Post: #451

After we both finnished, chilling in spoon Position. My Dingus was still inside her.

Her:"Wow, I wish, I could drop off with a dick inside me every night."
Me:"Don't get used to it."

Post: #452

"You have a million dollar cock...trust me i'm a doctor."

Post: #453

Our first date. Afterwards she lies there exhausted, and she murmured....

"So what are you, some kind of sexual athlete?"

Post: #454

First girl I had sex with, was a bit older than me and I wasn't her first. As she was dressing up I was like "So, was it good?", her response was: "Yea, very good actually, but you're a really bad kisser"

Post: #455

My two favorite words: ¨Oh NTP.¨

Post: #456

One more drink and I'll be under your chair.

Are you a pokemon trainer or do you just fuck younger girls?

Please Daddy! I need to be tied up, please please please!

No, I never wear any underwear.

Post: #457

"I love that you're an asshole."

If there was ever a testament to the efficacy of game, that'd be it.

Post: #458

I had one girl say to me after I banged her .
" I would see you everyday and fantasize about the dirty things I would do to you , I'm glad that you came and talked to me " .

Post: #459

"How much should I write the check for?"

Post: #460

A forty something year old calling me "daddy."

Post: #461

Last night -- "You play the best sex music"

Post: #462

Oddly enough a insult. "I don't want your thuggish body". I always aspired toward a 50 cent type of look body wise and I was happy I was getting noticed. A close runner up is "Your the biggest guy I been with" (dick size wise).

Post: #463

An old girldirend's friend, about me:

"...he's like truck!!"

For months afterwards, the GF would look at me sometimes when I was unfettered by bullshit and say "Truck. You're a truck."

Post: #464

"I'm kinda scared of you now. You always come up with new ways to wear me out."

"I wasn't like this before I met you."

Post: #465

"You make me love you and hate you all at the same time"

Post: #466

-cum in my little tight bumhole : good girl, pinay 30 y.old, 35kg, 4'11", knees on armrests of armchair, head on seating, spreading her tush with hands . 2016.

-I made love with some guys since we broke up but I've never had such powerful orgasms like with you : good girl, virgin when we met, relationship 3 years, turkish, 28 y.old. 2000.

-you fucking pervert , pity we had not met rather, you are my kind : good girl, french, 32 y.old, dozen of guys be4 me. 2010.

-after this weekend, I masturbated thinking all we had : good girl, pinay 24 y.old , 8 bangs during the weekend, 8 nuts in rectum. 2016

Post: #467

From a female work colleague

"you don't want anything from me and you put me in place like nobody does....I find that really attractive."

Post: #468

In Romania last summer I blew a huge load in a girl's mouth.

She spit it out into her cupped hands and said, "My god it's so much, you must have children all over the world!"

Last week I was with one of my LA girls and the conversation got to politics. She's a libtard but at least listens somewhat. After I finished a particularly articulate and longwinded spiel, I asked, "Do you think I'm a monster?"

She replies, "I've always thought you were a monster. That's why I like you."

Post: #469

This weekend after she gave me the second swallowing BJ in 8 hours: "My new mission in life is making you cum!"

Got a third BJ later in the afternoon.

Post: #470

I couldn't concentrate all day I was thinking about you and your dick

Post: #471

(03-02-2016 11:19 AM)SudoRoot Wrote:  After we both finnished, chilling in spoon Position. My Dingus was still inside her.

According to Urban Dictionary, the word 'dingus' is used as a substitute for a word you can't remember. Where did I leave my dingus? Oh wait, the secondary meaning is 'oversized whale penis'. Given that, your capitalization seems appropriate.

(10-03-2016 05:17 PM)TrifeLife Wrote:  I couldn't concentrate all day I was thinking about you and your dick

Aw shucks. Or maybe you just left off the quotation marks

Post: #472

'Let's try anal.'

"Daddy, I missed you."

'I'm not wearing underwear."

"Ever get a bj in public?"

Post: #473

School nurse once told me, Zack, you're so charming. And cute. Really cute.

Post: #474

"There's no cameras [here] are there?"

Best BJ I'd gotten in a while commenced. Kind of wish there were cameras!

Post: #475

(10-03-2016 06:06 PM)ElFlaco Wrote:  

(03-02-2016 11:19 AM)SudoRoot Wrote:  After we both finnished, chilling in spoon Position. My Dingus was still inside her.

According to Urban Dictionary, the word 'dingus' is used as a substitute for a word you can't remember. Where did I leave my dingus? Oh wait, the secondary meaning is 'oversized whale penis'. Given that, your capitalization seems appropriate.

(10-03-2016 05:17 PM)TrifeLife Wrote:  I couldn't concentrate all day I was thinking about you and your dick

Aw shucks. Or maybe you just left off the quotation marks

Yes quotation marks implied....