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RE: Two words - HOT YOGA
I've been teaching mostly Meditation & related stuff, and some basic yoga (to get body ready for meditation) for a few years on the side.
I am not big into paying lots of $$$ to go to a yoga class/ studio as I can already do most of what I "want to do".
I am wondering if I should do a certification (not in the US for sure..) / teachers training ( in India/ asia) and leverage that for being a part time teacher or get into teachers circles for payment free classes.
Thoughts?
(03-17-2011 12:05 PM)ManAbout Wrote: Here's a couple of yoga instructors that teach classes with their shirts off.
http://www.lux-yoga.com/
http://web.me.com/benjaminsears/LuxYoga_...ce.html#47
So, here's my plan.
1) Yoga teacher training
2) Travel around doing guest classes in countries known for hot women - Ukraine, Russia, Sweden, Brazil etc.
(03-17-2011 01:20 PM)MiXX Wrote: (03-17-2011 12:30 PM)Luckystar Wrote: (03-17-2011 12:05 PM)ManAbout Wrote: Here's a couple of yoga instructors that teach classes with their shirts off.
http://www.lux-yoga.com/
http://web.me.com/benjaminsears/LuxYoga_...ce.html#47
So, here's my plan.
1) Yoga teacher training
2) Travel around doing guest classes in countries known for hot women - Ukraine, Russia, Sweden, Brazil etc.
This is an original plan for meeting attractive girls. Good for you, dude.
How long have you been doing Yoga to stat learning to teach? Great plan btw...I'm thinking the same thing...
Mixx
(03-17-2011 04:49 PM)ManAbout Wrote: (03-17-2011 01:20 PM)MiXX Wrote: How long have you been doing Yoga to stat learning to teach? Great plan btw...I'm thinking the same thing...
Mixx
You can start as a complete beginner and take a 5 week teacher training which will give you the yoga certification required to teach.
Take this course for example:
http://www.hathayoga-meditation.com/yoga...-india.php
That is just one course. There are many others, including many in the US and Canada. They are more expensive of course. I haven't registered for a class yet. If there is enough interest, a bunch of us guys could take it together.
(03-17-2011 08:10 PM)hydrogonian Wrote: This is a new fad, but it looks cool as far as picking up women goes. The only thing is that the class sizes are small, or maybe nonexistent in some cities as of yet, but that may change if it really starts to catch on. The pluses are that is seems like there is much more opportunity to socialize during class than in a yoga class and, if the women are the priority, its not as much of a commitment as far as working out goes (or so it seems). Plus, if you get good, you can join Cirque du Soleil:
Aerial Silks
Notice the one guy in the video: obviously there for the women. It seems as if it would be hit or miss as far as hotties go, but if you get lucky, then that's a great situation in which to do some work.
Here's a class in Atlanta:
http://www.aerialsilksatlanta.com/
Also, having an ex-business partner who once owned a now-failed yoga studio, I wouldn't really recommend going into the group workout field. It can be lot's of hustling to stay afloat. But for you guys considering becoming an instructor in something, then in Aerial Silks it seems like it would be easier to accomplish that goal than in yoga. Plus, you get to 'spot' the women every class.
(03-18-2011 12:56 AM)Giovonny Wrote: Out here in the SF Bay Area, this is nothing new. Guys have been hitting the yoga classes for over 10 years now. People are always talking about the "talent" at their local studio . There are a few free classes which are also like singles events. Not all of them are, but a few of them get like 50 people and everyone knows they are gonna be checking each other out, so they dress and look good. But it can be tricky to find your yoga niche.
Its really a commitment to stay there and stretch for over an hour if you are not into it. Do you really wanna do that for 2-3 times a week just to talk to a few girls after class. You could go to the college library and talk to the same girls for free all day long. Which reminds me, the college yoga classes are better then the studio yoga classes. The girls are more open and talkative at he college, its not such a serious culture.
I like doing it so I just go to a bunch of different health clubs and yoga studios around town. Sometimes I get free passes, sometimes I sneak in or know someone working there. If I see something I like I will just chat her up after class. I don't wanna waste 3-4 hours in class just waiting to approach a girl. Thats the thing about yoga, its alot of time to spend just waiting to approach a girl. You could just come after class, hang out in the lobby and approach the same girls without wasting 2 hours of your time.
