Post: #1

In celebration of the RVF's 5th Anniversary, I thought it would be a good idea to put together a thread like this. But, first, a quick preface:

Like all of you, I'm supremely grateful for this little community, that enables me to talk shit, waste time, and learn with a community of guys who share my general lifestyle--one predicated on constant self-improvement; an appreciation for the pursuit of quality women and experiences; and a critical eye on society. In an era where it's practically illegal for men to sit around and have some simple, uncensored guy-talk without having to walk on egg shells or watch their backs--like our fathers and grandfathers had--this place is like an oasis. Even though we don't see eye to eye on everything--and we shouldn't--it getting harder to not think of the RVF as an extension of my social circle, albeit a virtual one. If Roosh's goal was to make a positive impact on the lives of American men, he's accomplished that. My sincerest congratulations and thanks go out to him.

A while ago, I was going to try to put together a list of the funniest- or coolest-ever posts, until I realized it's near-impossible for any one person to keep track of all the great posts that come through here--especially since some are buried deep in otherwise unremarkable threads. So I thought it would be a good idea for guys to submit their own ideas. This includes their own stuff, that they consider to be some of their best, but also the work of others. The goal is to hopefully make this thread into a virtual index of some of the best posts from last five years.

Let's see if this little experiment works.

A couple of guidelines:

1. Keep it on the post-level, rather than entire threads. The idea is to capture hilarious or profoundly truthful flourishes, rather than a simple listing of Hall of Fame threads.

2. Don't include great travel datasheets or obvious trolls. Those are better suited for another list.

3. Use some formatting for easy access. Title your posts (ideally with the thread title), rather than just include a link, so we get a context. It'd be cool if you included an author too.

4. Don't be afraid to include your own shit. Sometimes it's easier to remember your own stuff first.

Here are a few to get us started, in no particular order:

RE: Secret RVF members
By MrXY

RE: 19year old is so haaaaappy in her mugshot
By El Mechanico

RE: Cupcake market crash
By Tuthmosis

RE: I only game 10s
By Tuthmosis

RE: One of my more "interactive" troll jobs
By Tuthmosis

RE: Tuthmosis appreciation thread
By Tuthmosis

Post: #2

Fisto gets a blow job from a lady boy
By Fisto

Someone had to say it. EPIC.
For those just joining us it should be added that Fisto has a number of posts in that thread worthy of entry in a "Best of RVF" list.

Post: #3

(08-14-2013 10:52 AM)Vicious Wrote:  Fisto gets a blow job from a lady boy
By Fisto

Someone had to say it. EPIC.
For those just joining us it should be added that Fisto has a number of posts in that thread worthy of entry in a "Best of RVF" list.

i think this is the post you are referring to?

/thread-20433-...#pid376704

Post: #4

I don't know how to make links say what I want and turn blue.

Post: #5

I'd like to nominate Aliblahba's hilarious troll story in response to some guy's hysteria about players being in danger of getting mugged or killed.

@el mechanico: get the link to the thread from your browser bar at the top or the post counter at the top right of the post and copy it, then write a new reply and click on the earth with an iron link below it icon. Paste the link into the first field and what text you want it to be displayed as in the second link.

Post: #6

(08-14-2013 10:59 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  I don't know how to make links say what I want and turn blue.

Jesus Christ. OK, this better have been worth the 10 minutes of work.



Step 1. Type the text you want to be blue.

   

Step 2. Highlight the text and click on the icon with the Earth on it.

   

Step 3. Paste the link you want the text to point to.

   

Step 4. Click OK and "post reply." The text will be blue (it will be a "hyperlink")

   

Post: #7

(08-14-2013 11:10 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(08-14-2013 10:59 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  I don't know how to make links say what I want and turn blue.

Jesus Christ. OK, this better have been worth the 10 minutes of work.



Step 1. Type the text you want to be blue.



Step 2. Highlight the text and click on the icon with the Earth on it.



Step 3. Paste the link you want the text to point to.



