Post: #26

It's OK to Have Super Specific Dating Requirements -- (I Know I Do!)

^^^There are over 800 comments on that article. 8-fucking-hundred.

As if the self-indulgent articles weren't enough of a timesink for these deluded hamsters, there needs to be 800+ inane comments bantering about an inane article.

Honestly this is like when I listen to the news and hear about genocides in Africa and that horrible train crash in Spain. I'd just rather not know shit like this exists.

Post: #27

Adventures in Street Dancing, From Ryan Gosling Asking for My Number to Being Forced Into an Ambulance

Quote:I used to get turned away a lot from clubs, but I decided to refuse to be told where I could or could not dance.

So I got the idea that I’d bring my headphones and dance on the sidewalk in front of these establishments. Soon after, when I was told I wasn’t allowed to dance on the sidewalks, I took my dancing to the streets because I thought, well no one owns the streets, and the only people that could tell me to stop, are the cops.

...

One time near West Broadway and Broome, I was happily dancing away when suddenly the cops, a fire truck and ambulance arrived. The head of the fire department in SoHo proceeded to ask if I was okay. I said "Yes, I’m OK,” and just as I was about to be let go, the fireman asked others what they thought. As a result of their responses, I was then told that if I didn’t get in the ambulance, I would be arrested.

I had no choice but to listen. I got put in the ambulance. Once we arrived at the hospital, I was taken to the ER. It was there that I would get a psychological evaluation where I was asked about my condition, where I worked, and why I was dancing in the streets.

Next level attention whoring from this Asian feminist.

Post: #28

Oppression and tyrannical patriarchy of the highest order. This is comparable to genocide. This is why I need feminism.

(Disregard dancing in the street like she forgot to take her meds is a potential hazard to herself and people driving cars on the street)

Post: #29

You know what is fucking hilarious? Upper middle-class white-collar professional college-educated women complaining about oppression and lack of privilege.

Post: #30

I know this isn't xojane, but is in the same vein:

"Woman Falls 17 Stories to Her Death; AP Implies She Deserved It"

The offensive, needlessly gendered reporting:

Quote:A 35-year-old media executive on a first date plunged to her death Thursday after the railing on her 17th-floor New York City balcony gave way, police said.
Jennifer Rosoff went outside for a cigarette around 12:50 a.m. when she either sat on the railing or leaned on it. Her date told her that she probably shouldn't do it, and then moments later, she apparently fell backward and landed on construction scaffolding at the first floor, authorities said. Police spoke to the man and no foul play was suspected.

Which should be, in her opinion:

Quote:A 35-year-old media executive plunged to her death Thursday after the railing on her 17th-floor New York City balcony gave way, police said.
Jennifer Rosoff, who worked for a new media advertising startup called TripleLift, was outside with a friend around 12:50 a.m. when she either sat on the railing or leaned on it. Moments later, she apparently fell backward and landed on construction scaffolding at the first floor, authorities said. Police spoke to the friend and no foul play was suspected. Buildings officials took part of the broken railing to examine how it could have given way and plan to determine whether the other balconies in the building are structurally sound.

Notice she either sat on the railing or leaned on it. Dude probably told her that because they had been drinking, probably quite a bit if he was to warn her to not lean on a rail.

Post: #31

Sounds like this guy I used to know.

Post: #32

We should merge this with the Anthony Weiner thread, his sexting buddy penned a missive for the xojane audience.

ANTHONY WEINER'S SEXTING PARTNER SYDNEY LEATHERS REVEALS HER 10 SECRETS FOR SEDUCING A POLITICIAN

http://www.xojane.com/sex/sydney-leather...oliticians


A few gems:
1) She gets to take myspace-style selfies, editing out the horrible tattoos.

2) "When "Inside Edition" asked me what "poking" was, I told them, "Yeah, it's a button on Facebook you push if you want to fuck someone." "

Post: #33

Seducing a politician? Da fuq?

Politician or no politician, wiener would still be the horny little dog that he is. She is getting delusional from all the media attention that she is getting. I wouldn't blame her, no one talks about Lewhiskey nowadays.

P.S - She should get D slapped.

Post: #34

(08-07-2013 05:34 AM)Nolecbo Wrote:  We should merge this with the Anthony Weiner thread, his sexting buddy penned a missive for the xojane audience.

ANTHONY WEINER'S SEXTING PARTNER SYDNEY LEATHERS REVEALS HER 10 SECRETS FOR SEDUCING A POLITICIAN

http://www.xojane.com/sex/sydney-leather...oliticians


A few gems:
1) She gets to take myspace-style selfies, editing out the horrible tattoos and belly fat.

2) "When "Inside Edition" asked me what "poking" was, I told them, "Yeah, it's a button on Facebook you push if you want to fuck someone." "


Remember when guys were sending nude pics of their ex'es and women were trying to make it criminal? Now that the genders are turned around I guess we don't need to have that debate anymore.

http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/...y-Terrible

Quote:When even a teen girl's magazine is celebrating "'batin'" -- instructing teen girls how to masturbate for older married men -- then our society is now championing an essentially animal-level existence. Not just in terms of morality -- the bien pensants will always scoff at such a bourgeois construction -- but also in terms of intellect. Something the bien pensants once pretended to be interested in championing.

This is lower than moral nihilism -- at least nihilism requires some kind of conscious, intellectual determination at the outset.

This is simply a kind of willful devolution, the human animal deciding to give up the higher functions of its brain and go back to pack-feeding and rutting.
Thinking and standards are difficult and boring.

But Dumb is Easy and Easy is Holy.

It's become a kneejerk response to praise the awful, to binge on guilty pleasures, to feed upon little but the rankest crap.

