Post: #1

I think they're both attractive, BUT

J. Law is an averagely cute girl.
Candice is other-worldly.

Post: #2

You need some more pics for this poll... I'm to lazy to google this Candice girl this morning.

Post: #3

One is pornstar hot while the other is GND hot.

I didn't know whom that swoooppnenswiffer whatever her name is chick was. She's a VS model so she's way to tall for what I like.

Jennifer Lawrence got the GND look I'm always a fan of.

Post: #4

@cr33pin, if you can't immediately tell, the terrorists have won

Post: #5

Well in those pics the girl on the left looks better. In Jennifer Lawrences defense I have seen better photos of her then the one you posted.

I could take a mediocre photo of a 9 and put it up against a 6's hottest photo and people may vote for the 6 as being hotter

Post: #6

70:30



I think we need a control group to make sure we can trust these results.

How about Barbara Palvin vs. Lindy West?

Post: #7

I'm on my phone, you're welcome to add more pics.

And girl next door is how I would describe Jennifer. Candice doesn't look typical in any of her pics.

I wouldn't call her porn star hot, mainly because vast majority of p stars are glammed up girls next door.

Google Candice without makeup, and then Jennifer or 99% of porn stars.

For me the choice is night and day.

WIA

Post: #8

Candice Swanepoel is genuinely gorgeous, J-Law is merely cute. As an aside, J-Law is clearly a film actress, and have you ever noticed that "hot" movie stars today aren't as hot as movie stars in past decades. The most beautiful actresses today are far more well-known for their TV work than their film work. For example, Minka Kelly:

Post: #9

Minka Kelly's dad is a rockstar and her mom was a stripper. When I found that out I said, yea makes sense.

Post: #10

(12-19-2013 10:41 AM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  

I think they're both attractive, BUT

J. Law is an averagely cute girl.
Candice is other-worldly.

Candice is obviously hotter, since she resembles what they try to photoshop Lawrence into. Longer neck, less manly-jawline, more defined chin, lower clavicles.



Candice understands you have to work out and eat right to look good. Lawrence thinks it's beneath her.

Basically, I look at Lawrence and see the same warning signs you'd see in Kirsty Alley in the 80's. We all know how that ended.

Post: #11

This is no contest.

Candice blows Jennifer out of the water.

For you guys on the fence, go fuck a blonde cheerleader all American girl, then fuck a girl of Candice's caliber.

You'll know the moment you bust.

Post: #12

We need an option for neither. Lawrence looks hideous without make-up and is extremely overrated in the looks department. I've also never found Swanepoel's face all that attractive. There are much better looking women in Athlone's 10 thread than either of these two.

Post: #13

J Law all the way. I would eat a full Norman Rockwell style Thanksgiving spread out of the crack of her Silver Linings Playbook-era ass. I'd make her dress up in her Hunger games outfit, set her loose in a swamp for a couple days with a bunch of medieval weapons, catch her and give her this hand gesture



right in her musky cooch. She is a wholesome red blooded corn fed young woman. Suitable for shacking up with in the mountains Randy Weaver style. Something about that type gives me unholy wood.

Nothing against Swanepoel.

Post: #14

My boy Eros put me onto Candace a few weeks ago. She's as top shelf as it gets out here. Check out her youtube and instagram vids and pics. Unreal. No contest in the question about her vs. JL.

Post: #15

(12-19-2013 04:55 PM)delicioustacos Wrote:  right in her musky cooch. She is a wholesome red blooded corn fed young woman. Suitable for shacking up with in the mountains Randy Weaver style. Something about that type gives me unholy wood.

How about after she cut her hair and went with the feminist hair style?

She might have started off as a wholesome red blooded woman, but she has morphed into a feminist bitch who wants to see more fat women roam this planet.

Post: #16

(12-19-2013 05:06 PM)Flavius Aetius Wrote:  

(12-19-2013 04:55 PM)delicioustacos Wrote:  right in her musky cooch. She is a wholesome red blooded corn fed young woman. Suitable for shacking up with in the mountains Randy Weaver style. Something about that type gives me unholy wood.

Even with the feminist hair style?

She might have started off as a wholesome red blooded woman, but she has morphed into a feminist bitch who wants to see more fat women in this world.

Speak not to me of politics, says my boner. Speak not to me of hairstyles. I need no more than a fistful.

I don't know what it is. She does it for me. Backwoods Scotch Irish broad out of Kentucky; I want to knock her up young and live in a trailer littered with cigarette butts and old scratch tickets. Swanepoel strikes me as a remote, exotic alien.

Post: #17

I think Jennifer Lawrence is cute, but at the same time there is something about her face that I just don't like.

