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Altoids While Getting Blowjobs
I just was reminded of this when posting in another thread, and it blew my mind that I don't see Altoids showing up in the search function. Am I just missing it? How could a forum of players not have a mention of this?

In any case, if you've never done it, pick up a tin of original Altoids (the curiously strong mints, they call them), and pop one in a girls mouth before she goes down on you. She may even want to chew it up first. Hell, I used to just keep feeding them to her and telling her to go on.

I was big on these in high school and college but don't know if they even sell them out here. And I think I've seen a couple mentions of guys saying it didn't do much for them, so perhaps the sensation differs a little bit for everyone, but I'll say that for me it has resulted in some of the most awesome bjs I've ever had. Other guys I've recommended it to have been impressed as well.

It's like a cool/hot minty feeling on your shit while some girl is slurping your knob. It also seemed to make me harder and made me last longer - don't come crying to me if it has the opposite effect and pulls your trigger early though. Big Grin

Give it a go. Report back.

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08-14-2014 06:54 AM
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I actually did this with my last LTR because she suggested it. I honestly did not notice a change in my lasting power and I raw-dogged the hell out of her still.

What's it supposed to do? Is it supposed to increase the sensation for the guy? My judgment could have been clouded by the fact that I couldn't have cared less about the BJ and wanted to fuck the shit out of her, though.

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(08-14-2014 06:59 AM)HawkWrites Wrote:  I actually did this with my last LTR because she suggested it. I honestly did not notice a change in my lasting power and I raw-dogged the hell out of her still.

What's it supposed to do? Is it supposed to increase the sensation for the guy? My judgment could have been clouded by the fact that I couldn't have cared less about the BJ and wanted to fuck the shit out of her, though.

Interesting. Like I said, I've heard of guys not having sensation with it before. If you didn't give the bj any time or appreciation, that could be the issue.

For me it RADICALLY increases sensation, while also making me last longer. Characterized by a cool/hot tingling. It's because of the oils they use to create the flavor.

I suppose there's always a possibility they changed their recipe over the years though too. Interested to hear other experiences.

That's really strange that it only does the trick for some guys, but it's good enough when it works for you that I recommend giving it a go to find out.

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(08-14-2014 07:06 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  
(08-14-2014 06:59 AM)HawkWrites Wrote:  I actually did this with my last LTR because she suggested it. I honestly did not notice a change in my lasting power and I raw-dogged the hell out of her still.

What's it supposed to do? Is it supposed to increase the sensation for the guy? My judgment could have been clouded by the fact that I couldn't have cared less about the BJ and wanted to fuck the shit out of her, though.

Interesting. Like I said, I've heard of guys not having sensation with it before. If you didn't give the bj any time or appreciation, that could be the issue.

For me it RADICALLY increases sensation, while also making me last longer. Characterized by a cool/hot tingling. It's because of the oils they use to create the flavor.

I suppose there's always a possibility they changed their recipe over the years though too. Interested to hear other experiences.

That's really strange that it only does the trick for some guys, but it's good enough when it works for you that I recommend giving it a go to find out.

It has to be psychological. If I'm raring to go with a lady and she's trying to suck me off I'm essentially going "Holy christ, when will this be over so I can bang you" the entire time. I'm absolutely NOT a fan of BJs when all I want to do is bang her and you can take that to the bank.

In my sense, BJs are basically trying to lay-down the foundation when you're already standing on the third floor going "LET'S DO THIS ALREADY". I just get bored and there's nothing that gets me excited if I'm already fixated on having full-on sex.

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^ We are most certainly cut from a different cloth then.

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(08-14-2014 07:26 AM)Beyond Borders Wrote:  ^ We are most certainly cut from a different cloth then.

No worries there, that's for sure! It's all about psychological preference, I do believe.

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And if you cannot find any Altoids, then just use come coke. Colombian chicks know the trick best...
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I had a chubby cashier do this to me once. I took her to a park and things were going well enough to where we got into the backseat of my car and I was a bit pushy about escalating things. She seemed a bit upset that I was so aggressive (like she actually expected me to want to do anything more than just a pump and dump) and since I couldn't get her horny enough to screw, she gave me a blowjob. At some point she stopped and said, let's make this go faster; she popped in an Altoid, and while I didn't feel any difference, I still came really fast.
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A pretty 8.5 intro'd me to this technique back in the day

Totally elevated the experience

After that I've have at least mentioned it to any girl that's come within sucking distance

Let's just say I do my part to keep them in business

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Sugar free menthol cough drops work well too. Go down on her with them in your mouth and shove them up her ass. Leave them there. Do not put back in your mouth.
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Listerine Strips give a similar effect.

And if you're chick is super granola, you can always get busy with Dr. Bronner's
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(08-14-2014 01:27 PM)rpg Wrote:  Sugar free menthol cough drops work well too. Go down on her with them in your mouth and shove them up her ass. Leave them there. Do not put back in your mouth.

Glad I was alone when I read this. Laughed like a teenage girl in a tickle fight.
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(08-14-2014 11:58 AM)MY DETROIT PLAYAS Wrote:  After that I've have at least mentioned it to any girl that's come within sucking distance

Excellent phrase, thank you.

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Some girl had some strong soda water in her mouth which was cold. My reaction was similar to that Robocop gif. I'm not circumcised so I'm not sure about those of you who are snipped.
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Halls cough drops work the best
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Had this girl when I was 15 and she was 17 want to use pop rocks while giving me a BJ. Unique but not painful at all and felt quite good. Nevertheless I still haven't tried again to this day

I doubt it. Remember that your lower level, millenial leftist isn't good at critical thinking. They're largely like trained dogs who emote in response to programmed cues like the word "racism" and "socialism". Easy_C

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This was common practice in college. I'm gonna have to try this again. I think the sensation is relative to how horny you are
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will try this, are there any doctors that can confirm this will not damage your cock?

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(08-15-2014 09:12 AM)eradicator Wrote:  will try this, are there any doctors that can confirm this will not damage your cock?

I think there is a possibility of slight burns with overexposure but I've never experienced anything beyond slight discomfort. I can go forever getting head, so you'd really have to be a staminal maninal to cause some type of damage. Not a professional opinion, of course.

I would say your more likely to get "hurt" having too much sex.

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Makes me wonder about Vick's VapoRub.

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(08-15-2014 10:11 AM)DJ-Matt Wrote:  Makes me wonder about Vick's VapoRub.

Too strong. Don't do it.

As a side note, GITMO prisoners would shove toothpaste up their asses and wack off to the guards.
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For the love of God DO NOT use cinnamon altoids!!

Burns like a mother fucker and the sensation last for a while. Ended up having to dip my dick in ice water for a few mins.
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(08-16-2014 04:13 AM)Duder76 Wrote:  For the love of God DO NOT use cinnamon altoids!!

Burns like a mother fucker and the sensation last for a while. Ended up having to dip my dick in ice water for a few mins.

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(08-16-2014 04:13 AM)Duder76 Wrote:  For the love of God DO NOT use cinnamon altoids!!

Burns like a mother fucker and the sensation last for a while. Ended up having to dip my dick in ice water for a few mins.

Holy shit. "When good tingles go bad".

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^ Yeah, I'd stick with original, boys. Don't get too creative. Big Grin

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