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RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
When you go to meet another forum member for the first time, you just look for the guy in a suit and pocket square.
02-25-2014 09:20 PM
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RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
I was sitting at a cafe area eating lunch the other day and at the next table there was an asian 6 sitting next to an indian dude.

The first thing I thought of was "Rofl she props her feet up on the other chair like she's getting a cervical exam. Talking to the dude like a loud mouthy cunt too, sad how america ruins these american born asians."

The second thing I thought of was "Hah this IRT is orbiting this bitch, no way he's hitting that poosy tonight... or ever."

The third thing I thought of was this thread.

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02-27-2014 02:04 PM
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Post: #153
RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
When you walk by chicks and all you think of is how much weight they should lose to be bangable. Did that today when I went out for a walk. 10 lbs of weight loss would have fixed her.
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02-27-2014 08:34 PM
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Post: #154
RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
When my teacher said that "Just because I am 6'2 and have short hair doesn't mean I'm any less feminine or beautiful."

Wasn't even related to BIO either

I looked around to see if anyone else was shaking their head or laughing...there was no one Confused
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02-27-2014 08:45 PM
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Post: #155
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You see the word "love" as an expression of enthusiasm in written correspondence by a man and cringe.
02-28-2014 01:05 AM
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Post: #156
RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
You say, "I'm gonna run downtown to the coffee shop and grocery store to keep my day game fresh." when a bro at the gym asks your day plans... and laugh when he looks confused at the term "day game".

Forgetting not everyone knows these terms because me and all my close friends do.
03-07-2014 06:42 PM
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RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
You read the forum while the scent of condom wafts off your exposed penis.
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03-07-2014 08:19 PM
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(03-07-2014 08:19 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  You read the forum while the scent of condom wafts off your exposed penis.

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03-07-2014 09:32 PM
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Whenever you see a merry-go-round, it evokes a certain phallic metaphor...
03-18-2014 11:32 PM
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RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
You crack up and take photos of many otherwise inconspicuous products or objects that you stumble upon that contain the following words: Alpha, Beta, Omega, Dick, Hamster, Game, Flakes.
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03-19-2014 06:13 AM
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You look at an indian guy and wonder if he is a race troll.
03-19-2014 06:30 AM
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Post: #162
RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
You instinctively scan the crowd looking for IOIs.
You troll girls you know for not being feminine enough.
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03-19-2014 06:42 AM
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Post: #163
RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
You place little stock in what women say to you, whether it be of praise or derision.
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03-29-2014 08:04 AM
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Post: #164
RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
(03-07-2014 08:19 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  You read the forum while the scent of condom wafts off your exposed penis.

Nah, true RVFs just rawdog it.
03-29-2014 11:24 PM
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Post: #165
RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
When you punctuate your lamer moments with the phrase "top that, motherfuckers."
Read my work on Return of Kings here.
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03-30-2014 12:49 AM
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After tonight I'm thinking about getting finger condoms.
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03-30-2014 01:09 AM
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What about tongue condoms, need some of those
03-30-2014 01:51 AM
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RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
When the first thing you do when you're playing GTA 5 on your friends' PS3 is suit up all the characters and grow them beards.
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You throw shit on girls who give you attitude
06-16-2014 03:27 PM
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RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
You have contemplated the purchasing of a zebra at one point or another.
(11-15-2014 09:06 AM)Little Dark Wrote:  This thread is not going in the direction I was hoping for.
06-16-2014 04:22 PM
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You enjoy forum meltdowns more than movies and keep a stock of popcorn at your place just in case.
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06-17-2014 02:09 AM
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You check RVF every morning like it's the daily newspaper.
06-17-2014 03:21 AM
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RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
She says you're weird, you agree and amplify, and instead of crashing and burning she starts laughing and gets interested.

HER: You're acting kind weird
YOU: VERY weird. I'm a big genius. ( icon with sunglasses)
HER: Haha you're crazy!!!

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RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
(06-16-2014 04:22 PM)Oz. Wrote:  You have contemplated the purchasing of a zebra at one point or another.

And you know what a "high quality zebra" looks like
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RE: You know When You've Become a True RVFer when..
Your friends can't understand why you hate cats.
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