Step 4. Click OK and "post reply." The text will be blue (it will be a "hyperlink")

Nice, didn't even know that was possible. Is there a technical forum user guide or something? Link?

Post: #8

Thanks for the tips. Is this thread meltdown friendly?

Post: #9

^ it really needs to be imo. most major meltdowns have resulted in bans so it should be a walk down memory lane, not a re-ignition.

Post: #10

(08-14-2013 11:37 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  Is this thread meltdown friendly?

I think meltdown, instances of trolling, or forum drama will taint the thread. Let's keep it on legit forum posts. Besides, catalogs of those other things have been attempted in the past and they've ended up having to get closed.

Post: #11

"Just the tip..."

By Tuthmosis

Post: #12

I havent been here for long but this post by Fisto really got to me.

TLDR: Fisto is banging a dudes GF, dude walks in. Fisto sends his ass away and continues to fuck his GF. Dude more than likely commits suicide from hitting a pole going 90mph a week later. Girl fucks Fisto again while in the mean time posting on facebook about how amazing her BF was and how much she will miss him.

Post: #13

Why women want effortless attraction
By Athlonne McGinnis

Post: #14

(08-14-2013 04:56 PM)Jaylow Wrote:  I havent been here for long but this post by Fisto really got to me.

TLDR: Fisto is banging a dudes GF, dude walks in. Fisto sends his ass away and continues to fuck his GF. Dude more than likely commits suicide from hitting a pole going 90mph a week later. Girl fucks Fisto again while in the mean time posting on facebook about how amazing her BF was and how much she will miss him.

That is mother nature, ladies and gentlemen. Rewarding the strong, eliminating the weak.

Harsh world.

Post: #15

EPIC shaming of the IRT beginmning with this post by dk902 (and continues into NEXT page[s] )

sorry for mentioning multiple posts, but, i'm sure all y'all will agree, they deserve your approval, or at least your consideration.

hillarity ensues !!!

Post: #16

Those are genius

Post: #17

This whole thread was an absolute forum classic, but DeliciousTacos dropped one of the greatest take-downs in RVF history in this reply:

RE: Calling a girl ugly is inciting rage across the internet
By delicioustacos

Post: #18

In this edge-of-your-seat tale, thedude3737 exacts delicious revenge on a drunk ride-whore who thought she was slick enough get one over on a seasoned forum member.

RE: The Los Angeles thread
By thedude3737

Post: #19

Here, thedude3737 ventures a guess at what El Mechanico's daily routine looks like:

RE: Describe what you think other forum members daily routine is
By thedude3737

Post: #20

What would be genius is if El Mec just subtly trolled us with asking for instructions on how to hyperlink. Hahaha

Post: #21

I don't think Scorpion has been quoted in this thread yet, so here's some link love:


RE: "heteronormative"

RE: Why do women have such boring conversations?

RE: Cupcake market crash

RE: Hugo Schwyzer, Male Feminist, Melts Down

RE: Sex on Campus: She Can Play That Game, Too

RE: 104 men arrested in New York for something totally legal in most Europe

RE: Pretending to be a Celebrity Prank

RE: Female combat soldiers should be judged on "calmness/smarts" in battle over strength

Post: #22

(08-16-2013 12:59 AM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  What would be genius is if El Mec just subtly trolled us with asking for instructions on how to hyperlink. Hahaha

Don't think that didn't cross my mind. If his less-than-stellar computer skills weren't well documented, I would have steered clear of his bait.

Post: #23

(08-16-2013 01:31 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(08-16-2013 12:59 AM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  What would be genius is if El Mec just subtly trolled us with asking for instructions on how to hyperlink. Hahaha

Don't think that didn't cross my mind. If his less-than-stellar computer skills weren't well documented, I would have steered clear of his bait.

If cars were computers Ewreck would be starving at this point.

Post: #24

Speaking of El Mech:

El Mechanico and the girl with the giant ass

Post: #25

thedude3737

On differences between men and women cheating:

/thread-25047-...#pid474486

On grilling:

/thread-24103-...#pid452281