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Tips for apartment neighbor
So I just discovered that my apartment neighbor next door is an attractive girl, the only issue is that she is a recent Chinese immigrant. Her English is okay, but I'm not sure about how to go introducing myself. It's a pretty big complex and you don't often run into the same people. Ask for a cup of sugar?
12-28-2013 02:27 PM
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RE: Tips for apartment neighbor
Knock on her door holding a bottle of wine/champagne or vodka and a box of condoms.

"Hi I'm here with your Welcome Wagon Basket"
12-28-2013 03:02 PM
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(12-28-2013 03:02 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  Knock on her door holding a bottle of wine/champagne or vodka and a box of condoms.

"Hi I'm here with your Welcome Wagon Basket"

She will either drop her panties immediately, or you will be pepper sprayed.
12-28-2013 03:21 PM
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See if she has a spare phone charger.
12-29-2013 11:12 PM
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RE: Tips for apartment neighbor
(12-28-2013 03:21 PM)CaliforniaSupreme Wrote:  
(12-28-2013 03:02 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  Knock on her door holding a bottle of wine/champagne or vodka and a box of condoms.

"Hi I'm here with your Welcome Wagon Basket"

She will either drop her panties immediately, or you will be pepper sprayed.

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12-29-2013 11:16 PM
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RE: Tips for apartment neighbor
Ask for a fortune cookie. They always have one.

Make your own text on a piece of paper ("I want to see you naked" or something) and plant it as the one you got in her cookie.

Playfully accuse her of being a pervert.
12-30-2013 04:32 AM
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RE: Tips for apartment neighbor
I don't think this situation calls for anything elaborate.

Back in the old days it was not creepy or weird to simply introduce yourself to a new neighbor in a friendly way.

When you see her pass by say:

Hi you must be the new the tenant in #456 My name is X. Welcome to the neighborhood I live in apartment #234 near you. How are you settling in etc. blah blah. It is a great complex (add positives +amenities) I have been here for X number of years. Then tell her about yourself and impress her with some of your better qualities (job, hobbies, activities, travel).

I like the potential language issue. It may be an advantage to you. Either you could help her with her English or you could want to (suddenly) learn Mandarin.
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12-30-2013 04:32 AM
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RE: Tips for apartment neighbor
Create trust/comfort

Create attraction

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12-30-2013 05:00 AM
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