Post: #1

- I used to think that in order for women to get pregnant, the mom and dad have to pray really hard. Then God will put a watermelon in the woman's belly and after a couple months a baby will be born. ( to this day i don't know how i came t believe this)

- I used to think that if i start digging in our backyard with a shovel , i would find diamonds and dinosaur bones. Used to mess up my moms garden all the time.

- I really believed spinach will build muscle. Used to eat a shit ton and then flex my arms.

- My grandparents pictures were in Black and white ... so I believed life during that time was in black and white and then someone randomly invented color.

- I used to think girls pee out of their assholes.

How about you guys ? Go !

Post: #2

I used to believe that girls like nice guys.

Post: #3

Chocolate milk came from chocolate cows...

Post: #4

Based on a porn mag a hobo gave me that featured anal sex, I believed that a baby was made when a man put his penis in a woman's asshole and peed.

Post: #5

I was a sceptical kid. I had a hard time believing anything that any authority figure told me, especially when it concerned dealing with bullshit.

Post: #6

I used to believe the black and white thing too. Even today when I picture the past, I picture it in black and white.

I Used to think that I was constantly in danger from volcanoes.

I Used to think quicksand was going to be a much bigger issue than it turned out to be.

Post: #7

-I used to think that most work in adulthood would be fun like everything was during childhood.

-I used to think that a man and a woman got married and then the woman spontaneously got pregnant.

-I used to think that women had tiny penises inside their slits.

-I used to think I was special in the world as if I was the main character in a video game.

-I used to think that at some point, a child became a teen and then a teen transitioned into an adult. I guess this is true and false at the same time. The idea that people automatically matured at a certain age was wrong but rapid transitions in levels of maturity do occur(like when you learn that you have a child or when you are in a long-term existential situation).

Post: #8

Navy SEALS were actual seals trained by the navy

Post: #9

(07-01-2013 02:45 PM)Icepasian Wrote:  -I used to think that most work in adulthood would be fun like everything was during childhood.

-I used to think that a man and a woman got married and then the woman spontaneously got pregnant.

-I used to think that women had tiny penises inside their slits.

-I used to think I was special in the world as if I was the main character in a video game.

-I used to think that at some point, a child became a teen and then a teen transitioned into an adult. I guess this is true and false at the same time. The idea that people automatically matured at a certain age was wrong but rapid transitions in levels of maturity do occur(like when you learn that you have a child or when you are in a long-term existential situation).

Smart kid.

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Post: #10

(07-01-2013 03:24 PM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  

(07-01-2013 02:45 PM)Icepasian Wrote:  -I used to think that most work in adulthood would be fun like everything was during childhood.

-I used to think that a man and a woman got married and then the woman spontaneously got pregnant.

-I used to think that women had tiny penises inside their slits.

-I used to think I was special in the world as if I was the main character in a video game.

-I used to think that at some point, a child became a teen and then a teen transitioned into an adult. I guess this is true and false at the same time. The idea that people automatically matured at a certain age was wrong but rapid transitions in levels of maturity do occur(like when you learn that you have a child or when you are in a long-term existential situation).

Smart kid.

The fuck is that?

Post: #11

(07-01-2013 03:39 PM)Walderschmidt Wrote:  

(07-01-2013 03:24 PM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  

(07-01-2013 02:45 PM)Icepasian Wrote:  -I used to think that most work in adulthood would be fun like everything was during childhood.

-I used to think that a man and a woman got married and then the woman spontaneously got pregnant.

-I used to think that women had tiny penises inside their slits.

-I used to think I was special in the world as if I was the main character in a video game.

-I used to think that at some point, a child became a teen and then a teen transitioned into an adult. I guess this is true and false at the same time. The idea that people automatically matured at a certain age was wrong but rapid transitions in levels of maturity do occur(like when you learn that you have a child or when you are in a long-term existential situation).

Smart kid.

The fuck is that?

A clit, seriously.

Post: #12

(07-01-2013 03:43 PM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  A clit, seriously.

Post: #13

That good beats evil. I still hope for that outcome but our world is getting fucked up, I shouldn't even say getting it just is.

That honor matters.
That character matters.
That doing the right thing matters.
That a man fights for many reasons, most of all, he fights for his buddies on either side of him on the firing line, and that's where his loyalty lies when the heat is on. (name that book and no googling cheaters)

Post: #14

haha Nice way of ruining a thread Kingsley

Post: #15

I believed if you tied a towel around your neck and let it hang from the back -- you would be able to fly like superman. I use to ly on the ground with the towel and wonder why am I not flying.

I use to believe that stars in the sky were just gas clusters -- not suns.

Post: #16

(07-01-2013 02:26 PM)delicioustacos Wrote:  Based on a porn mag a hobo gave me that featured anal sex, I believed that a baby was made when a man put his penis in a woman's asshole and peed.

They are -- they just look like shit.

Post: #17

I thought new shoes helped you run faster and jump higher.

Post: #18

(07-01-2013 03:58 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  That good beats evil. I still hope for that outcome but our world is getting fucked up, I shouldn't even say getting it just is.

That honor matters.
That character matters.
That doing the right thing matters.
That a man fights for many reasons, most of all, he fights for his buddies on either side of him on the firing line, and that's where his loyalty lies when the heat is on. (name that book and no googling cheaters)

All quiet on the Western front? Something like that.

"Good" has never prevailed over "evil". The world has always been fucked up, with small periods of sanity at certain times and places. We might be exiting one of them now.

I never had any funny believes. I came to realize at an extremely young age that there is a ton of stuff I don't understand and will not understand, and enjoying the sunlight, food in my belly and good company is much more important than having explanations for everything.

One could also accuse me of a horrendous lack of imagination.

Post: #19

(07-01-2013 03:24 PM)Kingsley Davis Wrote:  

(07-01-2013 02:45 PM)Icepasian Wrote:  -I used to think that most work in adulthood would be fun like everything was during childhood.

-I used to think that a man and a woman got married and then the woman spontaneously got pregnant.

-I used to think that women had tiny penises inside their slits.

-I used to think I was special in the world as if I was the main character in a video game.

-I used to think that at some point, a child became a teen and then a teen transitioned into an adult. I guess this is true and false at the same time. The idea that people automatically matured at a certain age was wrong but rapid transitions in levels of maturity do occur(like when you learn that you have a child or when you are in a long-term existential situation).

Smart kid.

Post: #20

This thread got unneccesarily gross real fast

Post: #21

This question is gold on dates.

You get to show a little vulnerability, open up and have an almost guaranteed laugh + solid topic without coming off as self-depreciating/weak.

Post: #22

I used to think both my balls should hang at the same height. I realized my left ball always hung lower than my right. I believed this was because I normally slept on my left side, and thus gravity was affecting my left nut more than my right nut.

In turn I slept on my right side for the next year.

Post: #23

For real..lets go easy with the images.. i am guessing that the majority of us are not in their teenage years anymore.

Post: #24

- Used to think wishing upon the night sky would grant me a wish.

- That "love" and being around each other conceived a child.

Post: #25

When I would be at my Aunt and Uncles house any time I asked my Uncle where my mom was he would tell me "She went to shit and the hogs ate her." but I didn't realize it was individual words he was saying, to me it sounded like he was saying one long word. So I thought "Shitnthehogzater" was a town that he said she went to.