Post: #1

You take a girl out on the first date bang recipe, and get her back to your house.

After it's clear that a bang will take place, she will, like clockwork, ask if she can use your bathroom. Sometimes she does this before it's clear.

What is she doing in there?

Iphone is one guess.

Is she swiping her pussy or asshole with toilet paper to check if what comes up stinks?

Make-up?

I'm sure she looks at the mirror. What is she thinking? Is this the ultimate hamster moment where she tells her Anti-slut defense to STFU? Does she talk to herself in the mirror..

"You got this"

or

"I love you"

Does she make a sexy face in the mirror to make herself feel more confident?

I'd be curious to know if you guys have noticed any girls that don't use the bathroom before the bang. What type of girl are they? Do they get extra credit on the boner test, or do they barely pass?

This has always been a mystery to me.

Does anyone here secretly videotape it? If so, what do you find?

Post: #2

i always thought it was wiping her pussy hahaha

Post: #3

(09-11-2013 10:00 AM)bojangles Wrote:  i always thought it was wiping her pussy hahaha

That's my biggest hunch.

My friend fucked this girl last week and he commented about how, when he did doggy, a smell that was some kind of mix of pussy juice and ass liquids or shit wafted up.

This girl is like a high 7, or early 8.

Is it just safe to assume that most girls are constantly walking around a septic swamp in their panties?

Post: #4

Brilliant question. I too have pondered this.

In my experience;

Girls almost *always* go before the FIRST bang.
They *sometimes/occasionally* go on subsequent bangs.

So then, why is it a requirement for 1st time sex, but more optional once you have an established sexual relationship?

The pussy wipe hypothesis sounds likely. I sometimes notice small bits of tissue paper in & around it after taking her underwear off.

If they've been turned on for some time, maybe they get self conscious about how wet they are?

Post: #5

somebody should put surveillance camera in toilet

Post: #6

Whatever else they are doing, they are definitely looking through your medicine cabinets, cupboards and any other storage space you have there.

Don't think your girl is too nice, normal or whatever to be a snoop. I've learned the hard way that they are all snoops, without any material exception.

PS: Same goes for other areas of your place when you are not present and they can get away with it. Frankly, if they don't do this it's a bad sign. It means they have no interest.

Post: #7

Probably something with make-up and to reassure herself that she shouldn't bolt away from having sex with this stranger... Bad Hussar also nailed it, albeit I don't believe that they go with that intent, they just get curious on the spot.

I don't think it's wiping pussy either. But it might have something to do with it - when very wet, many girls feel like they are going to pee. Thus, she doesn't want to risk accidentally peeing during sex and takes care of it preemptively.

Finding toilet paper (even tiny bits of it) stuck to pussy or ass is a boner-killer. You'd have to be really careless for something like that to happen to you. If I ever saw that on a girl, I'd be close to puking. It's something that I associate with those morbidly obese people who are unable to wipe their asses properly.

Post: #8

It's the last second wipe in most cases. Some will check through your medicine cabinet to make sure it's not half filled up with a girls stuff (ie someone living with you). Others just need to draw a breath to collect themselves before they commit to getting themselves plowed.

In very rare cases it's second thoughts but overall I say it's a positive thing that she heads in there.

Post: #9

Yeah, it's a good thing.
Most of the time it's just a preening and cleaning check right before lift-off. I had this brasileira last year who always liked to use alcohol wipes in those little foil packets. I'd find them in the trash the next day. No problem with that...I like the consideration for my eating pleasure.
I also think some of them like to empty the bladder right before a pounding, so they're not thinking about embarassing shit happening. When alcohol is being drunk, they're going to be pissing often.
And they will ALWAYS go through your cabinet. I always see the cabinet doors slightly ajar the next morning. Chicks are just snoops...

Post: #10

Little bump of blow. Some quality girls I hang with. I tell ya

Post: #11

(09-11-2013 10:41 AM)Handsome Creepy Eel Wrote:  Finding toilet paper (even tiny bits of it) stuck to pussy or ass is a boner-killer. You'd have to be really careless for something like that to happen to you. If I ever saw that on a girl, I'd be close to puking. It's something that I associate with those morbidly obese people who are unable to wipe their asses properly.

One time I was banging a chick doggystyle. I like to look down and watch my dick slide in and out of them. So I spread her cheeks and looked down and BAM! toilet paper stuck to the turd cutter.

