Jakarta Datasheet (by Irish)
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Shimmy · 2018-09-24 15:40:00 · #627
(09-24-2018 09:02 AM)Vancity29 Wrote: Isn't going to the cinema a waste of time? Drive there, stand in line.. you can watch the movie at home. People just like to go the cinema. It's not "essential" so to see a movie. It's just preference.
If I could watch brand new movies in HD from the comfort of my home I would. Unfortunately they get released in theaters first. I get your point though but its not quite the same thing as what Im saying. If you drove all the way to the theater, waited in line for the movies, and then the movie was terrible, you might think it was a waste of time. My point is that clubbing for the most part is not fun. But then Irish came along and made all these great points. It is not fun for me but it is fun for other. Sorry for shitting on it if you love it 
Why would anyone ever go to the movies? It costs money and there is nothing more to life than securing bangs. If you spend money and can't measure how many bangs it got you it's simply a waste of time and money. Maybe some guys are into it, but only the odd ones that enjoy doing things other than banging random girls they don't know and have no connection with.
lol. average girl on tinder is a 4 and 5. Majority of them wear hijabs, too, so you can't really even tell what they look like. I try to swipe left on every hijab girl but its too time consuming.
I'd say maybe 1 out of 10 are higher than 7/10. Definitely seems like a low-hanging fruit city, if you want to get your pussy-smashing on and bang average and very plain (if not homely) looking girls.
How is the talent on others app such as Badoo, etc. Is Cupid any good there for meeting 8s and 9s? Or are malls and nightclubs the only place where you'll find a true 9 in Jakarta?
(09-24-2018 09:39 PM)asiaslayer Wrote: lol. average girl on tinder is a 4 and 5. Majority of them wear hijabs, too, so you can't really even tell what they look like. I try to swipe left on every hijab girl but its too time consuming.
I'd say maybe 1 out of 10 are higher than 7/10. Definitely seems like a low-hanging fruit city, if you want to get your pussy-smashing on and bang average and very plain (if not homely) looking girls.
How is the talent on others app such as Badoo, etc. Is Cupid any good there for meeting 8s and 9s? Or are malls and nightclubs the only place where you'll find a true 9 in Jakarta?
Don't think Ive seen an 8 the whole time ive been here in the malls, clubs, or online.
This is 100% a low hanging fruit city. Super easy bangs and as someone above mentioned a great place to focus on business if you are a digital guy because there is nothing to do during the day. Ive spent 2 weeks here and its enough for me. Heading out this week.
If you are the caliber of guy who gets 8s and 9s on the regular then stick to world class cities. No need to come to jakarta. If you are a male 7 and want to get hounded on by 6s then Jakarta is a fun experience.
Shimmy · 2018-09-25 02:25:00 · #630
(09-24-2018 09:39 PM)asiaslayer Wrote: lol. average girl on tinder is a 4 and 5. Majority of them wear hijabs, too, so you can't really even tell what they look like. I try to swipe left on every hijab girl but its too time consuming.
I'd say maybe 1 out of 10 are higher than 7/10.?
What cities have you been where there is more than 10% girls over a 7? Aside from Kiev I dont think I've been to one.
(09-25-2018 02:25 AM)Shimmy Wrote: (09-24-2018 09:39 PM)asiaslayer Wrote: lol. average girl on tinder is a 4 and 5. Majority of them wear hijabs, too, so you can't really even tell what they look like. I try to swipe left on every hijab girl but its too time consuming.
I'd say maybe 1 out of 10 are higher than 7/10.?
What cities have you been where there is more than 10% girls over a 7? Aside from Kiev I dont think I've been to one.
The whole comment a little absurd. Maybe 1 in 20 girls on my tinder has a hijab. Out of over 1000 matches, I think maybe ten could be considered 7s based on their photos. Who knows in person. 0 are 8 or above.
ManX · 2018-09-25 06:08:00 · #632
(09-24-2018 11:50 PM)Vancity29 Wrote: (09-24-2018 09:39 PM)asiaslayer Wrote: lol. average girl on tinder is a 4 and 5. Majority of them wear hijabs, too, so you can't really even tell what they look like. I try to swipe left on every hijab girl but its too time consuming.
I'd say maybe 1 out of 10 are higher than 7/10. Definitely seems like a low-hanging fruit city, if you want to get your pussy-smashing on and bang average and very plain (if not homely) looking girls.
How is the talent on others app such as Badoo, etc. Is Cupid any good there for meeting 8s and 9s? Or are malls and nightclubs the only place where you'll find a true 9 in Jakarta?
Don't think Ive seen an 8 the whole time ive been here in the malls, clubs, or online.
This is 100% a low hanging fruit city. Super easy bangs and as someone above mentioned a great place to focus on business if you are a digital guy because there is nothing to do during the day. Ive spent 2 weeks here and its enough for me. Heading out this week.
If you are the caliber of guy who gets 8s and 9s on the regular then stick to world class cities. No need to come to jakarta. If you are a male 7 and want to get hounded on by 6s then Jakarta is a fun experience.
