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]I'm in 20005 area code on POF. I want to see how bad it really is. What's a good occupation to put for these dc sluts?


http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=22542965
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10-06-2011 02:47 AM
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I reactivated my old profile to get some excerpts for you guys. Reading it now, there are definitely things I would change but here are some highlights:

Opening line:

"I'm the one your mother warned you about."

"Think Epic. Staggeringly dynamic. Impossible to summarize. Attractive. Sharp. Funny. Kind to children and old people."

"Do message me if you're a tomboy princess, blindingly smart and uniquely attractive.

Late bloomers and old souls are particularly interesting.

I am sincerely looking for the exceptional. In all ways.

Do not message me if you are stripper, aspiring actress, bartender, waitress, have implants or are a scorpio, it never works out."


With respect to pictures I'd say the are very important. I had some of me in the ring (shirt off) , dj'ing, close ups, at the pool (shirt off), etc.

I like late bloomers (girls who got hot later in life) because they tend to be less princessy without having had a lifetime of dude's sweating them from their elementary school principals all the way to the very last dude she talked to before you...late bloomers are hot but still feel the need to win you over every time...love it.
10-06-2011 10:18 AM
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I think Roosh got it right. You DC dudes need to get the fuck out of there. I'm seeing more guys on this thread than girls worth any effort in the 20005.
10-06-2011 10:49 AM
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(10-06-2011 10:49 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  I think Roosh got it right. You DC dudes need to get the fuck out of there. I'm seeing more guys on this thread than girls worth any effort in the 20005.

That's why i give dc1000 a lot of credit. The pool of attractive women is small. Couple that with living in the "Biggest sausagefest on the Eastern seaboard" and the situation is that dire.

(10-05-2011 03:46 PM)dc1000 Wrote:  i'm 6'4, in shape, champion muay thai fighter, white, $150k+ in salary, dope pad in the best part of town (logan circle). Yes, all the stars line up for me, but really, it is the online profile that made it all work.

Def makes a lot more sense now. I read a few of your posts on the other thread you linked. Props btw.

You mentioned how a lot of those girls who were DTF at the beginning eventually tried to lock you down into a serious relationship. This has always been my suspicion with online dating. Basically most of the girls are looking to lock down some guy long term. So it's gonna be a lot tougher for minority guys as Tuthmosis said.

I know you found a hot 24 yo on there but most of the better looking girls tend to be between ages 26-30. I think it's because they are feeling the pressure from friends and family to settle down and they know their looks are about to fade. I was on both match and OKC at one point it is was rare to see a hot young 20-22 yo. Just my 2 cents.

Side note: Any minority guys reading this should check out this video:





This guy is a 5'6" asian man that says he has to email 500 women for every 1 BANG off online dating sites.
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(10-06-2011 10:49 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  I think Roosh got it right. You DC dudes need to get the fuck out of there. I'm seeing more guys on this thread than girls worth any effort in the 20005.

I realize this is more or less OT so I'll keep it short.

I just don't get the mad hate for DC. I've lived here damn near 20 years. Now, I understand that NYC and LA and SD and a few others are going to attract more hot women by virtue of their economies, but DC has its fair share. I think you guys are just going to the wrong fucking places.

There are like 8 major universities here. Do you think GW and Georgetown doesn't have its fair share of hotties? Or AU? Or GMU? There's all kinds of russian immigrants, polish braniacs and good ole fashion mid western farmer's daughters. There are argentines, brazilians, japanese, iranian, israeli. in fact, damn near every fucking country in the world is represented here.

if you go to Ultra bar or Adams Morgan, bro, you're going see shit girls.

I live on the very same block that Roosh references in Day Bang - where the P St Wholefoods is. And back and forth from the gym to my house I see at least one, if not two chicks I would seriously love to bang every single time. EVERY TIME.

Get on the Bisnow email list. Check gregslistdc, brightestyoungthings, embassy parties, etc. there are 25 year old ukranian bitches working at the world bank. find them.

anyway, enough of my soap box. i'm just saying, they are out there. they can be had.

and for fucking sure: everyone of them is complaining there are no guys in DC.
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(10-06-2011 11:04 AM)rakishness Wrote:  
(10-06-2011 10:49 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  I think Roosh got it right. You DC dudes need to get the fuck out of there. I'm seeing more guys on this thread than girls worth any effort in the 20005.

That's why i give dc1000 a lot of credit. The pool of attractive women is small. Couple that with living in the "Biggest sausagefest on the Eastern seaboard" and the situation is that dire.

(10-05-2011 03:46 PM)dc1000 Wrote:  i'm 6'4, in shape, champion muay thai fighter, white, $150k+ in salary, dope pad in the best part of town (logan circle). Yes, all the stars line up for me, but really, it is the online profile that made it all work.

