Post: #226

Pity myself that I'm from San Francisco. We have room for Anita Sarkeesian but I'll never be able to have room for one of those pygmy goats or a zebra. Not to mention we're the hub for gay men and Berkeley hipsters. The only upside is a large pool of tourists for gaming.

Post: #227

Interesting, I haven't seen Soup post on here in weeks, it seems that he has jumped ship over to Christian McQueen's forum, I hadn't been too active on here for a while, I'm still wondering what happened with the fall out between Roosh and McQueen, they seemed all chummy and friends, I guess that didn't last too long. I also wonder if McQueen offered Soup a role as a moderator or something, because it doesn't make sense that he'd completely quit posting on RVF to switch to McQueen's forum.

Post: #228

Delete

Post: #229

You click on a thread and your computer cease up as if there is a glitch in The Matrix but you just wait it out a bit because it's a GIF heavy worthy post by Lord Ecxelsior.

   

Post: #230

You catch yourself clicking the like button on old posts and ponder why you did'nt before only to humbly conclude that you're part of something that continues to elevate your consciousness.

Post: #231

When your friends from college who are all liberals suddenly realize you are... different

Post: #232

When your friends and family say to you "why do you hate fat women so much?"

Post: #233

When you can easily fight off 30 white knights at a club

Post: #234

When you want to use RVF Gifs over a smartphone messaging app and get sad when you realize you can't.

Post: #235

When girls text you asking if they come over, but you say no because you have more important things to do.

Post: #236

When a lead goes dead you don't give a fuck and find another.

Post: #237

When you go the beautiful islands in the South of Thailand but you fuck back off to Bangkok after four days because none of the girls are wearing high heels

Post: #238

When you start imagining whole conversations carried out purely in gifs.

Post: #239

When she insists on a condom but you've run out, then she asks you to go out to buy some and you say fuck off, and then she lets you go in raw

Post: #240

When you associate flags with sexual conquests.

Post: #241

(12-02-2014 01:11 AM)Dusty Wrote:  When your friends and family say to you "why do you hate fat women so much?"

When a fat woman appears on TV, or is mentioned in an article, and everyone looks to you for a comment.

Post: #242

(12-02-2014 06:01 AM)FretDancer Wrote:  When you want to use RVF Gifs over a smartphone messaging app and get sad when you realize you can't.

When you memorized RVF gifs and can write then on your smartphone.

P.S - Keep a GIF folder in your phone, along with memes.

Post: #243

When your friends can't understand why you insist on spelling the word pussy as poosy.

When your friend asks you to pick up a danish at the bakery, you refuse and say, "sorry, but I like my women feminine."

When, to you, every week is Fat Shaming Week.

When it becomes impossible for a group of people that includes you to watch romantic comedies since you're too busy pointing out how it would never happen like that in real life.

When you actively seek out, and attempt to date, girls with an eating disorder.

When you walk out unhesitatingly on a date within seconds because she didn't wear a skirt or heels like you told her to in your confirmation text.

HSLD

Post: #244

When you give Roosh $21.

Post: #245

When you know the exact high traffic post up spots within minutes of entering a new bar.

Post: #246

(08-11-2014 02:06 PM)Praetor Lupus Wrote:  After months and perhaps even years of being too scared to admit your attraction towards women (having been surrounded by feminists), you see a hot dime walking past and say aloud, "I would hit that like the fist of Zeus himself."

"Fist of Zeus" gxgxglxlglwllllxzzzz hahahahah

+1 rep point for poetic licentiousness.

Post: #247

When a girl you knew in university and haven't seen in years posts a photo on Facebook of her receiving her PhD in a STEM field, and all you can think of is ..... damn, she hit the wall hard.

Post: #248

When you have more girls numbers than you can physically meet up with and cancel on them simply because you feel like going to the gym and watching Sons of Anarchy instead.

When you get a blow job in a car from a girl you've never met in person before and without a single word being spoken.

Post: #249

When you wake up and the first thing you do is check the forum for new posts.

Post: #250

when you laugh at the term "hug-close"