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(10-05-2013 01:49 PM)Cattle Rustler Wrote:  [Image: 6105714243_42e0d95f73.jpg]

She doesn't believe her own positive-self-image bullshit, or she wouldn't be wearing combat boots with a dress. Sure, she's selling is as non-traditional Unique Snowflake style, but we know it's obviously just Cankle Camouflage.
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(10-05-2013 01:43 PM)Sailor Wrote:  
(10-05-2013 01:23 PM)Ensam Wrote:  ^^^
The commenter who is out of give-a-fucks:
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I'll make it bigger

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Language reaches its upper limit when one attempts to describe how sexually unappealing she is. And she's a feminist to top it off.

Being single is the default, and it's a very comfortable default. What does she imagine would motivate a guy to partner with her? Her piercing social commentary?? It really is astonishing how a natural male expression of his sexual proclivities that might preclude some overweight narcissist from getting laid is considered misogyny.
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Beeshes like her dilute language. If she keeps crying rape every time someone looks at her and misogyny every time she gets rejected.....people will start to ignore those words.

Not that I care but she makes something out of nothing in a bad way.

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I was hesitant to click on this thread today as I haven't seen it in a while.

I'm sorry I did.

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

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I am thoroughly disgusted by this slob's entry:


http://www.xojane.com/healthy/things-no-...-so-i-will

The following is just an excerpt....

"Fat chicks bang hot guys... ALL. THE. TIME. This was the most powerful realization for me. In line with the above paragraph, I knew that there would be someone that would find me attractive but the pool would be small and most likely full of guys I didn't personally find sexy. So I would have to settle. After all, how could a conventionally gorgeous man (tall and with tattoos of course) like fat chicks?

Weh-he-hell, let me tell you somethin': through various sites, events, parties, and corner store meetings, I found myself with over a hundred men who were chomping at the bit to get with this. I was the one who had to sift through and pick the hottest of the hot. Ladies, over a hundred.

"Girls" showed what society thinks about that when Hannah's character has a weekend romance with an attractive and wealthy doctor. People flipped their shit. "Patrick Wilson is so hot he would never do Lena Dunham" was the most eye catching. Wilson's wife responded to that rubbish here, but the tweet speaks volumes about what the majority of people think unconventional women deserve. Jesus Christ, it's annoying.

I won't spill the details of my bedroom coming and goings, but let's just say this: the hottest guys in Tucson and I get along just fine. (I would recommend reading Emily's article on xoJane for a better explanation of what I'm struggling to say.)"



Notice how she was careful not to say that "hot" guys date long-term with fatties. This excerpt is not a lie. Many "hot" guys will bang the occasional fatty, because sometimes a great shooter needs an easy layup in the midst of a bad game. What pisses me off about this excerpt is that she is treating it like some kind of accomplishment on her part that guys sometimes pick low-hanging fruit. Furthermore, she thinks dating one of her male equivalents would be "settling", and she finds them unattractive. WTF???

The entire article, beyond this, contains even more fat logic.
10-13-2013 02:01 PM
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God damn son, this ho has rolls on her tits! I have never seen anything as visually abrasive as this chick, and that wannabe cute smile of hers is sickening. She should be more considerate and donate 50% of her fat to Africa and feed the kids.
(10-05-2013 05:41 PM)Wadsworth Wrote:  
(10-05-2013 01:43 PM)Sailor Wrote:  
(10-05-2013 01:23 PM)Ensam Wrote:  ^^^
The commenter who is out of give-a-fucks:
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I'll make it bigger

[Image: tumblr_m41f1ximO91qf8qeeo1_500.jpg]

Language reaches its upper limit when one attempts to describe how sexually unappealing she is. And she's a feminist to top it off.

Being single is the default, and it's a very comfortable default. What does she imagine would motivate a guy to partner with her? Her piercing social commentary?? It really is astonishing how a natural male expression of his sexual proclivities that might preclude some overweight narcissist from getting laid is considered misogyny.

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(09-12-2013 12:10 PM)Chapped3rdEye Wrote:  IT HAPPENED TO ME: I HAVE A SEXUAL FETISH FOR BEING FED AND GAINING WEIGHT
I love eating very caloric, rich foods and I practically squeal with glee if I see the numbers on the scale climb. I like being called piggy, requested to oink and being accused of being gluttonous and lazy.

http://www.xojane.com/sex/weird-controve...as-feedism

What's more astounding than this post, is all the co-signing in the comment section by her fellow hamsters.

For example, the top comment:
"What a fantastic, empowering, sex-positive fetish story. Thank you for sharing. I love how complex and nuanced our sexual palettes are and how, finally, we're getting to hear about ALL OF THEM..."

Imagine if it was a bunch of dudes talking like this. We would be perceived as sick perverts. When these cunts do it, its "sex-positive", complex, and nuanced. These women are legitimately insane.
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God damn it, just reading the excerpts of that article made my blood boil. I haven't seen this much delusion of the hamster in quite a while, and that is saying something. Hopefully the fat bitch gets lost in the desert one night and starves.

