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I have mixed feelings about Urban Dictionary, since its signal-to-noise ratio is heavily skewed toward garbage. But, it's occasionally good for some laughs.

One of the fun things you can do with it is look up first names of people you know, including yourself (assuming you know yourself). It's actually an excellent game to play with bitches. Thank me later, fuckers.

   

   

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Post: #3

Just looked up my name.

Nice to see the size of my cock is mentioned and how I get laid a lot. It'll sure give a girl some insight into who I am

This makes a good and smooth transition into some sexual conversation, will use it on my next date.

Nice find Tuth!

Post: #4

I still don't get how you cats embed all this shit on the forum. . .

Quote:Wycked:

To be hellishly awesome. One of the greatest and cheesiest ways of describing something cool that most likely has something to do with the '80s. You "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" fans know exactly what I mean...

Also can be said to alert others of a nice beard in the area.
"Holy shit! Did you see that wycked wizard fighting an orc on the moon with lightning poster?"

(Some dude walks by with a beard that looks like its from a fantasy novel series) (Friend looks at other friend with an impressed look on his face), "Wycked..."

Post: #5

I didn't know I was an amazing guitarist...

Quote:sargon

(n.) A fucking amazing guitarist.

Bill: Dude, did you see that guy onstage last night??

Ted: Yeah man, he was dishin' it out like a fuckin sargon!!

Other than that...looking up my real name, I find [name edited out]...

Quote:a complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls

That Guy Is Definantly A ...
Oh Man What A ...!

Quote: Litteral Meaning- God exists [funny, considering I'm an atheist/agnostic].
MY MEANING

Anyone named [...] will never die a virgin. '

A very manly man.

DUDE! [...] is an amazing person!

Quote:A kind boy who knows just what to say and when to say it. Often boys with this name end up charming any girl who they come in contact with. Sweet and innocent he is the perfect boy. Always lovable and caring.

"My dear friend [...] is so amazing."

Post: #6

^^^@ Sargon: if you Google the definition it shows your name. FYI might want to edit that.


Christian
"Someone who is tired of searching their name on the internet and recieving only religion-related results, overall an awesome person, extremely intelligent and attractive

Christian searched his name on Google and ended up on the website for a local church"



"McQueen
Of or like Steve McQueen. A man's man. Cool, tough, confident, kick-ass.

My bro Paul lives like McQueen."

Post: #7

I suspected it would be easy to figure out...doesn't bother me too much.

Post: #8

My username

Quote:Felix
1. A person with a large dick.

2. A pimp.

3. A person who will become succesful in some way.
He is such a Felix, I wish i was him.

So I either have a large dick or pimp or successful in some way, didn't know that

as for my name

Quote:extremely hot chick who is an animal in the sack and gives you a throbbing cock

don't know how to feel about this

Post: #9

Tuth is your first name Samir?

Post: #10

Quote: the dude
the man for his time and place
You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude, so that's what you call me. Or maybe His Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Quote:A resident of the land of aquarius, conqueror of the Swedish acid queen, and master of falling asleep while performing everyday activities such as eating or smoking a nickel nug.

In looking up my real name, it's mostly entries from girls that have a bf with my name. "A *my name* is totally well hung and the best bf on earth, everyone loves him blah blah blah blah"

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Quote: steve
Steve (short for Steven/Stephen) is a name associated with power and awesomeness.
An Australian male with the name Steve should be praised constantly.
Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of kings, sports stars and top blokes.
It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Nostradamus and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Steve should be put away because it would be difficult for any young male to have such a burden placed on their shoulders.
However this theory was rebuked by the AOS (Association of Steve's) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Steve they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much greatness, authority and laid-backednesss.
Parents who embed their children with this hallowed name shall receive an all round champ of a son for their knowledgeable choice.
My name is Steve
All hail Steve, the almighty

Quote: skeeze
1. a male or female who is ammoral and dirty. 2. a word used to insult just about anyone.
Go home you dirty skeeze!

Sounds about right.

Post: #12

(05-06-2014 03:09 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  In looking up my real name, it's mostly entries from girls that have a bf with my name. "A *my name* is totally well hung and the best bf on earth, everyone loves him blah blah blah blah"

Same with mine.

Not that I'm complaining.

Wald

Post: #13

This is my favorite of my name. I can't help but wonder how they figured me out so well.... whoever wrote that must be a Pisces.

Quote:He is very smart and also very funny. He'll do anything for his lady friends. but sorry ladies he usually falls for Jordans(girl) and other girls that aren't stuck up anorexic hoes. He doesn't like to rush relationships and likes to take his time with girls he hates rushing right into the first kiss

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Delete

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(05-06-2014 08:50 AM)soup Wrote:  Tuth is your first name Samir?

I just thought of a great meme gif, if only I had the IRT template picture.

Pretend you see it with this caption:

MODERATES RVF FROM TINY PHONE

BANGS HOT CHICKS NIGHTLY

Post: #16

so dang sexy all the guys love her and want to be with her. when she steps in the room everyone looks. every guy wants to be with her and every girl wants to BE her. she has a nice butt too and sexy dance moves. she's SO hot
THE HOTTEST GIRL EVER TO WALK THE EARTH
Hottest guy ever (me):DANG SHE IS THE SEXIEST GIRL IVE EVER SEEN."
Friend: "Duh, thats SKYE!"
Me: "I want her!"
Friend: "So does evrybody else"'

Welp. Apparently I'm on the wrong side of the spectrum here. I'll see you guys when the carousel stops spinning.

Post: #17

I like this one in particular:




Edit: Guys, there is no point in editing out/censoring your name. If you're posting in here then everyone can find your real name if they want my simply googling the description you posted her. For example I know Sargon's real name is Jesse. Anyone who can google can find that out. Might as well just post your real name here, like I did, or just not post in this thread at all.

Post: #18

Oh shit... I am a huge beta:

Quote:Someone who is the nicest person you will ever meet. He is dedicated and hardworking, and is determined when he sets his mind on things. A Lorenzo will always be there, when the rest of the world turns its back on you. He will be the one to help you in your time of need.

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