Isn't this fun? Isn't this terribly naughty? Isn't this thrilling to the spirit, mind, and senses?

It's none of those things. I stand second to no man in appreciation of the erotic or comically transgressive but that's not what we're seeing here. And I'm a bit of a scholar and fan of the vulgar. But this is simply the crudest form of reality tv television, now spreading to print like genital crabs.

Post: #35

http://www.xojane.com/issues/my-picture-...inist-meme

Summary: Fat girl holds up a sign saying "This is what a feminist looks like". Somebody puts "That is pretty much what I expected" to the bottom and it goes viral. Said fat chick has a meltdown.

Picture is here: /thread-27345.html

Post: #36

(08-07-2013 04:54 AM)Gmac Wrote:  Sounds like this guy I used to know. I looked him up the other day and found this:



Looks pretty happy right?

Post: #37

Post: #38

^^^

Post: #39

This is hilarious! Thanks for posting those golden gems Scorpion!

Post: #40

I DATED A MAN WHO WAS 30 YEARS OLDER THAN ME

He was everything a girl could have ever wanted. Smart, handsome, a steady job, well-dressed, and French, Pierre met all of my requirements for boyfriend material.

Our relationship -- which lasted a little over a year -- began when I was studying in Paris during my junior year abroad. I was lonely and depressed from a series of romantic failures and friendships gone awry, and he was getting over a broken heart. We met in a Parisian café on a cold March night and instantly hit it off. It was just like something out of a cheesy romantic comedy.

Except for the fact that Pierre was 30 years older than me.

http://www.xojane.com/relationships/true...-older-man

#swag

Post: #41

How hard would it be to troll them and submit an article there? After reading some of Aliblahbas trollwork in comments section of This is what a feminist looks like article I think it would be would be pretty easy to pull off. As Scorpion and other posters have alluded to XOJANE is ripe with unintentionally hillarious articles so the bar for what passes for normal there already is pretty fucking low.

Post: #42

http://www.xojane.com/issues/my-picture-...inist-meme

MY PICTURE WAS STOLEN AND TURNED INTO A FAT-SHAMING ANTI-FEMINIST MEME ON FACEBOOK
At first I was in shock. Then I got angry. Then I decided to do something about it.
Kelly Martin Broderick
Aug 21, 2013 at 3:10pm | 1328 comments

Post: #43

(08-23-2013 04:05 PM)bacon Wrote:  How hard would it be to troll them and submit an article there? After reading some of Aliblahbas trollwork in comments section of This is what a feminist looks like article I think it would be would be pretty easy to pull off. As Scorpion and other posters have alluded to XOJANE is ripe with unintentionally hillarious articles so the bar for what passes for normal there already is pretty fucking low.

Possible fake articles to troll them with:

"I like to fart while my boyfriend licks my pussy"

"Every time I see a mother pushing a stroller I want to vomit all over myself"

"I'm enlarging my clitoris to fight the patriarchy"

"It happened to me: A guy on the subway looked at me funny and I'm pretty sure he was thinking about raping me"

"As a feminist I'm ashamed that I secretly masturbate while thinking of Charles Manson"

"How to care for 20 or more cats"

"Dwarf privilege: discussing the advantages held by those with small stature"

Post: #44

bacon and bacan in same thread damnit!!


http://www.xojane.com/issues/are-pickup-...pe-culture

ARE PICKUP ARTISTS CONTRIBUTING TO RAPE CULTURE?
Much of the language around surrounds the idea that women put up “token resistance,” encouraging PUAs to not take resistance and requests to stop seriously.

Post: #45

http://www.xojane.com/issues/the-whole-c...his-is-why

THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF THE "BEACH BODY" IS RIDICULOUS AND THIS IS WHY
What if all you need to get a beach body is to GO TO THE BEACH?

Post: #46

http://www.xojane.com/clothes/do-this-do...r-fat-arms

DO THIS DON'T: BE FAT AND GO SLEEVELESS
Yep, I'm talking about going sleeveless. It's a great big deal for a lot of fat women, a lot of whom will not bare their arms for any temperature.
Marianne
9 Hours Ago | 177 comments

Post: #47

(08-23-2013 05:33 PM)bacan Wrote:  bacon and bacan in same thread damnit!!


http://www.xojane.com/issues/are-pickup-...pe-culture

ARE PICKUP ARTISTS CONTRIBUTING TO RAPE CULTURE?
Much of the language around surrounds the idea that women put up “token resistance,” encouraging PUAs to not take resistance and requests to stop seriously.

A comment from that article:

Quote:menstrual night • a year ago −
These men create a downward spiral for themselves by refusing to approach women on a human level, getting rejected for obvious reasons, becoming discouraged as a result, and deciding that treating women with even less respect is the only solution. Well, at least now we know how to protect ourselves from these bitter losers... act desperate for sex and up for anyone's bone, apparently!

Post: #48

Jesus, Bacan c'mon man...

Post: #49

Hahaha

Unreal, right?

She says no one cares that she goes to the beach looking like that...

Actually yes, I do care.. I consider her body visual pollution, the same as construction noises when I'm trying to sleep or someone's fart when I'm stuck in an elevator. It brings unpleasantness to my field of vision that I cannot avoid. Not to mention the ripple effect of fatties eating themselves out of the sexual market, raising the value of (and competition for) the remaining non-hippos.

Unreal..

Post: #50

http://www.xojane.com/sex/i-sorta-pisses...-heres-why

IT SORTA PISSES ME OFF WHEN GUYS DON'T PAY FOR DINNER AND HERE'S WHY
Aren't we all a little confused when it comes to the right or wrong way to date in the 21st Century?
Helena
Aug 15, 2013 at 11:00am | 583 comments