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Old Chinese Man Wrote:  why you wonder how many man another man bang? why you care who bang who mr high school drama man

Dr. Kahn Wrote:  i on the other hand will be banging hotter chicks and still be DOCTOR KHAN.
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(10-26-2013 12:24 AM)2Wycked Wrote:  All hail ROK: http://www.xojane.com/healthy/denise-jol...aming-week

There's just no arguing or fighting a creature that delusional.

The best tactic is to wait until it's older, sicker, fatter, and diseased, and then just stand by, completely matter-of-fact, and say, "See? Told you so."

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

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(10-26-2013 12:24 AM)2Wycked Wrote:  All hail ROK: http://www.xojane.com/healthy/denise-jol...aming-week

Quote:About 10 years ago, before coming out as queer, I realized I had a pattern of being in relationships with cisgendered, straight, white men who physically resembled abusive men from my childhood and who consistently dated or slept with me in secret. Thanks to therapy and great friends I learned I was not dating or having sex with them, I was recreating and trying to work through my historical trauma in partnership with them. Having learned this, I now only exist in relationships and lover-ships with those who desire all aspects of my identity.

Another feminist confirmed to be suffering from psychological issues. The incidence of mental illness within the militant feminist community is completely through the roof, certainly well north of 50%. Which isn't a surprise, really, given that you basically have to be crazy to buy into that shit at the level they do.

I can't lie though, I find it goddamned hysterical this chick decided she was "queer" after "dating" a string of men who would only fuck her in secret. Instead of recognizing the obvious - namely the fact that she weighs 311 fucking pounds and no man wanted to be seen in public with her grotesque self - and doing something about it, she just decides to become a carpet muncher.

And that, gentlemen, is what mental illness combined with feminist indoctrination and food addiction looks like. Rather than simply giving up junk food and improving her appearance, she changes her sexual orientation (Which, by the way, I thought was supposed to be inborn?) and keeps wolfing down the Haagen-Daaz. A real jewel, this one.

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Quote:WHEN I HEARD ABOUT "NATIONAL FAT SHAMING WEEK," I CAME UP WITH THESE 5 RADICAL ACTION STEPS TO BEING BEAUTIFUL

She missed the whole point of Fat Shaming Week.

No one is going to bother arguing with your "radical action steps."

We're just asking that they actually involve a treadmill.
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@scorpion:

Did you notice how she has these, most likely, real insights, then just stops?

So she likes abusive men? Instead of digging deep as to why (that would be painful)....she comes out queer? Have a tough time dealing with issues with men - go queer! Notice she doesn't use gay, most likely a way to pretend to be gay but give herself wiggle room if she wants to jettison that identity. Gay people will ALWAYS call themselves gay, not some pussy-footing "queer" shit. I can respect somebody who just straight-out admits they are gay, not some vague, most likely self-aggrandizing term of "queer."

She recognizes our society creates people filled with hate, but instead of understanding how society goes about doing that (culture of narcissism), she steps around it and seems to park her awareness that Americans have much rage within in them. Her solution is to engage in therapy - and by therapy I mean therapeutic approaches to life.

Putting pictures of herself all over her apt with captions indicating she is beautiful. Notice in her article (and world) there is beauty, awesomeness and perfection with also hatred, ugliness and bigotry? That is pure narcissism. Challenge a fat activist: if you are so worried about the culture of thin privilege and looks privilege, lets recreate the world in your image...but only that you are 100% average, in looks and weight.

Women like her can take hideousness or beauty, but nothing in between. She even mentions invisibility in society as a problem. Hello! If tolerance is what you are seeking, there will come a day when NOBODY notices you for being fat. No praise and no hate. She is trying to build a rickety bridge between her self-professed radical body politics and therapy.

You know, if I was an evil bastard, I wouldn't outright troll them. I would ingratiate myself with the community and earn their trust. I would then go full evil fuckhead and use all their insecurities against them in the form of "therapy." What could they say, my handle is 2Wycked! What did you expect?

Well, that wouldn't be healthy and something I would feel guilty doing. The problem is, in theory you have so much pity for these people in so clear need of help or just a damn hug, but then they open their mouths....

Old Chinese Man Wrote:  why you wonder how many man another man bang? why you care who bang who mr high school drama man

Dr. Kahn Wrote:  i on the other hand will be banging hotter chicks and still be DOCTOR KHAN.
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There should be criminal charges for visual assault. People should not be subjected to looking at these whales.
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(07-25-2013 12:35 PM)Teedub Wrote:  Haha I could have guessed what the writers looked like before someone posted the pics. Fat? Of course. Tattoos? Most definitely. Stupid expression on face? One hundred percent.

There was an article in the Mail a few days ago about how no amount of "equality" bullshit is ever going to trick the male brain that what is attractive, isn't - and vice versa.

Link?

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"Recently a five-year-old dropped an F-bomb on me.

