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RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
The bottle of scotch is kept ON TOP of your desk within easy reach of your keyboard instead of in a drawer.

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08-10-2014 06:44 PM
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RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
You talk with your mother about women marrying too late after riding the cock carrousel, how feminism is destroying society, how you will only marry a feminine woman, how gender pay gap is a myth, how you will be labelled a sexist if you are not PC.
And have her nod as you talk.
08-10-2014 08:29 PM
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You frequently adjust your body positioning to something more dominant.

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08-10-2014 08:56 PM
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Post: #204
RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
You troll your feminist friends on Facebook and in person.

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08-11-2014 06:23 AM
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After months and perhaps even years of being too scared to admit your attraction towards women (having been surrounded by feminists), you see a hot dime walking past and say aloud, "I would hit that like the fist of Zeus himself."
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If you've been banned by Roosh at least once.

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09-22-2014 04:35 AM
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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09-22-2014 09:04 AM
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When you see a post and instantly know which animated gif to reply with
09-22-2014 10:00 AM
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RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
(08-11-2014 06:23 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  You troll your feminist friends on Facebook and in person.

I would be interested in seeing a threat just on this.

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09-22-2014 10:33 AM
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RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
When you read in the paper "Brazilian town of mostly HOT women want men - but they must do as WE say" and your immediate thought is "I'll pass, thanks."

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09-22-2014 12:00 PM
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RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
...when asking for a PET SHOP is the first thing you do when traveling to a city abroad.

"Fart, and if you must, fart often. But always fart without apology. Fart for freedom, fart for liberty, and fart proudly" (Ben Franklin)
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If you have a choice to buy the same item in the colour red or blue, you choose red.
09-22-2014 12:18 PM
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Sadly watching post wall coworker broads eat popcorn but fully aware nothing exciting is about to happen.Confused

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11-18-2014 12:47 AM
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(09-22-2014 10:00 AM)cpred Wrote:  When you see a post and instantly know which animated gif to reply with

When you hear something in person and think about which gif you'd respond to it with.
11-18-2014 01:28 AM
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You think 8-ball jackets are awesome again.
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(09-22-2014 10:33 AM)runsonmagic Wrote:  
(08-11-2014 06:23 AM)Parlay44 Wrote:  You troll your feminist friends on Facebook and in person.

I would be interested in seeing a threat just on this.

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RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
You see white knighting in real life and you scowl with disgust.

You almost never give the female the benefit of the doubt, either.

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RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
You shake your head when you see a guy in public with a wildebeest. More so if he's decent looking etc.

You judge all other men by their body language.

You switch off the TV when white knighting faggotts start talking feminist bullshit.

Instead of apologising, you laugh when girls call you "mean" etc.

You slap your girl's ass anytime, anywhere, with a smile, on a whim.

You build your entire day around when you prefer to go to the gym.

You have begun to dislike guys you've known and been friends with for decades.

You feel overcome with relief when you get your warning level back down to 0%.
11-18-2014 06:30 AM
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^ Only 10 more days to go 'til 0%!

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When your texts from girls start to look like this:

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11-18-2014 07:00 AM
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When you start saying "game recognized" out loud.

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11-18-2014 11:18 AM
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Always pressing the refresh button for posts updates.
11-18-2014 11:56 AM
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RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
When a majority of friends that you wing and game with are Roosh Crew(hey this is NYC and there is a dearth of RVF players).

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11-18-2014 12:08 PM
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^ ditto for me.

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Interesting, I haven't seen Soup post on here in weeks, it seems that he has jumped ship over to Christian McQueen's forum, I hadn't been too active on here for a while, I'm still wondering what happened with the fall out between Roosh and McQueen, they seemed all chummy and friends, I guess that didn't last too long. I also wonder if McQueen offered Soup a role as a moderator or something, because it doesn't make sense that he'd completely quit posting on RVF to switch to McQueen's forum.
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