He has struck the nail on the head tbh
Irish · 2018-09-25 08:11:00 · #633
Oh well, I guess our experiences have been vastly different then.
Personally I know and have banged plenty of 8s and above there. Few of whom I've ever seen on tinder.
But that's coming from someone who's been going there for 4+ years and put in the work to get into social circles and has the night scene pretty locked down. If however you're fresh off the boat arriving into the city I suspect it's a different ball game. Especially these days since tinder has seemingly gone down the shitter and the nightlife having gone a bit stale lately.
Unfortunately I no longer meet random forum dudes in Jakarta any more (unless vouched for). So if you're planning to visit the city but you're more into your day & online instead of nightgame, I guess on the basis of these reports then you should probably reconsider...
(09-25-2018 08:11 AM)Irish Wrote: Unfortunately I no longer meet random forum dudes in Jakarta any more (unless vouched for).
Looks like I ruined it for everyone

(09-25-2018 08:11 AM)Irish Wrote: So if you're planning to visit the city but you're more into your day & online instead of nightgame, I guess on the basis of these reports then you should probably reconsider...
Maybe I have come across more negative than I intended. I repeat. Jakarta has been great. Sport fucking these little asian dolls has been great. When I say Jakarta is mostly 6s I mean a 6 face. Most of the girls I have been with here have had 7+ bodies. 2 girls I would even say had almost perfect bodies. Slim, booty, nice boobs, tiny but with amazing symmetry. All the girls I have been with here have been super eager to please and the sex really good.
Banging 6s is fun when their bodies are really good. You can get that here in abundance. So don't reconsider your trip off of my reports. To the contrary. I highly recommend this place. If you only will fuck 8s and 9s then this wont be the place for you. I suspect more of you are like me though and are not so picky.
Hey yall, i've stayed in Thamrin Residence a couple times but this time I'm looking for a new place. Anyone have any suggestions? Central or South is fine.
KYT88 · 2018-09-27 10:03:00 · #638
Budget?
(09-27-2018 10:03 AM)KYT88 Wrote: Budget?
Hmmm, dont want to spend too much I just want a place where I wont get cockblocked and I can reasonably walk to a mall to work/eat, I'd go up to around 30ish USD per night if the logistics are good.
It's about a 5 day trip if that matters.
Question on sim cards and taxis:
Is it a good idea to get your sim card at the airport, or should you go directly to a phone store, and how much should I expect to pay for a sim? And are the taxis safe, or can you book a Grab car from the airport without any problems now?
Irish · 2018-09-27 23:24:00 · #641
(09-27-2018 10:42 PM)asiaslayer Wrote: Question on sim cards and taxis:
Is it a good idea to get your sim card at the airport, or should you go directly to a phone store, and how much should I expect to pay for a sim? And are the taxis safe, or can you book a Grab car from the airport without any problems now?
Get your SIM at the airport, it'll probably be more expensive but trust me it'll save you an absolute fuck tonne of hassle trying to get one in the city and dealing with non English speaking and monumentally stupid staff in a store. There are sim card stalls on arrival at both the international terminals the difference in cost for a card with a months worth of data should be fairly negligible anyway.
Taxis - when I first started going to Jakarta my friends there would urge me to always take a blue bird, silver bird or tiara. I learned that taking another type of cab isn't so much dangerous but instead you just have to put up with the usual bullshit of the guy turning his meter off and charging you 3x the rate cos you're a foreigner.
Grab works ok but I wouldn't use it if you're in a rush as you can be waiting ages for one to arrive, often you need to cancel 3 or 4 before one eventually turns up. You can always flag down a bluebird cab pretty easily but Grab drivers generally have a better idea where they are going as compared to the taxi drivers who are usually totally clueless
Having data and Google maps on your phone is almost essential as you will need to direct cab drivers most of the time (hence another reason to get a sim at arrivals). When going somewhere always tell the cabbie the name of the closest hotel or mall otherwise they won't have a notion where it is and will barely speak a word of English.
(09-19-2018 09:42 PM)Vancity29 Wrote: Throughout the day ill invite tinder girls to come have coffee. Really they are just giving me a break from my work when they arrive. If they are hot I walk around the mall with them and then walk them to my place.
I have found a really good groove here. I think you will like it to.
When you start messaging them, are you guys getting this: "I'm just looking for friends here on Badoo/Tinder. I cannot kiss or have sex because I'm Muslim" or something along those lines?
I assume they're just trying to appear innocent but once you meet in person, they won't hesitate to go to your apartment, or am I wrong?
(09-27-2018 11:24 PM)Irish Wrote: Having data and Google maps on your phone is almost essential as you will need to direct cab drivers most of the time (hence another reason to get a sim at arrivals). When going somewhere always tell the cabbie the name of the closest hotel or mall otherwise they won't have a notion where it is and will barely speak a word of English.
Regarding accommodation outside Jakarta, which do you think would be better for a 6-month stay: Airbnb apartment, hotel, kos or other? My accommodation budget is $400/month.
dsutmdo · 2018-09-28 19:38:00 · #644
Starting to plan my invasion of Jakarta and Surabaya in Feb of 2019. Any veterans know if this website is any good for planning?
