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Cheetah · 01-15-2015 03:28 AM

(01-15-2015 03:09 AM)hwuzhere Wrote: When ugly/fat girls no longer appear in your field of vision unless they get involved with you due to an outside force or talking to you.

Be careful when you drive though, they have a habit of leaving big dents on the car.

FANATICAL · 01-15-2015 04:31 AM

When you smile as you estimate how fast a girl is traveling vs the distance to the Wall... Tick, tick

Comte De St. Germain · 01-15-2015 10:38 AM

(01-15-2015 03:28 AM)Cheetah Wrote:
(01-15-2015 03:09 AM)hwuzhere Wrote: When ugly/fat girls no longer appear in your field of vision unless they get involved with you due to an outside force or talking to you.

Be careful when you drive though, they have a habit of leaving big dents on the car.

Someone is speaking from experience Laugh4

Cheetah · 01-15-2015 03:54 PM

^^^

Haha, not really but it is easy to guess what would happen to your car.

JoyStick · 01-16-2015 01:54 AM

When you see a video on Youtube with a catchy title but skip over it when you realize it's a Gawker or a BuzzFeed video.

Praetor Lupus · 04-13-2015 03:34 PM

When you watch the headlines come up on Sky News and Bloomberg expecting at least one of them to be a Steve McMahon styled one, with a story to match.

komatiite · 06-13-2015 03:12 AM

Oops had a good one but my android betrayed me. Delete

eljeffster · 06-13-2015 01:27 PM

First you think "I can't believe guys get away with this shit."

Then you think "I can't believe I am getting away with this shit."

Then you think "I know I can get away with this shit."

Ingocnito · 06-13-2015 01:41 PM

..when over the period of a few years the quality of the women you attract increases, you piss off the lower quality women you were once with more than ever, and your life starts to go better in general because you stuck to your new awakened reality.

LeeEnfield303 · 06-13-2015 01:47 PM

(01-16-2015 01:54 AM)JoyStick Wrote: When you see a video on Youtube with a catchy title but skip over it when you realize it's a Gawker or a BuzzFeed video.

"Never judge a porn clip by its thumbnail."

Gmac · 06-13-2015 01:49 PM

When people start referring to you as the guy who banged the date lab chick.

~~Driesinator~~ · 06-13-2015 06:40 PM

You get this odd feeling inside you when a girl tells you she's been to Dubai.

Cobra · 06-13-2015 07:27 PM

You see someone trolling in the real world and picture a huge strike through line on their face immediately.

Kingsley Davis · 06-23-2015 01:51 PM

Your local library, local so called Mom & Pop Bookshop and Barnes & Noble do not carry your requested reading materials.

Comte De St. Germain · 06-24-2015 01:39 AM

When your friends ask you for romantic advice but don't listen to Jack shit you say then rinse and repeat asking you for help again in a repetitive cycle.

When all your friend gets back with his crazy ex and gets promise rings with her, and all you can do is roast him for it. Especially when one week earlier he was clearly pulling as a successful wingman and helped roast the same crazy ex with you for two hours as she sat and watched. Don't know if he has game to the point that she would do anything for him(as shown with the roasting) or if he's walking into bait. All the same pouring out a bottle for the poor sap obsessed with monogamy and going back to an established crazy.

AneroidOcean · 06-24-2015 03:20 AM

(06-24-2015 01:39 AM)hwuzhere Wrote: When your friends ask you for romantic advice but don't listen to Jack shit you say then rinse and repeat asking you for help again in a repetitive cycle.

When all your friend gets back with his crazy ex and gets promise rings with her, and all you can do is roast him for it. Especially when one week earlier he was clearly pulling as a successful wingman and helped roast the same crazy ex with you for two hours as she sat and watched. Don't know if he has game to the point that she would do anything for him(as shown with the roasting) or if he's walking into bait. All the same pouring out a bottle for the poor sap obsessed with monogamy and going back to an established crazy.

When you try to "not" game a girl and try to setup your mates and then realize that, "fuck, I'm gaming this girl even harder by trying to bow out/ignore/eat my food"

germanico · 06-24-2015 03:57 PM

(06-24-2015 01:39 AM)hwuzhere Wrote: When all your friend gets back with his crazy ex and gets promise rings with her, and all you can do is roast him for it. Especially when one week earlier he was clearly pulling as a successful wingman and helped roast the same crazy ex with you for two hours as she sat and watched.

When you see the words "friend" and "roast" in the same sentence and you instantly think of a spit-roasted chick.

Comte De St. Germain · 06-24-2015 04:01 PM

(06-24-2015 03:57 PM)germanico Wrote:
(06-24-2015 01:39 AM)hwuzhere Wrote: When all your friend gets back with his crazy ex and gets promise rings with her, and all you can do is roast him for it. Especially when one week earlier he was clearly pulling as a successful wingman and helped roast the same crazy ex with you for two hours as she sat and watched.

When you see the words "friend" and "roast" in the same sentence and you instantly think of a spit-roasted chick.

Conscious Pirate · 06-25-2015 02:20 AM

...when you stop trying to find reasons to excuse poor behaviour & start seeing others for exactly what they are...

Controlling
Unreasonable
Narcissistic
Two Faced
Solipsists / Shysters (take your pick)

C.U.N.T.S.

redbeard · 06-25-2015 09:26 AM

(06-25-2015 02:20 AM)Conscious Pirate Wrote: ...when you stop trying to find reasons to excuse poor behaviour & start seeing others for exactly what they are...

Controlling
Unreasonable
Narcissistic
Two Faced
Solipsists / Shysters (take your pick)

C.U.N.T.S.

Someone hasn't gotten laid in a while.

Phoenix · 06-25-2015 09:41 AM

^ He's from Australia, I understand what he meant. Words and actions not being motivated by 'truth', or 'sensibleness', but merely as levers by which you apply your arrogance and desire to dominate other people.

Eddie Winslow · 06-25-2015 10:15 AM

When people ask you to donate money towards AIDS research and you can only think "Just don't let gay men blow loads in your ass. It's free."

Medic42 · 06-25-2015 11:34 PM

When you start wondering who the wives of the mangina's you know are fucking on the side.

germanico · 06-26-2015 12:21 AM

(06-25-2015 11:34 PM)Medic42 Wrote: When you start wondering who the wives of the mangina's you know are fucking on the side.

When its you who they are fucking.

Comte De St. Germain · 06-26-2015 12:25 AM

(06-26-2015 12:21 AM)germanico Wrote:
(06-25-2015 11:34 PM)Medic42 Wrote: When you start wondering who the wives of the mangina's you know are fucking on the side.

When its you who they are fucking.

When they tell their friends about it too whom promptly fuck you too.

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