There is something about her face, even though it's attractive, that beyond reason makes me go "ugh" deep down inside.

What I'm trying to say here is that her face is almost like an oxymoron when it comes to attractiveness.

Post: #18

I stand by what said earlier. The real Jennifer Lawrence does not pass my boner test.

Post: #19

DWF that photo you posted is an instant boner killer. Swanepizzle all the way. Give me that exotic look with plump dick sucking lips over that doughy bird-lipped thing called an actress.

Post: #20

This isn't a fair fight for Lawrence. Candice wins via first round KO. A more even match would be forum favorite Kate Upton vs. Jennifer Lawrence.

Post: #21

(12-19-2013 04:24 PM)DWF Wrote:  We need an option for neither. Lawrence looks hideous without make-up and is extremely overrated in the looks department. I've also never found Swanepoel's face all that attractive. There are much better looking women in Athlone's 10 thread than either of these two.

Incidentally, Candace regularly appears in my 10 thread. She's one of the finest females on the planet.

A few of her recent pics that have shown up in the thread since late November:












That's just going back 4 or 5 pages in the thread. I've put many more of her pics in there if you go back further, probably hundreds. I try not to flood the thread with her, but she's just too bad not to feature in there regularly.

Jennifer Lawrence isn't even remotely competitive here.

Post: #22

This thread is quite revealing. I just wish the poll results weren't anonymous. That way, I know better when I read some guy's post where he says, "such and such chick I saw the other day was a solid 8!" Okay buddy, you really chose JL over CS? Then your 8 is my 4!

Post: #23

I've seen both in person.

Honestly no one comes close to Candice. This isn't even a question.

Post: #24

(12-19-2013 05:17 PM)All or Nothing Wrote:  

I think Jennifer Lawrence is cute, but at the same time there is something about her face that I just don't like.

There is something about her face, even though it's attractive, that beyond reason makes me go "ugh" deep down inside.

What I'm trying to say here is that her face is almost like an oxymoron when it comes to attractiveness.

She looks like Miss Piggy here.

Post: #25

Both are hot but it's like I prefer J Lawrence's GND look. My dick craves that more, not sure why, but it just does. My list of "10s" is just a body count of celebs whom really just got a cute girl look. Broads like Hannah Simone get me moaning and howling over garden hot broads like this VS chic with the strange last name.

You can't really mock what gets a dudes motor going though. My dick is tinged in a bit of reality in that I don't hunger for 5 foot 11 South African model bitches. I'm not fuking her, I'm too short. But plowing through 5 foot whatever Jennifer Lawrence is more realistic so my dick hungers harder for that.

I remember posting one time about being at some trap party where some hot ass Russian bitch was tryna swoop me. Bitch was like 5 foot 11, way taller then me, and I got angry and told her to fuck off. I assumed she was trolling me and I felt she was wasting my time so I told her to bounce. She looked pissed off and hurt when I told her I wasn't interested, but that was a case of my dick and brain being confused. I kept trying to chat up some smoky looking brunette whom was more petite to my liking, was I in the wrong .. We'll a bit... But I was just going where my dick was leading me. No fault.

The only justification I can think off is that in my day, my campaigns with the females is that I've had a lot of of top end or bottom end pussy. Ie dipped my dick in some hot ass bitches, but also some mediocre ones too. But it's always been the cute hot girls that I always had trouble swooping. Chics like J Lawrence are at a deficit for my dick so it still craves them. The 7s and 8s you could say. I had my share of 5s,6s, and 9s (all subjective of course) and I when I see them out they are invisible to me as I always see the 7s and 8s first.

I googled pics of that VS chic with no make up and she looks like my ex whom could be a 9 or a 6 depending on how she felt or how much effort she put into her looks. Dudes are gassing this bitch up. All broads are basically whatever in the AM with no make up. She's hot but it's useless to shame a man as to what makes his dick pulse more.

Both these bitches are hot, I only sense the hate J Lawrence get is that a lot of dudes growing up had their fill of 'American Pie' cheerleader classic type girls and just have no interest in them anymore. For me it was the opposite as I dated actresses and pageant girl types growing up and now I see through the smoke and mirrors of them. They just know how to do their hair and make up at elite levels but in their PJs with their glasses on they look like most normal girls.

Knowing this tho your able to pick out girls whom have potential and just maybe don't know how to push then to that next level. I call it knowing whom has "good bones" or whom has a "look" it's easy for me to spot and I'll approach girls whom dudes sometimes ignore and knew she will be a hotta when done up.

Somebody post the picture of her with no make up on (VS girl) this should cool down the thirst in the thread. Most guys would miss her in a bar and wouldn't pick up on her features.

So yeah, I'd stick it in both but my dick rages harder for Lawrence.