Post: #26

A bump & a dump. A girls gotta prep for anal.

Post: #27

Text her boyfriend that she's feels too tired for a visit, and she just needs a quiet night to herself.

Post: #28

Hahahahahahaha that marbles in the cabinet is hilarious!!!!

It's funny ALL women do this, it's surely for them to pee & check/smell down there. I've had one girl who didn't bother going to the bathroom we just fucked BUT go figure she drunkenly took a piss on the street infront of me and not two fucks given. (Gotta love hipsters) It's only months later I realize what a unhygienic fuck I am sometimes as I didn't remember/care at the time.

What I do love though is when she didn't "expect" to be coming home with a guy. I remember running into my FB so we went home together. Dildo was still on the side of the bed which she used the night before right after I left. (She had texted that after our 1st night when I left she needed to masturbate about the experience) Another girl, we get to her place BRAs and cloth all over, the only thing well placed are her golf clubs. All I could do was chuckle and think "life of a billionarie family daughter"

Post: #29

Ahh. Some of these replies made me laugh. Good collective information guys

Post: #30

(09-11-2013 03:22 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  

(09-11-2013 02:38 PM)calihunter Wrote:  guys. get a box of unscented baby wipes and keep it in the bathroom. she can clean up better using that

Don't forget to write don't flush on them. Baby wipes destroy a toilet quicker than an obese women.

There is a special kind of baby wipes called "Wet toilet paper" that is thinner and biodegradable so it doesn't clog your toilet or waste pit. You can buy it at some cosmetics and beauty stores.

A friend once recommended that I try it (no ), and when I did the first time I was hooked. Taking a dump and then wiping with toilet paper - wet toilet paper - toilet paper (instead of just a ton of toilet paper) results in a perfectly clean ass, healthier skin, and also saves you money.

Post: #31

(09-12-2013 01:53 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

(09-11-2013 03:22 PM)RougeNoir Wrote:  

(09-11-2013 02:38 PM)calihunter Wrote:  guys. get a box of unscented baby wipes and keep it in the bathroom. she can clean up better using that

Don't forget to write don't flush on them. Baby wipes destroy a toilet quicker than an obese women.

There is a special kind of baby wipes called "Wet toilet paper" that is thinner and biodegradable so it doesn't clog your toilet or waste pit. You can buy it at some cosmetics and beauty stores.

A friend once recommended that I try it (no ), and when I did the first time I was hooked. Taking a dump and then wiping with toilet paper - wet toilet paper - toilet paper (instead of just a ton of toilet paper) results in a perfectly clean ass, healthier skin, and also saves you money.

Don't use wet toilet paper around your reverse exit mouth unless you want to get an anal fissure.

Post: #32

Thai girls wash that shit out with the butt hose. Pretty fuckin considerate of them, the sweet little things.

They should have those butt guns in every house in America.

My asshole is like a delicate flower now, I hate to use toilet paper.

Post: #33

soup Wrote:Don't use wet toilet paper around your reverse exit mouth unless you want to get an anal fissure.

How so? If anything, they should reduce the possibility of getting an anal fissure because they reduce redness and skin irritation from scrubbing with dry paper. Of course, assuming that you gently dry the area after using wet toilet paper so that it doesn't stay wet for hours.

That said, this article claims that even biodegradable and flushable wet wipes are not really biodegradable and can clog city sewer systems:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...r-fix.html

Post: #34

Yeah, also if it's summer or warm out and you've been walking around to/from bars/cars and she's wearing strapless [or normal] she will definitely feel nervous about perspiration.

Post: #35

Take out the tampon.

Post: #36

Bidet, the answer to all anal hygiene problems.

Post: #37

Probably furiously rubbing one out so she doesn't feel disappointed if you can't make her cum.

Post: #38

I always assumed it was to check their stank breathe and give their pussies and bum holes a nice scrub. What else could they be doing?? Oh, and texting their mum's that they won't be coming home tonight.

Post: #39

(09-12-2013 02:24 PM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  

soup Wrote:Don't use wet toilet paper around your reverse exit mouth unless you want to get an anal fissure.

How so? If anything, they should reduce the possibility of getting an anal fissure because they reduce redness and skin irritation from scrubbing with dry paper. Of course, assuming that you gently dry the area after using wet toilet paper so that it doesn't stay wet for hours.