Another approach is to just join a studio and go consistently for a few months. This will give you a chance to get to know the girls over time. You will see alot of the same girls two or three times a week, its almost like going to school with them. These guys obviously have the inside track and will cockblock you if you just show up and try to game their "classmates".
I have friend who lifts weights all winter and then as soon as its start to get warm in the late spring, he joins the best yoga studio with the best girls. This is the best way to get "cut up/ripped" for summer and you are guaranteed to have a bunch of hotties as classmates.
As far as becoming a teacher, if your not really into yoga, you probably are not gonna want to go through all the training and study. Its almost like a lifestyle commitment. Just doing it for the girls is probably not worth all the time and effort.
Just go to a class and hit on the hot girls after, they are horny after class. Just have your story straight before you go in there. Mixx's salsa story is perfect. You wanna say something like that.
(03-18-2011 09:44 AM)MiXX Wrote: Ok, so my very first impressions after taking my very first Yoga class ever.
No. 1 - I love it!!! No, this has nothing to do with women at Yoga class ( I'll get there shortly), but what an incredibly relaxing and stress-releasing experience. I was very skeptical at first, but I am convinced that Yoga should definitely be included in ANY lifestyle. Wether you are a seasoned boxer going for the WBC tittle, a bodybuilder competing for Mr. Olympia, a football player in College, or just a regular Joe in a corporate office 8hrs every day.
No wonder women are horny (or at least open to the idea of sex) in these classes. The stretches release endorphins (very quickly) that make you feel really good, relaxed and at peace. All of the elements for wanting sex are triggered by these 3 components in place.
Let me also point out that there are MANY versions of Yoga. Hot Yoga, as mentioned on this thread, is just 1 of about 10 sought-after different styles in the market. However, Hot Yoga means nothing more than the studio being heated to 115 degrees (F) on purpose! This is done to relax your muscles and get them ready for the poses you will do. You will still do all the poses anywhere else.
No. 2 I did not do a Hot yoga class because I specifically read that this is very hard-core, and thus women are focusing their attentions/efforts on doing the class, and bolting to the showers at home. Soooo, I chose to do a variation of Yoga that involves peers interacting, helping, and giving feedback to the instructor and each other to allow Kino, and trust building BEFORE, DURING and AFTER CLASS! The studio I chose also does "social" events. Every Friday they have movie night in the studio, they have outdoor trips etc that lead to student interactions with each other, and their own bodies. Oh yeah, the style of Yoga I did is called "Ying Yang" Yoga.
No. 3 as already stated, timing is everything. Some classes will fill-up with women, some with mostly couples looking to bond and spice things up with each other for sex in their marriage, some classes will have older people as the majority, and some classes will have mostly women. You have to stick and move to different studios and find out which class has the best possible outcome of women and also, which classes are conducive to peer-interaction.
No. 4 - My plan is to vist MANY Yoga studios, as the one you pick may not necessarily be the best one for you to hang your hat on. So, I strongly recommend taking 10 clases in each studio, to get a good "feel" for the teachers, students and overall f-close possibilities. Then find another studio elsewhere and do 5 classes there until you find a home.
No 5. the class I attended was worth it! I now know I love Ying Yang Yoga to relieve stress from my intense player lifestyle, and it is incredibly relaxing and challenging at the same time.
I'll eventually do a Hot Yoga class, but I want to at least get 3 months of warm Yoga stretching under my belt, so that I am not at all "lost", and can game the more advance Yogi chics better in Hot Yoga classes. They take this shit seriously!
TIPS: Bring your own mat to class, and always say you have been doing Yoga for 1 month, but are still learning. I notice it looks better to the women already there as they immediately suspect any heterosexual male in a class to be there to chase women only, and not really for the Yoga culture.
As far as dressing goes, I notice that a pair of Gi Karate pants (black) look really good, with a nice sleeveless shirts to show your arm muscles as you walk in. I got a lot of attention by wearing a sleeveless under-armour shirt, a nice surfer necklace, and those thin under-armour arm bands you see B-ball players wearing.
I gamed one girl, and she was very closed off at first for the reasons I already stated, so it seems that women will need to see you there a few times, making an effort in the class to start trusting you and eventually, fucking you.
As far as teaching goes, I would definitely say get 6 months of experience first. Even if you are in great shape and already have a six-pack, Yoga is different - it involves stretching, learning the culture and becoming more spiritual in nature. You'll be a better person, and instructor for it.
...more to come.
Mixx
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