Post: #1

How do you guys respond when a girl sends you these?

Post: #2

(11-11-2013 01:43 PM)soup Wrote:  How do you guys respond when a girl sends you these?

Ask yourself what a chump would do and do the opposite.

Game 101.

Post: #3

(11-11-2013 01:46 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(11-11-2013 01:43 PM)soup Wrote:  How do you guys respond when a girl sends you these?

Ask yourself what a chump would do and do the opposite.

Game 101.

I don't know what a chump would do. He'd probably text something with an exclamation or ask how old she is.

With the sick girls, I've been asking them if it's contagious.

I just try to show that I've got some social intelligence and just say something polite to acknowledge, but nothing more.

If I don't say anything back, I think there's a good chance that next I text the girl she's going to be like "who is this"

Post: #4

Her: Its my birthday
Me: So?

Her: I'm sick.
Me: So?

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Her: It's my birthday!
Me: Cool what'd you get me?

Post: #6

Her: Its my birthday.
Me: Cougar

Her: I'm sick.
Me: You're gonna die.

Post: #7

Those sound like they'd work with girls you've already met, but maybe a little too much for girls you haven't yet met. Most the chicks in texting with are girls from online who I haven't hung out with

Post: #8

It's pretty obvious, soup. They want you to send them a dick pic

Post: #9

It's my birthday - "Wheres the party?"
I'm sick - "sucks to be you"

Post: #10

Now you have an excuse to wear your birthday suit the WHOOOLE day. You off today?

Post: #11

(11-11-2013 01:43 PM)soup Wrote:  How do you guys respond when a girl sends you these?

She's pretty much squashing the interaction with these.

"I'm tired"
"I'm sick"
"It's my friend's birthday"
etc etc etc

I either don't respond or put something impersonal like "k" and then send a restart text a week or two later.

Post: #12

(11-11-2013 02:29 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

(11-11-2013 01:43 PM)soup Wrote:  How do you guys respond when a girl sends you these?

I either don't respond or put something impersonal like "k" and then send a restart text a week or two later.

Veteran response.

We have a winner.

"I'm sick" - Who the f*ck wants to hang out with a sick girl?

"It's my Birthday!" - Who the f*ck wants to hang out with a girl on her birthday at some lame party with her lame friends at some lame venue?

Ignore.

Post: #13

Are they saying it off the cuff or when you propose to meet?

If the former:

"AIDS?" ( if she says she is sick)

and

"Cool" (For the birthday.)

I hung out with two sick girls this week, didn't catch a thing.

Post: #14

Knowing you Soup, I figured the response to either of these would be pictures of your dick.

edit: damn kickboxer beat me to it

Post: #15

These are mass texts that they use for attention whoring. They'll immediately get dozens of responses from thirsty simps. Being a dick will stand you out.

@the dude- Girls hate "K". Especially when you use it 6 times in a row.

Her: Its my birthday.
Me: k
Her: What are you doing later?
Me: k
Her:?
Her: Do you want to come over?
Me: k
Her: When?
Me: k
Her: Stop it!
Me: k
Her: You're really starting to piss me off again.
Me: k

Post: #16

All good posts guys, thanks.

I tried using the sucks to be you and birthday suit things. We'll see what happens.

G- I'm with you on that, and that's usually what I do, but I'm curious to see if there is another strategy that will bust through her shit test- and the truth is that these girls might very well be lying about bday or being sick.

As far as dick pics go, I've put a hold on that as much as possible for now. Even if the girls says she wants one, you have to have the right kind of pic, and theres a good chance you are lumping yourself in with the zillions of other guys who are sending out dick pics.

A dick pic is the online/texting equivalent of cat calling. In general cat calling is whack.

Post: #17

if a chick used the birthday line on me I'd probably say something like so you're finally 18 now right?

I dunno what I'd say to the "I'm sick" girl but one time a girl asked me to take her to the hospital and I said "can't. lifting."

I like basilransoms "AIDS?" line

Post: #18

Sometimes I think: "If a male friend sent me this stupid text, how would I reply?" and then use that on the girl.

Guy Friend: its my birthday
Me: did your balls finally drop?

Guy Friend: its my birthday
Me: wow

Guy Friend: im sick
Me: no one cares

Guy Friend: im sick
Me: your mom makes great chicken soup

Post: #19

I'll come through with the Vick's Vapo-rub

And birthday sounds like party time.

I never saw these comments as tests.

Learn something new everyday.

Post: #20

(11-11-2013 05:06 PM)WestIndianArchie Wrote:  I'll come through with the Vick's Vapo-rub

And birthday sounds like party time.

I never saw these comments as tests.

Learn something new everyday.

It's not that these comments are "tests", but you have to realize they are probably sending them to multiple guys and all the other dorks are responding.

Plus, there is no advantage to responding or trying to set a meet up.

(Which is the only reason you should be communicating with her, right? It is not like you are looking to debate Pacman VS Rios via text with her, right?)

"Sick"? Why do you want to meet up with her? You want to catch a cold? The flu?

"Birthday"? Worst night to swoop her. You want to be introduced to her lame friends?

Again, ignore.

Post: #21

(11-11-2013 02:37 PM)basilransom Wrote:  Are they saying it off the cuff or when you propose to meet?

If the former:

"AIDS?" ( if she says she is sick)

One summer when I was in high school, I worked with a Malaysian guy (there were actually multiple Malaysians who worked there) who every time a person, male or female, said they were sick, responded by asking, "AIDS?"

Post: #22

I agree with g that even if you play along, you look like a fool. It really is a test or booby trap. Just checking to see if someone had a strategy to bust through these instead of ignoring them.

Post: #23

(11-11-2013 02:21 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  It's pretty obvious, soup. They want you to send them a dick pic

   

Post: #24

Her: "I'm sick"
You: "Wanna play doctor?"

99 times out of 100 it's just better not to bite when they're fishing.

Post: #25

I send emoticons. sick- =/. B-day =).