Post: #551

She'll be back to land whale size just in time for bikini season.

Post: #552

(02-07-2017 03:57 AM)911 Wrote:  She'll be back to land whale size just in time for bikini season.

That then brings to mind; how large would she now be if Hilldawg had won...?

Post: #553

(02-06-2017 10:41 PM)TheOllam Wrote:  

"Lena Dunham lost weight!" Presented with a picture that oddly crops off her body, and shows her in a completely different hairstyle and weird makeup that draws attention to her face.

Either this weight-loss never happened or is so small as to be insignificant (she lost 1-2lbs unexpectedly, and it inspired the claim). The next time she trots out in a skimpy getup or inflicts her nudity on an innocent camera, she'll be as fat as before.

As an aside, note the subtext here: the calculated association of losing weight with mental anguish.

Post: #554

She went from an A cup to a Mosquito Bite cup.

Post: #555

I saw this review of the last Girls episode and Dunham and Judd Apatow being in it.

Lena Dunham clearly makes fun of millennial dysfunction, also she appears far more sane than ever.

I wonder how much of her public actions and show is real and how much is only for the public. Don't take me wrong - she is a fat degenerate, but I think that her real personality is far more conservative.

Also note that she looks more like a Jewish matron there in the interview and less like a crazy fat millennial bitch that she usually plays.

Post: #556

I saw an episode yesterday and an attractive guy enthusiastically volunteers to be a Lena's cuckold while a tattooed slut can't handle being alone one single day so she fucks a random guy in the bathroom and some other skinny but slightly awkward guy enthusiastically kisses a landwhale. At first I felta bit sick... half because of, well, Lena, and half because of how completely ridiculous and insane a sexual marketplace would have to be for attractive guys to be the gleeful cuckolds of landwhales but then I realized, however much I hate this fat cow and her degenerate show it's a pretty damn accurate representation of the SMP. If you've never actually lived in it, you would think this show is some kind of "SMP Apocalypse" show designed to represent a completely ridiculous extreme set of circumstances in order to stir negative emotions such as fear, like horror films. That's why I was perversely not extremely bored when watching the show. It scared me like a horror film but unlike fictional horror films it's actually real, which is the really scary part.

Post: #557

Post: #558

I have never watched her show...but it seems quite fantastical that any guy would be willing to stick a dick in that.

I mean, she makes Amy Schumer look like Marylin Monroe.

No makeup, boy's haircut, shitty figure. She's the most lesbian-looking straight woman I've ever seen.

The problem is no matter how homely you are as a woman, you should at least make an effort to maximize your appearance. There are guys who will give women credit for at least TRYING to polish a turd, but Dunham doesn't even try. It's not even lazy. It's slovenly. It's like one step above homeless woman, greasy-hair and all.

For women to see her as some sort of feminist role model is highly disturbing. She's like the female equivalent of the fat guy with the cheetos in Toy Story 2.

Post: #559

I swear, when you absolutely need to stay on NoFap, this is the perfect thread to turn to.

Post: #560

We all know guys who would bang the hell out of her.

Post: #561

(04-05-2017 08:13 AM)Skank_Hunt Wrote:  I saw an episode yesterday and an attractive guy enthusiastically volunteers to be a Lena's cuckold while a tattooed slut can't handle being alone one single day so she fucks a random guy in the bathroom and some other skinny but slightly awkward guy enthusiastically kisses a landwhale.

That sounds like Student Orientation Day at Evergreen College.