Post: #76

The big question back in the day was, Ginger or Mary Ann?

Post: #77

(01-09-2017 08:22 AM)dark_g Wrote:  The big question back in the day was, Ginger or Mary Ann?

Depends what your long term plans are...but in general Mary Ann.

Post: #78

(01-09-2017 05:40 AM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  

(01-09-2017 03:09 AM)Matsufubu Wrote:  You know what stands out in those photos from the 50's? Innocence in the eyes. No thousand cock stares. Even girls in their late teens have thousand cock stares nowadays.

They were just better at hiding it. The casting couch was real back then. Even actresses with family in the industry had to bang their way through 20 grunt-level producers just to get a role - and 20 gatekeepers just to get the meeting.

Elizabeth Montgomery was swinging branches as expertly as any modern girl. Marilyn was beat and a drug addict, yet still managed to look innocent on camera.

Maybe it's just modern feminism that's made women hate even trying to look genuinely attractive, instead opting for base sexuality without charm or grace.

Yes, I'm under no illusion there, but at least they knew internally that it was a bad thing, so they'd make a bloody effort at least. Unlike nowadays, where feminism has lowered the bar so far that 4's and 5's act like 8's and 9's.

Post: #79

Okay, it's not strictly 50's but obviously someone is feeling a little left out...







Watching those reruns as a young lad, those cans used to drive me nuts. And lordy did I hate major Nelson. All I could think was "you've got a smoking hot chick begging to please you who can incidentally give you anything you want. WTF is your problem? That's fucking match and you won! PLOUGH THAT FOREIGN BITCH ALREADY!!!"

I always imagined that one day an episode would air where he just gave in a fucked the ever living shit out of her.

Life before internet porn. You younger blokes wouldn't understand...

Post: #80

(01-09-2017 10:05 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  Okay, it's not strictly 50's but obviously someone is feeling a little left out...

(01-09-2017 10:05 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  Watching those reruns as a young lad, those cans used to drive me nuts. And lordy did I hate major Nelson. All I could think was "you've got a smoking hot chick begging to please you who can incidentally give you anything you want. WTF is your problem? That's fucking match and you won! PLOUGH THAT FOREIGN BITCH ALREADY!!!"

I always imagined that one day an episode would air where he just gave in a fucked the ever living shit out of her.

Life before internet porn. You younger blokes wouldn't understand...

Andrew Dice Clay summed this up perfectly:

Post: #81

(11-03-2014 09:23 PM)MrLemon Wrote:  Sophia Loren:

Her and Jayne Mansfield:



Jayne (and Mickey Hargitay) passed those genes down nicely:

Post: #82

(01-09-2017 10:27 AM)Sam Malone Wrote:  

(11-03-2014 09:23 PM)MrLemon Wrote:  Sophia Loren:

Her and Jayne Mansfield:

Jesus those tits....

Post: #83

(01-09-2017 02:15 AM)Delta Wrote:  I know this won't be popular around here, but someone else out there has to be thinking it... the "hotties" from the 1950's are not all that hot to me. Because their generation were already grandmas when I arrived in this world, I associate their hairstyles and overall demeanor too much with that of old ladies. Don't get me wrong, they're far preferable to the modern epidemic of fat and tatted up girls, but I'd take any chick in the below flock of garden variety sorority girls over these 1950's sex symbols every day of the week.



Is anybody with me on this or am I insane?

Probably the 50s fashion is throwing you off. The hair, the makeup, the clothes. These 50s bitches done up in Current Year style would make your head spin.

Post: #84

Eva Gardner was my all-time favorite leading lady from that time period in terms of being a natural, feminine beauty:



That's a woman that looks like a lady, and is perfectly comfortable being one.

Post: #85

Sophia Loren:



Mediocre movie at best, but nobody was watching it for the razor-sharp dialogue.

Post: #86

Forgot to mention, don't forget the soft, feminine charms of Deanna Durbin.

What an absolute doll:

Post: #87

I don't think you need women from the 1950's to make modern chicks look like losers, they do it fine just on their own.

Post: #88

(01-09-2017 10:27 AM)Sam Malone Wrote:  

(11-03-2014 09:23 PM)MrLemon Wrote:  Sophia Loren:

Her and Jayne Mansfield:



Jayne (and Mickey Hargitay) passed those genes down nicely:

I just googled it and I am shocked.

Detective Olivia Bensons, who investigates sexually based offenses, mother is Jayne Mansfield. Holy smokes.

I just told my friend this and he doesnt care but You made my day.

Aloha!

Post: #89

(02-09-2017 08:48 PM)Kona Wrote:  

(01-09-2017 10:27 AM)Sam Malone Wrote:  

(11-03-2014 09:23 PM)MrLemon Wrote:  Sophia Loren:

Her and Jayne Mansfield:



Jayne (and Mickey Hargitay) passed those genes down nicely:

I just googled it and I am shocked.

Detective Olivia Bensons, who investigates sexually based offenses, mother is Jayne Mansfield. Holy smokes.

I just told my friend this and he doesnt care but You made my day.

Aloha!

She (the daughter) has posed nude before. A while back, I found some pictures of her.

Post: #90

What about Donna Reed? I bet she could cook, too

Post: #91

(01-09-2017 05:40 AM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  The casting couch was real back then. Even actresses with family in the industry had to bang their way through 20 grunt-level producers just to get a role - and 20 gatekeepers just to get the meeting.

"The ladder of success in Hollywood is usually a press agent, actor, director, producer, leading man; and you are a star if you sleep with each of them in that order. Crude, but true."

— Hedy Lamarr

Post: #92

Anita Ekberg. Made in Sweden. Adopted by Italy.

Post: #93

Sicilian beauty, Claudia Cardinale.

Post: #94

Most modern "feminists" are just fat unemployed trailer park trash on welfare who just discovered the internet and social media at the ripe young age of 30-45, and realize they can get more attention from men by copy/pasting stuff from 2-bit feminist blogs on social media and feel like they're doing something remotely important.

No one would have ever known or cared that these hogs ever existed if it wasn't for social media.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KXaiqjBLerw/maxresdefault.jpg

Post: #95

(02-10-2017 09:19 AM)Icarus Wrote:  Anita Ekberg. Made in Sweden. Adopted by Italy.

No pictures from La Dolce Vita?

Post: #96

My goodness, she's built like Jessica Rabbit:

Post: #97

From the 1960s, angelic slut Michelle of The Mamas & the Papas:

Post: #98

Swiss Bond girl Ursula Andress:

Post: #99

(02-10-2017 09:34 AM)Le Siamois Wrote:  Sicilian beauty, Claudia Cardinale.

WWUWIR.

Would wife up, would impregnate. Repeatedly.

Post: #100

I always thought Mansfield's daughter was not only bad looking, but had a horrible voice, making her uglier.

I can't believe anyone found her attractive apart from her being Jayne's daughter. She's a 6 at best.