Post: #51

Lol. I fucked 30 bitches last night.

Post: #52

(11-15-2014 09:26 PM)armenia4ever Wrote:  This story sounds fake.

I just turned 26. If I've learned anything it's that clubs are a terrible and expensive way to meet women.

Not only does your game have to be very good, no one can hear each other because the music is so damn low making conversation extremely difficult.

Then throw in the price of alcohol and it's not worth it. What is worth it is the after party at someones house after the club closes - usually around 2 am.

Nightclubs and pubs are a gold mine, if its not your thing fair enough.

Post: #53

Did I ever tell you guys about the time Leonardo DiCaprio asked me to fuck his girlfriend?
It was the weekend after all those Victoria's Secret Angels took turns blowing me.

Post: #54

This fucker thinks he's the lead in the Raid Redemption

Post: #55

(11-15-2014 09:03 PM)Suits Wrote:  

(11-15-2014 08:42 PM)IvanDrago Wrote:  Team Unban Little Dark.

My signature's character limit is maxed out, but there is nothing stopping you....

Done, I feel bad for the guy and I want more stories like this

Post: #56

Always thought that if a bitch hits you it's better to just pour a drink on her head, but then again I couldn't stand up to the awesomness and wisdom of Little Dark. I remember as a little lad visiting family back home that Little Dark saved me from an army of land swimming sharks that could spit fire and shoot lasers. He took on all 5000 and drove the species extinct. Never could my young self ever forget Little Dark.

Post: #57

Have you guys seen the other threads Little Dark has started ?

Post: #58

(11-15-2014 03:20 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  Little Dark at the club last night :

The thought of OP pulling a fire hydrant or light pole out of the street,

then using it to knock out the attacking white knights and bouncers, has me in stitches laughing.

Post: #59

Crazy, crazy, crazy.......!


Now crank this loud...right now.

Post: #60

googled little dark and first link is a FB group.

If you use the people from the FB group under the photos the story becomes hilarious

Post: #61

Great comic relief this.
OP was hoping for a 50 reply treatise on the white knight problem in modern society. I like how he squirms in his replies.
Pity he was banned. 30 guys bothering to attack 1 guy? NOT

Post: #62

(11-16-2014 02:05 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  googled little dark and first link is a FB group.

If you use the people from the FB group under the photos the story becomes hilarious

Not gonna lie I bust out laughing.

Post: #63

(11-16-2014 02:05 PM)L M McCoy Wrote:  googled little dark and first link is a FB group.

If you use the people from the FB group under the photos the story becomes hilarious

I nominate you for Roosh's 5 man Dream Team as a backup Researcher.

Post: #64

(10-28-2014 08:36 AM)Little Dark Wrote:  I was just out with some people from my class. Sitting down on some benches some guy just snuck in like he wanted to sit there looking normal and all. I noticed he started stealing shit mainly from the girls' bags. He took a girls iphone and just gave it to me. Stole some money, smokes and some other small shit.

I was just going along with the act, but though after a few minutes he's stealing from the people I'm here with fuck that so I just told one of the bouncers and he was kicked out.

This was unsual for me, as I'm the type who feels it's people's own responsibility to keep their shit safe.
Only downside to the whole thing is the bouncers wanted to talk to me for a few minutes, wasting my time.

How would you react in such a situation? I know for a fact that if he was stealing from strangers I wouldn't care, and would probably have kept the iphone.

(08-24-2014 11:30 AM)Little Dark Wrote:  Ah man I'm abit pissed off.

In belfast for the night with my brother and his mate, mate was drinkin since 10am way before we arrived, completely different level than us which was annoying. Went to one club only which wasn't great. I drank too quick and was fucked upon arriving at the club, head bobbing all over while leaning on every wall.

I bet I looked like a fucking retard must have cause I was kicked out for about 5 mins, was let back in and my brothers mate is gone. Struggled to get to my brother cause every place looked the same. Man, didn't do shit but met(kissed) one latin looking girl, who I was near later on and some insecure fag thinks I'm trying to get his girls so he starts pushing me.

Typical bitches probably hit me with their hand bags aswell cause they know no one will do shit to them. A few second later I'm being escorted out by bouncers even though some chode is pushing ME. These belfast bouncers are racist as fuck with their sectarian bullshit and always hate on Irish people. Even random people in the street givin us fake directions just cause they hear the accent.

All of this was followed by some miscellaneous bald guy saying that some guys(kids) up the road wanted to shoot me. Lol. Really I'm just pissed off that I didn't pace my drinking. Bro said I was getting some eyeballin off the hos and I could have fucked the ones I was dancing with but I think I was scaring them, fuck I was squashing a girl against the rails of a balcony and she was turned off straight away.

Aw mane.

(11-13-2014 06:57 PM)Little Dark Wrote:  I madeout with some ho from my class about 2 weeks ago on a night out. She seemed really into the makeout and wouldn't relent eating my face. I was getting bored so just grabbed her and went to get my coat to leave with her. She uses the "I can't I'm here with my friend" excuse so fuck it we split up, I go chill for a while then leave.

Back in class the girl completely ignores me. This is around the time people start saying to me "didn't she have a boyfriend when she madeout with you?". So now there's no contact at all, according to some she's a slut, but sheet, I still wanna fuck at least once though.

Any suggestions for moving on this ho? Should I just open regardless? It's not the end of the world if I fuck this up, I'm working on another bitch in the other class, but I'd rather avoid some awkward shit for the rest of the year if possible.

Post: #65

^ The guy should be writing E-Books on Amazon.

Post: #66

I'd forgotten about his other ludicrous threads.

Amazed he lasted this long in retrospect

Post: #67

Thanks for the posts Oz. I would have kept him around. We could have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.



If he wasn't trolling, I do hope the guy finds a good male role model.

Post: #68

Guys, I've been contacted by a source that has positively identified Little Dark.

Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only:

Post: #69

Ha ha I like that this is what you would have searched for that pic:
https://www.google.ca/search?q=drunk+iri...00&bih=775

Post: #70

bah. Only 30 white knights defeated? I beat up 40 in an alley last night while getting my dick sucked.

Top.

That.

Mother.

Fuckers.

Post: #71

Victory was near...

But the power of Little Dark could not be undone.

Post: #72

Those guards would have needed Little Dark:

Post: #73

A classic.

Post: #74

Little Dark may have only squeezed 66 posts in during his reign, but I get the feeling he has cemented his name in RVF history.

Top that, Motherfuckers.

Beyond All Seas

"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling

Post: #75

...and he's gone.