That said, this article claims that even biodegradable and flushable wet wipes are not really biodegradable and can clog city sewer systems:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...r-fix.html

As if this thread wasn't already strange enough lol.

Post: #40

Getting their little hearts all wet and well lubricated.

Post: #41

maybe if you get a "classy" girl they could be
checking for herpes flare up etc
poking holes in the condoms they brought with them
texting her boyfriend/husband/indentured servant
taking some illegal narcotics to give her a hit of a "buzz"
giving herself bruises to help with her false rape allegation
hahaha

Post: #42

(09-11-2013 11:55 AM)Quintus Curtius Wrote:  Yeah, it's a good thing.
Most of the time it's just a preening and cleaning check right before lift-off. I had this brasileira last year who always liked to use alcohol wipes in those little foil packets. I'd find them in the trash the next day. No problem with that...I like the consideration for my eating pleasure.
I also think some of them like to empty the bladder right before a pounding, so they're not thinking about embarassing shit happening. When alcohol is being drunk, they're going to be pissing often.
And they will ALWAYS go through your cabinet. I always see the cabinet doors slightly ajar the next morning. Chicks are just snoops...

It seems they always have those ones in their purses,I took some time to understand what those girly little packets were,hehehe

Post: #43

(09-11-2013 04:57 PM)loki Wrote:  How bizarre , i was just wondering about this the other day and its true they all do it.

I think the final check thing is on the right track, make sure they are clean and dont smell.

An ex of mine used to religiously shower and or wash herself down there every single time before we had sex because she was paranoid about smelling bad, she would also insist i washed as well which didnt bother me because i like copping a little head. Her pussy was the cleanest sweetest thing i have ever eaten, shame she was a psycho bitch because she was good in bed.

DITTO!
What is with psycho + good in bed combo in girls??

Post: #44

(09-11-2013 09:42 PM)ChocolateCockOfZeus Wrote:  A bump & a dump. A girls gotta prep for anal.

Classic! I wonder how many people here understand this joke and why you'd take a "dump" after the "bump".

Post: #45

(09-13-2013 11:54 AM)tylerdurden1993 Wrote:  maybe if you get a "classy" girl they could be
checking for herpes flare up etc
poking holes in the condoms they brought with them
texting her boyfriend/husband/indentured servant
taking some illegal narcotics to give her a hit of a "buzz"
giving herself bruises to help with her false rape allegation
hahaha

I almost always use my own condoms.

Post: #46

Widely known as the 'Whore's bath'.

Whether or not she still carries out this pre-flight check with you is a perfect indicator as to how much longer you should keep her around.

Post: #47

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I think this is the first time I've ever ventured into the game section of this forum.

I have been laughing out loud nonstop while reading this thread. I'm going to go browse other game threads now.

Post: #48

(09-20-2013 08:59 PM)youngmobileglobal Wrote:  -

I think this is the first time I've ever ventured into the game section of this forum.

I have been laughing out loud nonstop while reading this thread. I'm going to go browse other game threads now.

That's amazing. You always say yourself that you're not an expert at game but I'm sure you're still superior to a majority of the people that post in the game subforum.

Anwyay, I look forward to seeing your input around here.

Post: #49

(09-11-2013 04:13 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I will say that, in the past, I used to take off my belt too (and leave it in there rolled-up). Why make things harder than they have to be?

also take off underwear and put the jeans back on

the jeans have to be button ups not zippers, getting your nutsack caught in an open zipper sucks

Post: #50

(09-21-2013 01:50 AM)calihunter Wrote:  

(09-11-2013 04:13 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  I will say that, in the past, I used to take off my belt too (and leave it in there rolled-up). Why make things harder than they have to be?

also take off underwear and put the jeans back on

the jeans have to be button ups not zippers, getting your nutsack caught in an open zipper sucks

Nah it can be weird if you seem too ready for sex. What's next, you are going to wear a condom all day?

I try to turn taking clothes off into a race.

I'll try to get her naked first and then say something like "you are beating me!" and then rush to get my clothes off too. All this stuff doesn't really matter at this point because if you are getting naked with a girl, it means fucking.