Post: #151

(10-28-2018 09:11 PM)Kona Wrote:  ^^^^ Ok, that's a funny joke there. Good job. I already gave you a reputation point, so I deleted it, then updated it and gave it right back.

Serious question though. If those gals were out with one guy, who pays the bill in such a situation?

Are you just paying for both? Do you only pay for the one you want to date and the so-called "third wheel" pays for herself? Does everyone pay individually?

Can someone please clear this up.

Aloha!

You could probably ask them.

They seem like cheerful, positive girls. I remember watching a documentary on their life, and from the sounds of it, they are happy to talk to people and answer questions. The only thing that upsets them is when people just stare at them, which is understandable.

It is an interesting situation that can't help but have any curious person speculating. Most of us are so used to thinking about ourselves as separate beings, that the idea of sharing everything with one other person all the time is almost unthinkable.

What happens when they get in a fight? Who controls what parts of the body? These questions sound more like the plot of a movie than they do of real life and are hard to mentally get a handle on.

A long time ago I read an article about conjoined twins and from the sounds of it, often these girls are married to different men. So, on conjugal nights, what does the other one do, just go into a dissociative state? Join in? What?

I think that because this is how it has always been for them, they must have figured out a way to work things out with each other in some sort of equitable way. Maybe they keep a running tally of who got to do what and who owes who a favor.

If you imagine it not from the point of view of what is normal, or at least usual, but more from a spiritual point of view, as in, what lessons can a soul learn from constantly being in the presence of the same other soul for your whole life, then it has to be said that these girls are probably experts on cooperation, conflict resolution, and logistics at the very least.

I found the reaction to being stared at the most memorable aspect of the documentary and never forgot it. They find that even worse than being yelled at, insulted, or laughed at.

No one likes just being stared at, as if you are not even a person anymore, just an thin that is the object of a kind of unloving fascination. These two must have experienced this many times and it is a major sore spot.

I learned an important lesson from that. If you see someone whose appearance is way outside the norm, either engage with them or leave them alone. It was good to learn that they don't mind talking to people, even if it is only to answer questions that they have heard a million times over.

Post: #152

I saw Siamese twins in the Bangkok airport once (in siam). It was really shocking. Two heads on one body. They looked to be Chinese and rather tall. Their family made a perimeter around them as they walked through the airport to shield them from view. I was aware enough not to stare.

Post: #153

(10-28-2018 09:48 PM)Brother Abdul Majeed Wrote:  My mum and I once got into an elevator at the hotel we were staying at and Colonel Sanders and a couple of other guys were in there.

He said "Good morning ma'am" to my mum and doffed his hat ever so slightly. My mum was thrilled with that.
We didn't eat fast food very often in our household because my mum was a bit old-fashioned and cooked meals herself, but on the odd occasion we did, it was always KFC since then. Every fucking time.

That's pretty damn cool to be fair.

Post: #154

The entire Kpop band EXO. I was on the same flight as them, sitting one row ahead.

I've gamed and gotten blown out by Emily Weisband at a Nashville bar, whose a renowned country songwriter who penned several hits. Not sure if she counts as a celebrity, but she has sung duets with several country stars that get radio airplay.

Approaching her by guessing whether she's Ukrainian didn't go down well with her at all.....

Post: #155

Quote:4.5/10 WB; 4.4/10 WNB

Are you more flattered by this picture?

Post: #156

I shook Les Claypool's hand after a concert and had a very short and inane conversation with Zappa alumnus Ike Willis.

I almost said something to Buzz Osborne from the Melvins but couldn't think of anything (he was standing 2 feet away from me getting a beer before he played his set).

I also was within 30 feet of WI governor Scott Walker once, he's balder in person. (He would have gotten slaughtered had he gotten nominated for president, I think.)

EDIT: Robert Spencer of Jihad Watch probably doesn't count, but him too. For someone who runs around with a provocateur like Pam Gellar, I was extremely impressed with him.

Post: #157

What would it be like if the twins got their own reality show and they asked you to be their husband? and they promised you they would get:


1) DDD implants

2) Cosmetic surgery to make their face more symmetrical like Jennifer Aniston

3) A weekly check from the TV show

4) A House

5) A Car


And what if the kicker was you had to have biological children with them.


Would you?

Post: #158

^I always feel a tinge of sadness when I see them. I couldn't imagine being in that situation, it must be hell.
It could always be worse, though; imagine if you had a gay Siamese twin brother...

Serious point, though: they share reproductive organs. If they were impregnated, who would be the mother/aunt? Not being facetious; how would this work out legally?
And, on a less serious note, does this mean that if you make one of them come, they both orgasm?

Post: #159

(10-30-2018 08:04 PM)Al OPeesha Wrote:  ^I always feel a tinge of sadness when I see them. I couldn't imagine being in that situation, it must be hell.
It could always be worse, though; imagine if you had a gay Siamese twin brother...

Serious point, though: they share reproductive organs. If they were impregnated, who would be the mother/aunt? Not being facetious; how would this work out legally?
And, on a less serious note, does this mean that if you make one of them come, they both orgasm?

My understanding is that at some point in their body there is a sort of high meridian. Let's say it's somewhere on their chest. Above this area, the sensations are not fused. So, the one on the right feels the right arm and the one on the left feels the left arm. But the sensations fuse beyond a certain point. So, even though one controls one side and one controls the other, they both feel sensation. It would be an interesting experiment to finally see how much a woman's mind affects her ability to orgasm. It is possible that even with physical stimulation that both can feel, only one would climax.