We were hanging out while her mom was running errands. She curled up on my lap, drawing on a notepad and telling me she liked my manicure. She showed me a game she liked to play on her iPod. She asked me if I was flexible, or if I could do a headstand. I was wearing a skirt but kicked myself up into a headstand in the middle of the floor anyway, my skirt shifting to reveal my black Spanx shorts underneath. She giggled at the sight of them for a moment, at my skirt floating over my head, before she dropped the F-word on me, exploding like an actual bomb right in front of me.

“You have very fat legs.”

http://www.xojane.com/healthy/that-time-...the-f-word

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(10-26-2013 11:10 AM)ryanf Wrote:  
(07-25-2013 12:35 PM)Teedub Wrote:  Haha I could have guessed what the writers looked like before someone posted the pics. Fat? Of course. Tattoos? Most definitely. Stupid expression on face? One hundred percent.

There was an article in the Mail a few days ago about how no amount of "equality" bullshit is ever going to trick the male brain that what is attractive, isn't - and vice versa.

Link?

I couldn't find that article, but I've found one about the same subject. There are some news editors who still allow a bit of truth to seep out it would appear. It was about a tennis commentator making a remark that a female tennis champion "wasn't a looker". Which, whilst out of place in context, shouldn't get him fired which is what looks increasingly likely to happen before next Summer's Wimbledon.

The article I originally referred to, the one I can't find, said something like "No amount of equality training is going to trick the male brain to find attractive what it just don't".

The first article I linked to, defends the commentator with the following:

Quote:For some – and I daresay Ms Miller is one of them – his real offence wasn’t his rudeness, but the mere fact that he commented on a female athlete’s appearance and sexual attractiveness, or lack of it. They would, I suspect, have been equally offended if he had said, “my word, she’s gorgeous – just look at those legs”. Well, of course, one may say that such an observation would have been out of place on the airwaves, but it’s foolish to pretend that this isn’t how many men think and how they may speak to each other in what passes for privacy in the modern world.

The comments section gets it:

Quote:Valten78 • 4 months ago
Comment that someone like Wayne Rooney isn’t exactly an oil painting and no one bats an eyelid. Say the same thing about a female tennis player or swimmer however and the outrage is overwhelming.
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I enjoyed this one:

Bang xoJane: The Typists of xoJane, Ranked by Bangability

The author rates 24 of 38 as "Could Not Bang." Some of the "Would Bang" chicks are pretty cute tho, especially the underwear model.

The final bitch is truly foul. Tbh I wonder if getting humongously obese really made her that much worse. Bitch like that must've started out damn ugly.
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'Typists'. That's gold. I must start using it.
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(12-10-2013 09:03 PM)Jackr Wrote:  I enjoyed this one:

Bang xoJane: The Typists of xoJane, Ranked by Bangability

The author rates 24 of 38 as "Could Not Bang." Some of the "Would Bang" chicks are pretty cute tho, especially the underwear model.

The final bitch is truly foul. Tbh I wonder if getting humongously obese really made her that much worse. Bitch like that must've started out damn ugly.

Solid gold. The site is surprisingly well-designed too.

I love the use of "obsolescence" as a metaphor for "disgustingly old." And the warpig at the bottom... My god, that's the BEST picture of her. Imagine the horror of seeing that monstrosity at 7 AM.
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(10-02-2013 06:31 AM)Sailor Wrote:  http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/...-two-years


"As a man, I felt especially compelled to hide what happened to me, lest I come off as weak."

"At that point, I decided to own it. Because if I owned it, it wasn't embarrassing and it didn't strip me of my masculinity."
sometimes the reason of why a word exists is summed up perfectly, and one would be remiss not to use it.

this guys a faggot.
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(12-10-2013 11:27 PM)dads Wrote:  http://www.xojane.com/family/sometimes-m...al-with-it

huh

I shutter to think what this country will be like in 20 years, because the vast majority of parents suck these days. Believe me, I teach for a living during the day. These kids have no type of "home training" as my mother calls it. It's because of bad parents like this, not us teachers, that America's youth are so hopeless.
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(12-14-2013 06:49 PM)YaManBT Wrote:  
(12-10-2013 11:27 PM)dads Wrote:  http://www.xojane.com/family/sometimes-m...al-with-it

huh

I shutter to think what this country will be like in 20 years, because the vast majority of parents suck these days. Believe me, I teach for a living during the day. These kids have no type of "home training" as my mother calls it. It's because of bad parents like this, not us teachers, that America's youth are so hopeless.

Gotta love this reframing tactic that Americunts are constantly using lately. Every time they fuck up, do something stupid, or act like a total bitch all the time for no reason it is everyone else's problem and they "just have to deal with it."

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(12-10-2013 09:03 PM)Jackr Wrote:  I enjoyed this one:

Bang xoJane: The Typists of xoJane, Ranked by Bangability

The author rates 24 of 38 as "Could Not Bang." Some of the "Would Bang" chicks are pretty cute tho, especially the underwear model.

The final bitch is truly foul. Tbh I wonder if getting humongously obese really made her that much worse. Bitch like that must've started out damn ugly.

what the hell, they apparently took it down and put up a retraction and apology to the typists at xojane? I didn't get a chance to read it

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