Thanks a bunch.
http://www.indoclubbing.comIf you’re looking to hookup just filter those responses out. None of the conservative Muslim girls are attractive. I cant say I ever met more than a few that even bordered on cute. The only reason to meet them is if you’re curious to chat about other cultures and how repressed they are. There’s so many non conservative girls who are DTF. Don’t waste your time.
If you bump your budget up to 500-600/month you should be able to get a nice Airbnb in thamrin. But try making some lowball offers.
One of the annoying things about Indonesia is the shops sometimes give foreigners a hard time about selling a SIM card. Sometimes even with your passport they say no. A local is usually willing to use their identity card number to help you register.
I just did that. After some pleading the girl at the counter used her IC card but asked me to unregister when I left. If it’s telkomsel you just text “UNREG ____” to 4444. I always wonder what kind of problem they have if you lose their number and don’t do it. Probably nothing.
Thanks for the info. I'm getting ready to head off to Jakarta next week. Booked a place in South JKT. I hope that ain't gonna be a deal breaker for pussy delivery due to bad logistics. By the way my conversations are going with various different thots I pipelined, it shouldn't be. If I end up wanting to stay longer, I might upgrade to Thamrin.
What guys are saying about canceling on several Grabs before you finally get one to pick you up kind of worries me tho. I once canceled a whole bunch of times in another city in SEA and they fucking banned me from the app. I had to make a new account w/ another number and was stuck outside in the heat and rain for several hours. Is it really that big of a problem there with lazy drivers?
Btw, how long is the ride from the airport to central Jakarta?
KYT88 · 2018-10-01 11:35:00 · #647
The app won't ban you but with gojek I cancelled a dozen times or so because my office is next to an awkward one way system.
Didn't think anything of it then started getting a few calls which is ignored and then got a text from the office boy saying there were four angry motorbike drivers outside as the app didn't update for them ???
The ride from the airport to central Jakarta is as long as a piece of string.
Irish · 2018-10-01 11:44:00 · #648
(09-28-2018 07:38 PM)dsutmdo Wrote: Starting to plan my invasion of Jakarta and Surabaya in Feb of 2019. Any veterans know if this website is any good for planning?
Thanks a bunch.
http://www.indoclubbing.com
You can use it to see what events are coming up etc but I would also/instead use
jakarta100bars.com as a more honest reliable guide for where to go out
dsutmdo · 2018-10-01 11:54:00 · #649
^
Cool, I’m just trying to gather as much info as possible right now and the above site looked decent. I was just concerned the Jakarta100 might be dated.
GO-JEK stopped working for me after I canceled a bunch of times. I guess it was a ban. Girls told me it’s temporary if you cancel too much. I just used my local phone instead to order.
The nice thing about using grab bike instead of GO-JEK is they auto translate your messages. Stick with grab and only use GO-JEK if it’s not working.
You can also avoid the hassles by just picking more logical and convenient pickup point around your building than trying to get them to go to an unfamiliar area. Most of the drivers hangout on one corner for instance. So you’ll begin to realize what direction they are likely to be coming from or where they already are and just use that. It’s worth walking 50m to avoid the hassle of cancels and back and forth texting.
What's up boys. I'm now in the city.. left a little earlier than planned.
So I already know I made a mistake trying to go cheap here lol. My condo is in an inconvenient location and the neighborhood looks a tad shady. There arent even any family marts nearby, just shitty local convenience stores. And I've noticed I've already got a problem with ants in the room... On the positive side, at least I've got air con, decent wifi, and a flat screen TV with a wide variety of English channels. But If I stay longer I'm definitely gonna have to fork out the cash for better quality. Repeated again: don't go cheap in SEA... you'll regret it. lol
And boy, they like their carbs here huh. Maybe it's just my (admittedly limited) experience but so far it seems like most of the stores don't sell any meats or protein-based meals. Seems like it's all rice, pastries, and sugary sweet/salty deep fried snacks. Even the family mart at the airport. Going to have to order out delivery or take a grab to the nearest mall for all my meals. These sure aren't Bangkok-style convenience stores where the 7-elevens sell whey protein shakes and decent stuff, haha.
Despite the bad location, I've got a girl coming over later today, and lots more interested. Gonna try to go for 2 or 3 bangs in one day while I'm here and set some new personal records lol.
I follow this forum regularly especially anything about my favorite city jakarta.
Condo Puri Imperium in rasuna said will be a good choice considering logistics.
I stayed in many hotels, CS hosts, airnbnb, reddoorz, apartments in kemang and finally found a nice hotel called YELLO HOTEL-HARMONI with 32USD/night. It is in the same road 1km north of GRAND INDONESIA. Men/women staff is very pleasant and the ambience is superb with pleasant paints with colors of yellow and white inside the room.
The restaurant in the lobby is cool and taste is awesome especially mie goreng. You can arrange a date in this restaurant and can bring your guest directly to this room. You can bring any number of GUESTS anytime.
One of my date 8/10 asked if she can check my room. So I got it.