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Was out last night in Nottingham and I can only describe the standard of English women as absolutely dire. I was at the bar waiting to order my drinks and I did a quick check of the women around me. Out of the 8 girls at the bar every single one of them was either overweight or really fat, in terms of looks none was above a 5.

I went onto a nightclub and I can only say the standard was bad there as well. There were loads of hen parties out last night and one group was dressed as builders - to be honest they could have passed as men without the fancy dress! The fat / unattractive English woman is just so common these days, that there is simply nothing worth chasing out there. These are tough times indeed for a man looking for any quality.

Post: #2

Yes, but you English guys have the advantage that you guys are very openminded about onenightstands and free sex. This is not the case in mainland Europe. That is also an advantage.
In London there were shitloads of hot girls. In manchester the quality was lower but there were pretty girls to be found. In nothingham?

Post: #3

Felt the same when I hit up Leeds last year. I saw some cute ass girls but a massive amount of hogs alongside them. English girls are weird, I either want to bang the hell out of the very few of them that do look good or throw my table scraps at them. Is it much better in Scotland or Ireland?

Post: #4

It's a bad time indeed in England. Probably 70-80% of the girls I know are overweight. Admittedly, some by only maybe half a stone (7lbs), but more in most cases.

Post: #5

Damn, and I was considering visiting England in the far future :/

Post: #6

The majority of native English girls are vile. There's girls from my old school that I would fuck now just to say that I did.

If I met them today though? I wouldn't look at them twice.

Post: #7

Girls from the north will typically be fun and down to earth, but are more likely to be overweight, bright orange from fake tan, and struggle to keep their eyes open due to the weight of 3 inch long false eyelashes.

London girls look after themselves better, but tend to have slightly boyish physiques from too much cardio, and they're pretty uptight.

Students are everywhere, but are well... slobby students without much to talk about, and haven't discovered how to maximise their looks yet with classy clothes and makeup.

The foreign girls in London will provide you the best bang for your buck in the UK - take more care in their appearance, more fun and chatty, more feminine, and more receptive to being picked up.

(note: gross generalisations to illustrate stereotypes. exceptions do of course exist)

Post: #8

(05-05-2013 01:23 PM)Mike_Doe Wrote:  The majority of native English girls are vile. There's girls from my old school that I would fuck now just to say that I did.

If I met them today though? I wouldn't look at them twice.

So true, and I've come to firm conclusion that girls ('indigenous' ones) here begin to age fairly rapidly post 25. Some of my female schoolfriends (26-27) are beginning to look....well, old and worn. There's exceptions of course.

Post: #9

(05-05-2013 01:28 PM)Teedub Wrote:  

(05-05-2013 01:23 PM)Mike_Doe Wrote:  The majority of native English girls are vile. There's girls from my old school that I would fuck now just to say that I did.

If I met them today though? I wouldn't look at them twice.

So true, and I've come to firm conclusion that girls ('indigenous' ones) here begin to age fairly rapidly post 25. Some of my female schoolfriends (26-27) are beginning to look....well, old and worn. There's exceptions of course.

I'm only 21 and I think this way. I do live in the North East though. Prole as fuck.

Post: #10

I'm from London and it isn't that great here either and it's mostly due to the fatties and the fact that it is genuinely hard to find good looking females.

Post: #11

Below is an image of your typical English girl's body over the age of 21. Horribly to admit, I actually banged the girl on our right, however it was 7 years ago when I lived in Sheffield and she was 17...and at least 17 pounds lighter!

Props to Walderschmidt for helping me figure out the whole snipping/photobucket thing.

Post: #12

If I do a Europe trip for a month is it not even worth it to stop by England?

Post: #13

I think there is a huge gap, as in there's no middle ground, I either see the majority as being a 5 or below, and every now and then a really hot one comes out! There are plenty of FSU ones in cities like London I think!

Post: #14

LOL sorry to agree with everything the OP said. Most girls are overweight, and many ugly too. The best hope you can have is the foreign ladies in the UK....London is teeming with all nationalities, however, plenty of Jam Rolls, Latvians and Lithuanians in the rest of the UK.......you would think the influx of high quality EU pussy would make the UK ladies up their stakes, I have yet to see this yet!

Post: #15

and just to add...because 90% of the local pussy is fat / ugly, the 10% (or less!) who are hot, well they have so many guy options.....no wonder they are up their own arses!

Post: #16

I'm in the north east as well. The only pretty girls are students from elsewhere in the country. Or the kids of students who moved to the north east from elsewhere a few decades ago. Any girls who can trace their lineage back to the coal mines of the north east will be a minger. 100% of the time.

Scotland is much worse though. I guarantee any pretty girls you see there won't even be Scottish. And even then you will tend to only find those girls in Edinburgh. You can travel hundreds of miles in Scotland before even coming across a single pretty girl. Sad but true. And I wish I was wrong - so any Scots on board please don't take it the wrong way. Hell - alot of my family roots can be tracked back to Scotland.

Post: #17

(05-05-2013 02:20 PM)sportbilly Wrote:  and just to add...because 90% of the local pussy is fat / ugly, the 10% (or less!) who are hot, well they have so many guy options.....no wonder they are up their own arses!

Yeah I couldn't agree more. At my old school it had only started to accept girls when I arrived so there were about 1/2 as many girls as guys and the 10 or so bangable girls had insanely inflated egos.

Post: #18

It is tough in England. The students tend to only want to hang out with other students (It was the same when I was at Uni). And will rarely step away from university bars and so on.

And even then - it is the first year students who tend to look much better than the rest. And they are even more inclined to want to only hand around university type meetups and events. It makes the logistics for a pick-up a real nightmare.

The picture Teedub put up is a good representation of what most young women look like in the UK. And because they are young and not morbidly obese. They will have pretty big egos...

Post: #19

It's interesting that we share a lot of our DNA with the Spanish...yet they are mostly all slim.

Diet to blame, as well as feminism etc.

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Post: #21

this thread is enough to make an Englishman in England reach for the rope................or the atlas and Russian language books out...........and plan the next tour of the FSU to bang some 18 year old pussy!

Post: #22

I always say to friends I'm going to go "travelling", when really I mean getting out of here permanently. I can't be bothered explaining why, as it will insult them and get their hamsters going in regards to their girlfriends life choices etc.

If I actually told them why, It'd be the usual, "So [real name] is going abroad for girls 'cos he can't get laid here"...Erm, no, I can, but I would prefer better thanks very much.

Post: #23

Anytime I observe the British, I come away amazed that they were the dominant global power for such a long time. I suppose it's just a complete and rapid degeneration of culture and society.

Post: #24

(05-05-2013 02:55 PM)Teedub Wrote:  If I actually told them why, It'd be the usual, "So [real name] is going abroad for girls 'cos he can't get laid here"...Erm, no, I can, but I would prefer better thanks very much.

Anytime I get into an argument like that I tell my friends to look around (in a bar setting) and ask them how many girls they would fuck which typically results in a number no more then 10. I then tell them that number double or triples in EE and they STFU.

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