I just kept slamming away. I was staring it at the whole time too, trying to figure out if it was just a piece that ripped off mid wipe or if was like the tip of a toilet paper iceberg that actually extended down into her asshole.

I wanted to puke, but I just kept going. That's what a champion does.

That should be on a motivational poster.

Post: #12

A chick friend of mine told me that when a girl orgasms, it feels to her like she is going to loose control and piss and shit at the time etc.

I think this is part of why they girls get anxiety over sex and fucking a stranger. What could be more embarrassing?

Imagine everytime you were about to cum that it felt like you were going to have a BM.

Post: #13

Well she probably had a couple drinks before this point and women have a smaller bladder. Wouldn't the obvious answer be taking a piss?

I am guessing that having a dick inside you when you need to pee doesn't help things.

Post: #14

guys. get a box of unscented baby wipes and keep it in the bathroom. she can clean up better using that

Post: #15

1) last second wipe check
2) Makeup
3) Looks for valtrex
4) may use her own drugs

Post: #16

On a warm day or night after she's had her lady bits covered up for a few hours,the box can start to smell not so fresh anymore.I've had women tell me that their biggest insecurity is how their pussy smells.I gotta go with when they are in the bathroom their making sure the virginia is in good working order.

Post: #17

(09-11-2013 01:04 PM)soup Wrote:  A chick friend of mine told me that when a girl orgasms, it feels to her like she is going to loose control and piss and shit at the time etc.

I think this is part of why they girls get anxiety over sex and fucking a stranger. What could be more embarrassing?

Imagine everytime you were about to cum that it felt like you were going to have a BM.

What? You don't?

Post: #18

(09-11-2013 02:38 PM)calihunter Wrote:  guys. get a box of unscented baby wipes and keep it in the bathroom. she can clean up better using that

Don't forget to write don't flush on them. Baby wipes destroy a toilet quicker than an obese women.

Post: #19

I have heard the baby wipes thing from multiple people as something you should always keep, but I can't be bothered to be honest.

I think I might attach small bells to the inside of my cabinet in the bathroom so when they open it up I can hear them doing so. Sounds like a fun little experiment.

Post: #20

why don't you set a loud flashing alarm with a "Tricky Fun" string spray to shoot all over the place while at it?
I'd just hide a magnum and a handcuff key behind some toothpaste if she wants to look

Post: #21

(09-11-2013 03:47 PM)calihunter Wrote:  why don't you set a loud flashing alarm with a "Tricky Fun" string spray to shoot all over the place while at it?
I'd just hide a magnum and a handcuff key behind some toothpaste if she wants to look

At least she won't be disappointed after seeing the bells

Post: #22

(09-11-2013 03:22 PM)gandt Wrote:  I have heard the baby wipes thing from multiple people as something you should always keep, but I can't be bothered to be honest.

I think I might attach small bells to the inside of my cabinet in the bathroom so when they open it up I can hear them doing so. Sounds like a fun little experiment.

It's more fun to fill the cabinet with hundreds of marbles

Post: #23

I always do one final piss right before going for the finishing move [Mortal Kombat reference]. Everybody knows it's more pleasant to bang with an empty bladder. I just assumed they do the same, and maybe do a quick check of the pussy.

I will say that, in the past, I used to take off my belt too (and leave it in there rolled-up). Why make things harder than they have to be?

Post: #24

(09-11-2013 04:13 PM)MrXY Wrote:  

(09-11-2013 03:22 PM)gandt Wrote:  I have heard the baby wipes thing from multiple people as something you should always keep, but I can't be bothered to be honest.

I think I might attach small bells to the inside of my cabinet in the bathroom so when they open it up I can hear them doing so. Sounds like a fun little experiment.

It's more fun to fill the cabinet with hundreds of marbles

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That was a hidden gem I dropped.

Post: #25

How bizarre , i was just wondering about this the other day and its true they all do it.

I think the final check thing is on the right track, make sure they are clean and dont smell.

An ex of mine used to religiously shower and or wash herself down there every single time before we had sex because she was paranoid about smelling bad, she would also insist i washed as well which didnt bother me because i like copping a little head. Her pussy was the cleanest sweetest thing i have ever eaten, shame she was a psycho bitch because she was good in bed.