Post: #351

The real question.

What would have happened if little dark posted in delete?

Post: #352

(10-08-2017 07:46 AM)realologist Wrote:  The real question.

What would have happened if little dark posted in delete?

Post: #353

How it really happened:

1) Little Dark enters the club peacocking with his My Little Pony backpack. This is a way to show you don't run with social conventions (Peacocking 101)

2) Little Dark makes a move on fat 4. He decides to neg her by calling her a whore (Neg Game 101). Has to repeat it three times because his mild autism makes his delivery muddled and he's staring at the floor.

3) Fat 4 starts kicking the shit out of him and has to be restrained by security.

4) Little Dark lies on the floor holding his head and making autistic noises. His My Little Pony backpack is now a dark gray after being dragged across the floor sticky with Southern Comfort and Coke.

5) Little Dark is escorted out of the premises as he screams something something about feminazis among sobs, Fat 4 is still being restrained and semi-drunk patrons harass him with hollers and hoots.

Post: #354

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Post: #355

(10-09-2017 04:36 AM)The Stronger Sex Wrote:  How it really happened:

1) Little Dark enters the club peacocking with his My Little Pony backpack. This is a way to show you don't run with social conventions (Peacocking 101)

2) Little Dark makes a move on fat 4. He decides to neg her by calling her a whore (Neg Game 101). Has to repeat it three times because his mild autism makes his delivery muddled and he's staring at the floor.

3) Fat 4 starts kicking the shit out of him and has to be restrained by security.

4) Little Dark lies on the floor holding his head and making autistic noises. His My Little Pony backpack is now a dark gray after being dragged across the floor sticky with Southern Comfort and Coke.

5) Little Dark is escorted out of the premises as he screams something something about feminazis among sobs, Fat 4 is still being restrained and semi-drunk patrons harass him with hollers and hoots.

Ummm ..yeah ...ok..please follow Sir Brad...dilly dilly

Post: #356

This pisses me off so much. Bitches can literally get away with anything at the club because of these faggots. Recently I was hooking up with this girl and my ex's friend comes up behind me and dumps her whole drink on my head. I didn't have a drink to throw back so I start pushing her and all these WK's come and start pushing me and holding me back.

Post: #357

(10-09-2017 10:05 PM)bigolteddies Wrote:  This pisses me off so much. Bitches can literally get away with anything at the club because of these faggots. Recently I was hooking up with this girl and my ex's friend comes up behind me and dumps her whole drink on my head. I didn't have a drink to throw back so I start pushing her and all these WK's come and start pushing me and holding me back.

Did you tell them to "go home"?

Post: #358

RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:Did you tell them to "go home"?

Hahaha I did not but I did fuck the girl I was with

Post: #359

(10-09-2017 10:48 PM)bigolteddies Wrote:  

RoastBeefCurtains4Me Wrote:Did you tell them to "go home"?

Hahaha I did not but I did fuck the girl I was with

Precisely how many whiteknights started pushing you and holding you back?

Post: #360

(10-09-2017 10:05 PM)bigolteddies Wrote:  I didn't have a drink to throw back so I start pushing her and all these WK's come and start pushing me and holding me back.

So, they were white knighting for you, while white knighting for her?

Was it something like this?




That's a lot of people to tell to "go home"

Post: #361

Just wait until closing time before you say it and they will. Then ask the doorman how many people were in the club that night and you can claim victory over that many people. Then come on RVF and post in this thread for +100 reps.

Post: #362

(10-09-2017 10:05 PM)bigolteddies Wrote:  This pisses me off so much. Bitches can literally get away with anything at the club because of these faggots. Recently I was hooking up with this girl and my ex's friend comes up behind me and dumps her whole drink on my head. I didn't have a drink to throw back so I start pushing her and all these WK's come and start pushing me and holding me back.

This narrative makes complete sense if your "friend's ex" is a gay, & this all went down in a gay nightclub.

Post: #363

   

We now have confirmation that Rex Tillerson is not Little Dark. If he were, the Iraqi PM would have complied instantly.

Post: #364

I found actual POV footage of Little Dark's fight against WKs.

Post: #365

Post: #366

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

Post: #367

Never forget the great man who told them to "go home".

Post: #368

To this day I tell white knights to go home. Thank you little dark.

Post: #369

(06-13-2018 12:26 PM)YoungBlade Wrote:  To this day I tell white knights to go home. Thank you little dark.

When the white knights you tell to go home are illegal aliens.

Post: #370

I've found Little Dark...

Post: #371

Florida man compilation updted

Post: #372

Little Dark is an anagram of Titled Lark
Titled = Rank. Lark = Joke.

GH motherfuckers!

Post: #373

Here's some unreleased footage of Little Dark when he crashed entered the club with 30+ white knights:



This footage probably explains why the white knights went home like little girls:

Post: #374

Little Dark The Legend

Post: #375

I am so glad this thread exists.