014 10:52 PM)Gamers Wrote:  What if this story is real?

You mean he fought 30 guys in a club until they ran off scared?

Maybe if you rip a lamp pole out of the pavement or crush a bowling ball with your bare hands, then some guys might get impressed enough to run away.

If Little Dark is 6'9 and has 275 pounds of pure muscle, then the story might have some truth in it:

Post: #104

(11-17-2014 06:31 PM)Oz. Wrote:  Live footage of Little Dark at a restaurant

I would suggest everyone watch this by opening it in a new window.

There's some really solid trolling in the comments.

I love when RVF makes me laugh, and then I get bonus laughs on top of that. Life is good.

Post: #105

I think it's about time to set an inevitable, monumentally important conversation on the table.

What does "Little Dark" even mean?

There's something sinister about that name. Subtle, yet dripping with depth. Humble and modest, yet threatening and full of terrifying promise.

There's a symbolism to it that I can't quite put my finger on. An excruciatingly subconscious message.

An underlying poetry that would be sure to strike fear in the heart of one's opponents as the words were uttered:

"It is I. Little Dark."

Surely the exploring minds of the RVF can unlock the mystery. Given the weight of our decision to turn such a guest from our door, turning him into a possible enemy, our existence may someday depend on it.

Discuss.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #106

Quite possibly the progeny of Little Finger...but with the fighting skills of the Mountain (as previously alluded to).

   

Post: #107

Little Dark should be declared the RVF "Sergeant at Arms", even if posthumously.

Post: #108

(11-18-2014 03:17 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  I think it's about time to set an inevitable, monumentally important conversation on the table.

What does "Little Dark" even mean?

Seems like it's the name of an Oxford-based Sketch Comedy Group.

Post: #109

This is SPARTAAAA

Post: #110

I might have taken the search for meaning in the name Little Dark a bit too seriously... I wouldn't recommend going all DaVinci code on the symbolism, especially right before going to sleep, shit gets weird.

I was enjoying it at first but it just got too dark a little too quickly.

Post: #111

^ I'm telling you. There's some heavy shit going on here.

Tread carefully.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #112

(11-18-2014 02:33 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  If Little Dark is 6'9 and has 275 pounds of pure muscle, then the story might have some truth in it:

The guy in the picture is obviously not "winter bulking". No way it's Little Dark.

I imagine Little Dark to look far more sinister, with his small size and frailty masking his deadliness:



I also hear he gets +10% damage and HP regeneration boost for every enemy within 15 yards. With +300% to each in this case, he is absolutely unbeatable!

Post: #113

Beware. For he may well be the harbinger of He Whose Name Should Not Be Spoken...<gulp> the Great Dark.[/code]

Post: #114

Whatever you do, don't use google translate to change his name into latin, then do a search on said translation and click on the first video that comes up.

Post: #115

(11-18-2014 06:11 AM)h3ltrsk3ltr Wrote:  Whatever you do, don't use google translate to change his name into latin, then do a search on said translation and click on the first video that comes up.

This is some Satanic Charles Manson Helter Skelter Illuminati shit right here.

Post: #116

(11-18-2014 06:20 AM)getdownonit Wrote:  

(11-18-2014 06:11 AM)h3ltrsk3ltr Wrote:  Whatever you do, don't use google translate to change his name into latin, then do a search on said translation and click on the first video that comes up.

This is some Satanic Charles Manson Helter Skelter Illuminati shit right here.

Post: #117

Warning: the following numerical analysis may be too strong for some members.

   

Note that the first word of his pseudonym has six letters, which, tripled, leads to the number of the Beast. And the second part of his pseudonym, sinisterly, has four letters, which in Chinese and Japanese, is shi, the word for death.

Not only that:

Joined August 2014
08 2014
=8+2+1+4
=15
=1+5
=6

Six!

Which when added to his number of posts, yields again...
The number of the Beast.

Post: #118

What the fuck is this turning into?!?!

Post: #119

(11-18-2014 06:41 AM)Snowplow Wrote:  What the fuck is this turning into?!?!

That you should be afraid of Little Dark and Helter Skelter who will both enchant us with their Illuminati Satanist Magic.

Post: #120

Post: #121

(11-18-2014 06:45 AM)Zelcorpion Wrote:  That you should be afraid of Little Dark and Helter Skelter who will both enchant us with their Illuminati Satanist Magic.

Hey guy, c'mon now.

*Suddenly realizes I should have steered clear of this thread*


(Just learned how to do gifs so....been having fun with that...)

Post: #122

(11-18-2014 06:29 AM)RawGod Wrote:  Warning: the following numerical analysis may be too strong for some members.



Note that the first word of his pseudonym has six letters, which, tripled, leads to the number of the Beast. And the second part of his pseudonym, sinisterly, has four letters, which in Chinese and Japanese, is shi, the word for death.

Not only that:

Joined August 2014
08 2014
=8+2+1+4
=15
=1+5
=6

Six!

Which when added to his number of posts, yields again...
The number of the Beast.

Post: #123

Haha every few weeks a golden thread like this comes along, loving the images, can't stop laughing

Post: #124

(11-18-2014 06:50 AM)Snowplow Wrote:  

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #125

(11-18-2014 03:00 AM)LeBeau Wrote:  

(11-17-2014 06:31 PM)Oz. Wrote:  Live footage of Little Dark at a restaurant

I would suggest everyone watch this by opening it in a new window.

There's some really solid trolling in the comments.

I love when RVF makes me laugh, and then I get bonus laughs on top of that. Life is good.

there were 0 fat women in that video, all were well dressed, with long hair and in boots or heels. Must be Russia.