Def makes a lot more sense now. I read a few of your posts on the other thread you linked. Props btw.

You mentioned how a lot of those girls who were DTF at the beginning eventually tried to lock you down into a serious relationship. This has always been my suspicion with online dating. Basically most of the girls are looking to lock down some guy long term. So it's gonna be a lot tougher for minority guys as Tuthmosis said.

I know you found a hot 24 yo on there but most of the better looking girls tend to be between ages 26-30. I think it's because they are feeling the pressure from friends and family to settle down and they know their looks are about to fade. I was on both match and OKC at one point it is was rare to see a hot young 20-22 yo. Just my 2 cents.

Thanks, dude. I know enough not to spit some BS on a site like this, the troll and BS detectors are on alert at all times.

yeah man, just about all of them tried to rope me into a real relationship after around 2-3 months. they all knew about the others and that i'd be possible out on a date with one before i saw her that night or whatever. or that i fucked one in the morning and then a different one at night. but after a while it begins to eat at them and they can't really deal with it.

i dont know if that is age specific or online specific or what. but after banging a bitch for 90 days 2 times a week, she's gonna get attached.

i couldnt figure out a way to keep them cool and keep them all, so eventually i'd just blow it all up and start all over again, leading to those crescendo weeks where i'd bang 3-5 new ones in one week.

then i met a girl that made me not want to see anyone else. the pussy was so fine that variety seemed less important and only more of this pussy would do. and here i am a year later banging the same girl on the trunk of my car in an isolated parking lot mid-day after i scooped her from work yesterday afternoon. good times.
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Look, I know it really helps being tall and all that.

But seriously, before I got my profile into the condition it was in eventually, I too was just emailing bitches for days not getting the response rate I really wanted.

it was once the profile rounded into shape that shit really started flowing.

don't use my being 6'4 as a means to discredit the online game or to give yourself an excuse not to try some of this shit.

google that line about the no strippers..you'll see tons of MF'ers using it out there because that shit works!!
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another good one I just dug up from that old thread:

"" Don't message me if you can't spell or read. I have had enough women who were just beautiful on the outside."

the beauty here is that it sounds like you're disqualifying them, which you are, but you're also DHV'ing by letting them know you've banged a bunch of hot chicks. AND you've tempted them with competition, having them think, 'well i'm hot AND smart, he'll love me'
10-06-2011 12:52 PM
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(10-04-2011 05:32 PM)Gmac Wrote:  There are a lot of ways to skin a cat. That is all.

Elaborate....

(10-04-2011 05:45 PM)dc1000 Wrote:  My favorite was something like: "Don't message me if you're a stripper, bartender, aspiring actress, have breast implants or are a Scorpio: It never works."

I would try a variation of that line however a problem I seem to have is hardly any girls look at my profile without me messaging them first so it's not going to be that effective for me. Maybe everyone else is getting plenty of people browsing their profile but not me even with a really great profile photo (it's unusual and they will not have seen a photo like this before)/

(10-05-2011 11:26 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Gmac, I have a friend who gets so much play on pof that he can't even log in without getting bombarded. Why I can't figure out. He had to stop because he couldn't keep up with all the sex/dates. Pm me if you want to see the profile it may help with your book. I witnessed this first hand and it's not B.S. It only took him 15 minutes to make the profile half drunk and his computer skills are almost non-exsistant.

Care to break down what he had on his profile?

(10-06-2011 10:18 AM)dc1000 Wrote:  I reactivated my old profile to get some excerpts for you guys. Reading it now, there are definitely things I would change but here are some highlights:

Opening line:

"I'm the one your mother warned you about."

"Think Epic. Staggeringly dynamic. Impossible to summarize. Attractive. Sharp. Funny. Kind to children and old people."

"Do message me if you're a tomboy princess, blindingly smart and uniquely attractive.

Late bloomers and old souls are particularly interesting.

I am sincerely looking for the exceptional. In all ways.

Do not message me if you are stripper, aspiring actress, bartender, waitress, have implants or are a scorpio, it never works out."

Again some good lines but probably works better if people are actively viewing your profile and it doesn't happen often enough for me. I need to message them first to get them to look at mines most of the time which means it takes a lot of work, I can't be bothered to send out so many messages just for the odd couple to bite back.
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del

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Most of them have their mail setting so jacked up I can't even message them.
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I live in a suburb of NYC, about 1 hour away. Distance is always a headache. Any advice for the suburbs when either of our homes is going to be 15 minutes away or more?
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My DC slaves - I had about 10 messages in my inbox today from some dc hoes I messaged last night. I hit them with that "I'm new in town and don't really know where to go blah blah". They seem like they want to help lol. Asking me how long I've been here, where I'm from, what I like doing. Maybe y'all can try the new guy in town role.

