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dc1000: Dayum! You scored some major lookers, bro - mad props to you! But, looking at your pics and background I wouldn't say I'm surprised. Online gaming is all about having the right basic ingredients and then perfecting a formula, and you did both. Drop some more wisdom and your key learning experiences so the rest can benefit from that.

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10-07-2011 09:46 AM
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(10-07-2011 05:31 AM)Smitty Wrote:  
(10-06-2011 02:41 PM)houston Wrote:  My DC slaves - I had about 10 messages in my inbox today from some dc hoes I messaged last night. I hit them with that "I'm new in town and don't really know where to go blah blah". They seem like they want to help lol. Asking me how long I've been here, where I'm from, what I like doing. Maybe y'all can try the new guy in town role.

Edit its 8. I sent out a shitload of messages yesterday. Mechanico ae u using the fake profile? Tell them what I did and see what happens. Am I tripping or are these dc hoes extra lame? I hate the word but no swag or personality at all. Just seem generic and boooooooring

houston, were the messages you sent out all copy/paste one-liners or did you customize for each one?
It was pretty much the same thing. I added a "common interest" sentence on some messages if there was one. Tattoos, animals, travel, etc
10-07-2011 10:55 AM
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I'd gotten a little lazy with my profile the past few months when I was going on my dating spree. One new main profile picture and a quick profile re-write and I get 3 messages within 5 minutes. Money.

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10-07-2011 10:56 AM
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Care to share the basics of what you've written in your new profile? I need inspiration.
10-07-2011 12:29 PM
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Gmac I just got a dog. What kind of picture should I snap of me and my new best friend? I was thinking of a "natural" one at the park.
10-07-2011 02:07 PM
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I decided to try this out. Sign up, haven't made a profile or anything yet. Answered a few questions the first match that showed up looked like she was 17 and about an 8, said shes moving for travel soon, I'll probably try that one out. THE REST ARE FATTIES. One was a chubby punk/alt girl who's profile pic is her eating a big mac. Who in their right mind expects to get some dick by showing guys how shes a fatass.
10-07-2011 03:53 PM
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(10-07-2011 03:53 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  I decided to try this out. Sign up, haven't made a profile or anything yet. Answered a few questions the first match that showed up looked like she was 17 and about an 8, said shes moving for travel soon, I'll probably try that one out. THE REST ARE FATTIES. One was a chubby punk/alt girl who's profile pic is her eating a big mac. Who in their right mind expects to get some dick by showing guys how shes a fatass.

She probably gets 20 messages a day, sadly.

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10-07-2011 04:57 PM
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I've personally fucked 2 girls off okcupid. one last month and one this week. i fucked another girl this week who's on okcupid, but i didnt meet her from there...GET ON IT!
10-07-2011 05:16 PM
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(10-07-2011 04:57 PM)Gmac Wrote:  
(10-07-2011 03:53 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  I decided to try this out. Sign up, haven't made a profile or anything yet. Answered a few questions the first match that showed up looked like she was 17 and about an 8, said shes moving for travel soon, I'll probably try that one out. THE REST ARE FATTIES. One was a chubby punk/alt girl who's profile pic is her eating a big mac. Who in their right mind expects to get some dick by showing guys how shes a fatass.

She probably gets 20 messages a day, sadly.
SAD. Reminds me of my days on http://www.nexopia.com/ a site based out of Edmonton (Canada) I would not suggest going there to anyone, but this was back in the day of highschool where all I'd do was study and play videogames, wasn't into partying so I didn't have much of a social life. Got about 5 notches in the time I was on it. I used it mainly for music forums etc. Any girl there will get hundreds of msgs a week, good thing about that is I was able to practice coming up with unique/witty messages.

Anyways, my input on online dating is that theres a 70% chance the girl is batshit insane or there is something wrong with her. Always remember, there's a reason why she's not picking guys up in real life.
10-07-2011 08:07 PM
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Just found this girl: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/zapboom?cf=regular
"*Warning*
Please note that if you message me something stupid, I might make fun of you.

Now currently ignoring winks, complements and the tearfully bland!

