Post: #51

Ladies at work are wishing happy women day to each other. One starts complaining that she doesn’t want or need a special day for women, cause it makes it looks like they are victims or some shit. And she asked the girls “why men have no day of their own?”.
I replied, “because every day is our day”. I got shitstormed, necks turned like owls to see the person that said it.

My shitlord smile did not vanish, which just made the screeching harpies angrier...

Been a good day so far.

Post: #52

I think I'll celebrate by doing only 77% of the work I usually do, the go home early for a mental health day

Post: #53

Getting some heat today because I posted:

To celebrate International Women's Day I bought my maid a new mop and bucket and ordered her a new Hoover

Apparently this is not the kind of gift that women had in mind!

Post: #54

Definitely a huge thing in EE - its actually a short working day in Russia and all the pretty girls leave work early and walk on the street carrying flowers.

Unlike the US, of course, February 23, is the day of the COUNTRY's PROTECTOR aka men's day.

Where is my men's day here?

Post: #55

Ah, the Anglo gynocracy/matriarchy, still as thirsty as fuck.

Talk about this egregious violation of "Never put pussy on a pedestal."

Post: #56

To all those like myself who'd never heard of International Women's Day prior to the last few years, something just popped into my mind:

Women have been celebrated for accomplishing something unique and special - motherhood. That's right, Mother's Day is the original Women's Day. But now that few women are actually having human babies and now have "fur babies", International Women's Day has taken off.

Before - "Happy Mother's Day! Your kids adore you and you contribute to society by raising the next generation of future adults!"
Now - "Happy International Women's Day! Congrats for being born with a vagina and for working in a cubicle! Enjoy your crappy apartment and barren womb!"

Post: #57

I'm shitposting all over Twitter.
No nibbles yet, but somebody will bite.

Post: #58

Could I propose an anthem for today?





Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little todger to the world's biggest prick

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back

Post: #59

(03-08-2013 09:48 AM)Luomu Wrote:  Hunker in the bunker while avoiding from being buried alive by a snowstorm.

best way to celebrate it if you're stuck anywhere in the FSU on march 8th.

Post: #60

(03-09-2013 07:59 AM)Nonpareil Wrote:  Unnecessary.

In the west, isn't every day International Women's Day?

(I worked, ran a bit of street game, got two phone numbers and am starting to put in the groundwork; I go home in five weeks.)

when i lived in ukraine and girls would ask why we don't celebrate IWD in the US, i'd tell them that every day is woman's day in the US.

Post: #61

(03-08-2015 09:32 PM)RexImperator Wrote:  I remember the Real Russia guy, Sergei, mentioning this in one of his videos. I guess it's a mainstream thing in Russia. Perhaps it goes back to the USSR days?

it was actually thought up by the american communist party, but never actually took off in the US. i imagine the proles were too smart back to listen to commies back then. it's always been huge in former soviet countries. interesting that it seems to be getting a foothold here in the US now too.

Post: #62

Snapchat added a filter, where women are pictured with a caption "we run the world". Just imagine if that were reverse and the amount of zombies would scream "sexism" including weak men with no balls.

Post: #63

(03-08-2013 01:12 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  To quote a girl on facebook:
"happy women's day bitchez, we run the world!"

Straight into the fucking ground.

Post: #64

I celebrated by posting the following image on my girlfriend's Facebook wall.

She responded:

"I love this master. We will have to recreate it."

I have trained her well.

Post: #65

I celebrated by banging the shit out of one of my plates, watching Donald Trump obliterate his opponents, and making my 1,000th post on this forum.



Here's to another thousand, gents.