Post: #126

"I love you with a lower case L and hate you with a capitol H"

"My vagina hurts so fucking bad"
-"your welcome" <-- my go to response haha

"Half the time I think your mentally retarded, I dont why I can't stop thinking about fucking you"


and dun dun dun! my all time favorite!!!
-"My boyfriend is out of town"

Post: #127

Oh my God TheReal urr Pacckinng

Post: #128

Just received this text:

"I feel like I've been beaten up, but in a very good sexual way. Also, thanks for being extremely bossy and not letting me drink too much Saturday night."

Post: #129

" you have a really nice cock"

"Who cums like that - no wonder you're 21"(I'm not).

"That was so much"

Apparently my loads are really big. It's funny actually

"You got it in my Hair"

Me asked something

Her" because you have a big cock and I have a small pussy"

These are the only ones I remeber but this thread makes me wanna approach girl and give em some inches.

Post: #130

Text message--(after we had sex a couple weeks before)

Her: Why do I always get used by men.
Me: You didn't get used, you did what you wanted to.
Her: Let's hang out.
Me: No.
Her: Com'on, how about some head, no strings.



Never met a girl who flip flopped so fast.

Post: #131

"Just because I dress like a slut, and fuck like a slut, doesn't mean I sleep around..."

'I hate how much I lo...like you.'

Post: #132

"I'm drunk!"

Post: #133

Me: "Where are you condoms?"

Her: "I don't know, on my stomach."

Post: #134

(10-22-2013 08:29 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  "If you cheat on me I'll kill you." Almost every girl loves to make these threats.

For some reason Thai women always threaten to kill me. It must be something on TV. It's not in their culture or demeanor.

Post: #135

"You're so sexy you don't need to play games"

Girl I didn't bang.

--

The infamous "I have to go." This is the point in that first date where you've brought the girl back to your house, and you escalated too far/fast. Very hard to recover from this.

Post: #136

I like this thread.

My alltime favorite was from this korean chick during sex. I was relentless:

"You are a GOD."

Lol I'll think of some more there have been many.

Post: #137

Freshman year of college...one of my fb's:

Her: "Would you like to fuck me in the ass...feeling a little constipated."
Me: "You wanna use my dick as a suppository?!"
Her: "No babe, I just need to release a little tension."
Me: "Think its time for you to leave."

Post: #138

Been said by a few girls when I had intentionally toed the line between blowing hook,line,& sinker lays and getting the lay:

" Are you ready to fuck me yet?"

It's surprising how forward they become when they literally are so horny they can't help but ask flat out or demonstrate it physically by trying to mount you or if in public start touching you or doing a slight dry hump or copping a feel. Good Times

Post: #139

"Put it in!"

Post: #140

From two nights ago:

"Put your finger in my butt"

Post: #141

Some recent gems:

"All morning I've been thinking about you fucking me and I'm so turned on. I wish you were here to give it to me."

"You should punish me."

Text received in the middle of the night: "I really want your cock in my mouth right now."

Post: #142

This was from last night:

"I think you'd really like my sister"

Post: #143

"It's just that... you make me shudder"

Post: #144

Japanese girl who clearly only studied English from a textbook was stroking my dick, looked at it and said

"May I have a lick?"

Dat politeness.

Post: #145

I dont know why I like you so much. (Me either)
I dont really fuck around like that. (Quit lyin yes you do)
Your dick tastes good.
You fucked me so good.
Youre gonna make me cum again.

Post: #146

"You are a maniac, a whore, a prostitute"
She was a lesbian so was talking about the other girls I was dating at the same time. However when got a lay with someone else she wanted me to take away my number. That's awesome.

Post: #147

"You are the best ))))"

   

Post: #148

This one was just hilarious to me. I thought of the forum stories immediately and had to look away so that she didn't see me smiling.

Me: "Have you ever been married before?" (to a 32 yo Latina chick)

Her: "Once, when I was really young. But it didn't count."


I pressed her on it just a bit, out of sheer curiosity of how she would explain a MARRIAGE away. In her mind she didn't love the dude, and had been in love twice after the marriage. I was trying to bang her that night so I stopped short of asking if she left the marriage for one of the guys she fell in love with.

Post: #149

(10-20-2013 09:02 PM)Hencredible Casanova Wrote:  I want to go home with you tonight.

@Hencredible Casanova...Famous last words...

One of my persona favs---"I got room on my credit card"

Post: #150

(10-26-2013 09:26 AM)MustardTiger Wrote:  "You're bass playing made my pussy wet." I just about choked on my drink.
"Oh my god I love your cock, I love your cock...I want you to come inside me..." same girl later that night.
"You really tore me up"

A non-verbal favorite is when you tell her "let's get out of here" and she shakes her head yes while biting her lower lip.

One good one where I didn't get anything but it made an awesome story:
Her: I'll give you a pity blowjob you if you don't want to see me again.
Me: um......OK.
Her: Get out.
Me: Sure thing. Are you going to pay for your drinks?
Her: Get the fuck out.

Recent OKC pull...when deciding what to "pay up" on our Bears-Lions bet. My Lions won btw
HER: You have a choice...either I can give you a massage or a Blowjob
ME: BJ
HER: Cool, I'm gonna enjoy paying this bet off
ME: I LOVE this game!!!