(Note: PUA material counts as stupidity)"

Guys better not be using "hey i need a female opinion" etc... on these dating sites. It shouldn't matter, however, because she wouldn't know whats hitting her (from behind amirite) if she's truly being gamed.

I'm going to say "challenge accepted" to her PUA comment, bang within the week.
10-07-2011 09:35 PM
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WesternCancer, props for taking up the challenge-but doesn't her smartass attitude grate on you? Nothing turns me off faster than a wisecrackin' ho'

Check out these girls for comparison. They're No angels, but refreshingly straightforward.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/namekian
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/drunkahontas (gets points for humor since I LOL'd, but possibly a fatty)

I guess you're in it for kicks in which case, play on bro!
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10-07-2011 10:59 PM
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(10-07-2011 09:35 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  Just found this girl: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/zapboom?cf=regular
"*Warning*

This girl has a fat girl's personality. And body too, probably.
10-08-2011 02:29 AM
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(10-07-2011 09:35 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  Just found this girl: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/zapboom?cf=regular

Does it say she was last online a month ago?
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10-08-2011 03:27 AM
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(10-06-2011 02:41 PM)houston Wrote:  My DC slaves - I had about 10 messages in my inbox today from some dc hoes I messaged last night. I hit them with that "I'm new in town and don't really know where to go blah blah". They seem like they want to help lol. Asking me how long I've been here, where I'm from, what I like doing. Maybe y'all can try the new guy in town role.

Edit its 8. I sent out a shitload of messages yesterday. Mechanico ae u using the fake profile? Tell them what I did and see what happens. Am I tripping or are these dc hoes extra lame? I hate the word but no swag or personality at all. Just seem generic and boooooooring
Your definitely not tripping. Many DC girls are boring as hell....all the same routine, "Love my job, love pets, would love to go a museum on a first date, my friends dragged me into this", etc....its as if they're satisfied being cookie cutter. Its funny how the cute ones who reply very selectively....they look meh when you see their full body shot...especially in the area.
10-08-2011 10:37 AM
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(10-07-2011 10:59 PM)stein Wrote:  http://www.okcupid.com/profile/namekian

Her ethnicity: Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other, Undeclared


WTF, yo?
10-08-2011 11:50 AM
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(10-08-2011 10:37 AM)TheWolfHowls Wrote:  
(10-06-2011 02:41 PM)houston Wrote:  My DC slaves - I had about 10 messages in my inbox today from some dc hoes I messaged last night. I hit them with that "I'm new in town and don't really know where to go blah blah". They seem like they want to help lol. Asking me how long I've been here, where I'm from, what I like doing. Maybe y'all can try the new guy in town role.

Edit its 8. I sent out a shitload of messages yesterday. Mechanico ae u using the fake profile? Tell them what I did and see what happens. Am I tripping or are these dc hoes extra lame? I hate the word but no swag or personality at all. Just seem generic and boooooooring
Your definitely not tripping. Many DC girls are boring as hell....all the same routine, "Love my job, love pets, would love to go a museum on a first date, my friends dragged me into this", etc....its as if they're satisfied being cookie cutter. Its funny how the cute ones who reply very selectively....they look meh when you see their full body shot...especially in the area.


Whats worse is its contagious. I see Brazilian girls on that site that have been in the country for less then a year who have already assimilated into this boring mindset and write shit like "I like shopping and bowling!"

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(10-07-2011 10:59 PM)stein Wrote:  WesternCancer, props for taking up the challenge-but doesn't her smartass attitude grate on you? Nothing turns me off faster than a wisecrackin' ho'

Check out these girls for comparison. They're No angels, but refreshingly straightforward.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/namekian
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/drunkahontas (gets points for humor since I LOL'd, but possibly a fatty)

I guess you're in it for kicks in which case, play on bro!

True, it is kind of a turnoff, but I think the satisfaction of bringing up PUA's/Mystery (because thats probably the only one shes heard of), post-sex would outweigh her fat girl attitude. Nothing like putting people in their place.
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I'm using both POF and OKCupid here in Brazil. I prefer to use OKCupid because it makes girls write more about themselves and thus it becomes easier to talk to them, but in where I am right now there aren't more than a dozen active girls, 8 of them bangable. POF has quantity and quality, but the girls don't give me much to work with, and its made even harder because American humor doesn't translate very well into Portuguese.

