Post: #26

-girls peeing out of they're butts
-I thought sex was people rubbing together
And making love was just kissing
-women liked shy quiet guys
Women liked nice guys

Post: #27

I used to believe in Love. I thought that you met your ideal partner randomly and things just fell into place.

I later realised that you have to go out and put in work and be surgical with your scan process.

Post: #28

I used to think that all of the airplanes in the sky and at airports were all direct connections to Orlando (Disney World).

I also thought credit cards meant you could buy anything without paying.

Post: #29

I thought LMNOP was a single letter of the alphabet.

Post: #30

(07-01-2013 02:33 PM)ryanf Wrote:  I used to believe the black and white thing too. Even today when I picture the past, I picture it in black and white.

I Used to think that I was constantly in danger from volcanoes.

I Used to think quicksand was going to be a much bigger issue than it turned out to be.

Funny you mention volcanoes. When I first heard about black holes, I though the planet Earth was in real danger of getting sucked into a black hole.

Post: #31

This show used to freak me out. I think I thought it was real.

Post: #32

I thought girls peed out of their vaginas.

Post: #33

Because of my mother and the fact that my Dad was military, I thought all women were clean.

Once I started going into these lizards rooms, I was confused on why women were so dirty. Come to find out over 75% of women are a mess. I dint know if it's the women I smash or that's a good stat on American women. Thais are the crazy clean. I'm talking two showers a day, clean their pussy right after they are finished, and pick up after me. I miss thailand.

Post: #34

(07-02-2013 08:49 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  



This show used to freak me out. I think I thought it was real.

Age 5:
"Teacher my shoes are shrinking."
"What do you mean?"
"When we started school they fit fine. It's March and now they're too tight!"
"No, SK, your shoes aren't shrinking."
"What then?!!"
"Your feet are getting bigger."
*class laughs*

-Church was boring because they told the same stories every year.
-Licking the screen door was great b/c it tasted like salt.
-Girls are stupid.

Age 8:
Doubled down on religious fervor. Prayed hard for XYZ things to happen. Only 50% of them did. "All that work for a 50/50 chance? Fuck this."
Girls are stupid.

Now:
Still don't believe in religion at the personal level. I do appreciate the effect it has on a society and its people. In that larger context, religion is valuable.

About 5% of girls are smart.
So 95% of them aren't.
∴
Girls are still stupid.

Post: #35

I used to think that sex just meant putting your dick-head into the pussy.

I had no idea that the pussy extended past the surface and that you could actually stick dick into it past the head.

Post: #36

That working hard in work and school guaranteed success.

That cops are there to protect the citizenry.

That my mom and dad were actually attracted to each other after 28 years of marriage.

I was pretty skeptically as a kid, I knew everything else was bs.

Post: #37

(07-02-2013 07:14 PM)Goldin Boy Wrote:  That working hard in work and school guaranteed success.
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I think that is somewhat true, no? Working hard and smart will surely bring success in the long run.

Post: #38

(07-03-2013 04:19 AM)pitt Wrote:  

(07-02-2013 07:14 PM)Goldin Boy Wrote:  That working hard in work and school guaranteed success.
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I think that is somewhat true, no? Working hard and smart will surely bring success in the long run.

No, I think persistence and consistency is the key. A lot of people give up after some time before the payoff appears. Consistent action is what will give you the success in the long run. Even if you don't work hard or smart.

Post: #39

I used to believe I was being watched somehow like if I was in the Truman show when I was 4-5.

Post: #40

5 yr old: I used to think that the bedroom floor vent went to the same place (down) as the toilet and shower drain, and used it as a convenient urinal for several weeks before my parents discovered the reason for the lingering smell.

7 yrs old: That I had only one testicle, would grow a pair in a few years, then have a complete set of three as an adult.

13 yr old: Thought the world would be an efficient utopia free from war and conflict if women ran the world's governments.

Post: #41

I used to believe that grades at school will be appreciated by other people other then my parents and teachers.

I used to believe that demonstrating your smarts will get sympathy of other people.

I used to believe that society will reward you if you are nice, lawful, polite and educated.

Wasted my childhood in these beliefs. As it turned out nobody brings out rewards for anything. All you get is what you go and take yourself and your qualification doesn't matter much..

Post: #42

(07-01-2013 02:26 PM)delicioustacos Wrote:  Based on a porn mag a hobo gave me that featured anal sex, I believed that a baby was made when a man put his penis in a woman's asshole and peed.

I have to say I used to believe the same thing. I remember years and years of sexual education, after school classes with my mom, the whole nine yards. Somehow I never got that babies came from the vagina.

I don't want to say how old I was before a friend of mine whose dad was a doctor almost broke his back laughing at me when I argued my point.

Edit: I used to get really close to the TV screen to try and look down girls' blouses.

Post: #43

That my family actually gave a damn about how I felt

Post: #44

I used to think ethnic accents were genetic. When I'd run into the occasional Asian person without an accent, I'd be shocked, "WTF?!"

Post: #45

I used to think that Asians were just blind people.

For a few years I was convinced my dad could read my mind, turns out I was just a terrible liar.

Post: #46

I used to think semen is pee.

Post: #47

I used to think NBA was all about playing for fun.

Post: #48

I used to believe that everyone had to have headgear braces at some point



This would make me run around the house shouting "I DON'T WANT HEADGEAR!"

Post: #49

I used to think everything would work out.

Post: #50

Thought life was a movie and wonder why people in tv snd movies won' t answer my question.
Thought I would die at a young age by Slappy from Goosebumps. Those nightmares.
Thought roaches were evil and must be stop or they will take over the house. Used to assist my older brother in the early morning killing them with matches, shoes, and lysol.
Thought air fresher was breath spray because Steve Urkel from Family Matters would start spraying his mouth in hope of a kiss.