Edit its 8. I sent out a shitload of messages yesterday. Mechanico ae u using the fake profile? Tell them what I did and see what happens. Am I tripping or are these dc hoes extra lame? I hate the word but no swag or personality at all. Just seem generic and boooooooring
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(10-06-2011 02:24 PM)RandalGraves Wrote:  I live in a suburb of NYC, about 1 hour away. Distance is always a headache. Any advice for the suburbs when either of our homes is going to be 15 minutes away or more?

this is probably useless, but MOVE

you gotta be where the action is.
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Good stuff, I spent an hour going through that thread on the mma forum yesterday. Most of your photos were just black with ! over them, not sure if the image host deleted them?

I've run profiles on okcupid & pof a couple of times without any action. The second run I swapped out my profile photo and my profile views went way up and girls started responding to messages, but the quality just wasn't up to what I'm used to. I'm guessing the online stuff is better once you hit 30 because of the demographic skew (I'm 26 now.)

Does anything in your profile allude to your income?
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as a 6'3 good looking white guy w/a good income i'm here to tell you that you cant just fill in the 6'3/athletic category on these websites and expect to get results.

i have a female friend who is decent looking - maybe an 8 in her prime - who is now 37ish who went on an online dating site and wrote a blog about it - the amount of times she got contacted was just flat out ridiculous.
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(10-06-2011 07:49 PM)babelfish669 Wrote:  Good stuff, I spent an hour going through that thread on the mma forum yesterday. Most of your photos were just black with ! over them, not sure if the image host deleted them?

I've run profiles on okcupid & pof a couple of times without any action. The second run I swapped out my profile photo and my profile views went way up and girls started responding to messages, but the quality just wasn't up to what I'm used to. I'm guessing the online stuff is better once you hit 30 because of the demographic skew (I'm 26 now.)

Does anything in your profile allude to your income?

yeah i saw that. around page 30 or so (or sept 2010) there are still lots of pictures up...the girl with the collar and chain licking my semen off the mirror is my current squeeze.

my profile did mention that i was a former hedge fund guy and then sometimes i'd have my income posted in the data section but not always. kinda was testing it to see what kind of women i'd pull. i think i ended up leaving it unstated because i didnt want gold diggers...plus, i never spent shit on the women.

i can't speak highly enough about that thread on mixedmartialarts.com. many guys contributed to that thread for 18 months or more and there is pure gold in there. not only that but seeing the evolution of what worked and what didnt work.

it was like we were mad scientists conducting experiments with bitches and the internet and that thread, all 1700+ messages of it, is our log book.
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dc1000: Can you post some representative pics of girls you banged? Doesn't have to be actual girls, but something so we know what you're talking about.

It's happened here in the past where guys talked of high quantity, but their quality was in the 5 range. With your numbers I imagine that quality control is a problem, especially in a place like DC.

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(10-06-2011 09:52 PM)Roosh Wrote:  dc1000: Can you post some representative pics of girls you banged? Doesn't have to be actual girls, but something so we know what you're talking about.

It's happened here in the past where guys talked of high quantity, but their quality was in the 5 range. With your numbers I imagine that quality control is a problem, especially in a place like DC.

sure. this is me and my girl (met on okcupid,she messaged me, sept 2010) at a wedding in nyc this summer. keep in mind, i'm 6'4.

Roosh - btw, people you know know me and can vouch. danger and play, he knows all about it.

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and one that i mentioned in another post...

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polish immigrant from match.com

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body of another bang

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last one for now. this one was a bonafide model/actress with movies on fucking netflix.

this was from match.com

she messaged me
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(10-06-2011 02:41 PM)houston Wrote:  My DC slaves - I had about 10 messages in my inbox today from some dc hoes I messaged last night. I hit them with that "I'm new in town and don't really know where to go blah blah". They seem like they want to help lol. Asking me how long I've been here, where I'm from, what I like doing. Maybe y'all can try the new guy in town role.

Edit its 8. I sent out a shitload of messages yesterday. Mechanico ae u using the fake profile? Tell them what I did and see what happens. Am I tripping or are these dc hoes extra lame? I hate the word but no swag or personality at all. Just seem generic and boooooooring

houston, were the messages you sent out all copy/paste one-liners or did you customize for each one?
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was digging up some more and saw these:

this was the above actress' headshot

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another shot from my bathroom. dc lawyer type:

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probably one of the 'ugliest' i pulled:

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