I borrowed a line from this thread and sent it to a dozen of the hottest girls and got 3 responses back. I sent them in Portuguese, "Are you one of those girls that takes forever to do her hair and makeup, or does it just look that way?" I sent this to them regardless of whether they had any makeup on in their pictures.

Their responses were:
1. It only looks that way. I don't do my hair when I go out, the only makeup I use is lipstick. I like a basic look, as natural as possible.
2. It only looks that way. kkkkkkk
3. kkkkkkk was that a criticism? No.. well yeah I'm vain, but to an extent, not exaggerated, because I don't have the time to be! I'm busy with school and work, of course I put up fotos from when I'm at my best. rsrs.

kkkkkk is the Brazilian equivalent of hahahaha, and rs or risos is their equivalent of lol.

I'm at a total loss for what to say to girl number 2 since she gave me nothing to work with and her profile is the typical "i love to hang out with friends music drink have fun and tee hee hee." I've got an idea of what to say to 1 and 3 but I wanted to get some expert opinions on how to best proceed.

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10-10-2011 09:04 PM
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I'm thinking about putting I'm a a year away from graduating with a high paying/exotic career. It might work. Just fill my profile up with lies that suggest I'm about to be balling
10-10-2011 09:57 PM
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in the interest of science, i have created a new profile in a city i don't live it to run some experiments.

Current profile is nothing but negs and disqualifiers except for one small section where i'm arrogant.

I am curious to see what the results might be. I will not message any girls and will see what kind of inbound traffic I get.

Here is the text:

Self Summary:
"Scary. Fancy.

The kind of guy your mom warned you about."

What I'm doing with my life:
"Looking for a woman who isn't a self-rationalizing attention-whoring entitlement pig. I'm tired of weeding through all the useless women who aren't worth my time."

The first things people usually notice about me:
"I'm tall, good looking, and smart. Actually...I'm really tall, very good looking, and exceptionally smart. No more Mr. Modest for me."

You should message me if:
"Do not message me if you are stupid, careless or self-centered, I have had plenty enough women who were only attractive on the outside.

Do not message me if you are just like all the other girls.

I'm picky as all hell, so bring your A-Game."

I posted two pics, one a close up of me looking scary and another of me in the ring after I won a fight with my hands up.

The only other data is that I put my height (6'4), said I was athletic, Executive and make between $150 and $250k.
10-11-2011 02:27 PM
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I created a new profile, got some good pics up (again me in exotic locations, with big groups of people having fun and with good looking girls), created waht is hopefully a funny and original profile and instead of me sending out loads of messages I just visited pages of any half decent girls to entice them into looking at my profile and hopefully messaging me. So far it hasn't had a great response, some of the girls I did message replied, not many who I just visited did (maybe like 2).

In my self summary bit instead of typing a big paragraph about me I just put "Here's what the critics have said about me...." and then had stuff like "More sex, drugs and rock n roll than The Rolling Stones - Q Magazine" and "The most handsome man on the website - OKCupid" or "Sex, drugs and insanity aren't for everyone but they work for XXX - Fox News" etc. Just silly stuff, thought it was a bit different and one girl said it was well written and funny but she also said it came across that I thought i was too good to be on the site. I've not mastered this online dating profile set up at all.
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@dc100 - i'll be interested to see how that plays out
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quick note. i made my profile in nyc. and fuck me, okcupid is showing me a parade of fuglies.

during my time online before, with my real profile, okcupid sent me a message saying it was determined that i was attractive and they'd be showing me more attractive people like me.

i thought that was bullshit at the time.

but it appears, without that tag, there is an endless supply of uglies put in front of you.

at least that is what it seems like without doing much searching.

and finally, this will be a good test for me if i ever get single again...i'm using current pictures of myself with a beard...grew it in over the last year. i was clean shaven and shaved head before... this should give me some idea of what the chicks prefer.
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Does anyone have any fake girl profiles active for daily message count? This thread is old in game time.
10-11-2011 08:34 PM
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Mechanico wing me. I updated my profile with new pics
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