Post: #226

(07-21-2016 02:28 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  Brewdog's next post is going to tell us how the waves are in the landlocked part of the deep south where he's from.

The South doesn't have ocean? What map are you using? I'm five miles from the ocean.

And I'm not from Colombia. I just like the place.

Post: #227

(07-21-2016 02:38 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(07-21-2016 02:28 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  Brewdog's next post is going to tell us how the waves are in the landlocked part of the deep south where he's from.

The South doesn't have ocean? What map are you using? I'm five miles from the ocean.

And I'm not from Colombia. I just like the place.

The south has plenty of ocean. Landlocked parts of the south don't have any ocean.

Post: #228

Two years ago I wanted to plan a trip to India. My boy told me he'd punch me if I booked a flight. He said I'd have to take my own bottle water after, etc.
He said all he wanted to do was come back once he landed there.
I personally have never been.

For me maybe parts of China

Post: #229

(07-21-2016 02:46 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  The south has plenty of ocean. Landlocked parts of the south don't have any ocean.

Can we assume, then, that landlocked parts of the North have ocean?

Post: #230

(07-21-2016 04:15 PM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(07-21-2016 02:46 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  The south has plenty of ocean. Landlocked parts of the south don't have any ocean.

Can we assume, then, that landlocked parts of the North have ocean?

Can we assume that you got blanked in New Jersey and got destroyed in the ocean there?

Edit: I'll just put this guy on ignore rather than respond to him any further. I know one or more members have met him and speak pretty highly of him, but he has completely rubbed me the wrong way from day one.

Post: #231

(07-21-2016 04:19 PM)Merenguero Wrote:  Edit: I'll just put this guy on ignore rather than respond to him any further. I know one or more members have met him and speak pretty highly of him, but he has completely rubbed me the wrong way from day one.

Well, that's unfortunate. Someone disagrees with you and you choose not to hear his discourse. The way we learn is by hearing other opinions. You don't like mine, and that's fine. You can choose to read opinions that agree with your own. And keep your head in the sand. Cheerio.

And I have met members here. Perhaps they saw that I'm just a normal bloke. I like to drink and hang out, and there's nothing weird about me. I'm just a normal sort of guy. That you disagree with. It's no crime to have differing opinions.

Post: #232

You were talking about your colombian friend who lived in Jersey for 10 years and called it a shithole. I thought that was pretty fucking hilarious.

I dont get the Jersey hate. Clearly most of you have never been to Baltimore, St Louis, or Detroit.

Post: #233

(07-22-2016 01:47 AM)godzilla Wrote:  You were talking about your colombian friend who lived in Jersey for 10 years and called it a shithole. I thought that was pretty fucking hilarious.

I dont get the Jersey hate. Clearly most of you have never been to Baltimore, St Louis, or Detroit.

If you read all the dirty places I've been, then you'll see that the last place was New Jersey, and it was a joke. I would rather live in NJ any day than Haiti or Nigeria or El Salvador. You'll also see that one NJ guy above even said he doesn't like NJ, but he was ill about me talking shit about NJ. I'm still waiting for someone to say, "Yeah man. New Jersey is the shit. I fucking LOVE it here!" Not gonna happen. It's not a shithole, but it ain't great.

But I didn't hate the place. I had some very awesome food there and the people I met, even though they were miserable, were very cool. I made a joke about NJ and now, Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross, I'm getting put on ignore lists. Does that make me ridiculous or unreasonable? Or is it them?

And yes, I also saw the humor in a Colombian guy calling New Jersey a shithole.

Post: #234

I guess Camden and Newark are pretty fucking shitty though

Post: #235

Olongapo City. But Goddamn did I tear that place up as a young Marine.

Post: #236

(02-11-2013 05:30 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  New Delhi airport was enough for me not to ever step another foot on that subcontinent.

My buddy went to India for about 9 days and told me about how his throat burned so bad, because of the pollution and there were piles of garbage every where. He really wants me to go there with him. Fuck that.!

Post: #237

Cairo in Egypt is a dump and Kingston in Jamaica is a nightmare.

Post: #238

^I had a great time in Kingston, looking forward to going back.

Post: #239

I thought I would find big booty bitches there but I didnt see 1 decent looking girl. It has a high crime rate, it's dirty and the food is terrible. I even got a virus there where small red spots appeared all over my body with a severe fever. Just a terrible experience .. how come you had a great time? Whats special there other than the weed?

Post: #240

1. Basra
2. Kabul
3. Punta Arenas - Chile (aka Punta Anus - the arsehole of the world)

Post: #241

I thought the food was great (jerk chicken, curry goat, conch soup, etc). I stayed in New Kingston near the Pegasus hotel, spent an afternoon with a girl I pipelined at Emancipation park, Devon House and the Bob Marley museum. Went to a big outdoor dance hall concert and a couple of clubs (Quad was one). The girl took me on a quick your of her school (UWI) and we also spent a couple of nights in the Blue Mountains which were amazing, stayed at Mount Edge guest house and did a coffee plantation tour which was also very nice, the coffee was the best I've ever had. Banged the snot out of that local girl for a few days. So, what did you do in Kingston?

Post: #242

It was mainly a family work related trip for 4 days. So it was random exploration and walking during my free time in the afternoon and went to a couple of bars at night. Most girls I met were pros and to be honest I was scared of HIV so I didn't really plan on doing anything. I prefer Cuba much more, safer, cleaner, cheaper and better girls.

Post: #243

(07-22-2016 03:31 PM)scotian Wrote:  ^I had a great time in Kingston, looking forward to going back.

That city is a dump. I was on a working trip with a black New Yorker. He knew a girl in Kingston and called her when we got close to our hotel. She told him, "Don't leave the hotel! You see a bunch of guys hanging around at the front gate of of your hotel? Yes? It's because they're waiting to rob you. And you have a white guy with you, so it's going to be even worse."

So we hung around at the hotel bar until 1am or so, then the robbers had gone. So my work friend and I went to a strip club. I think that's the last strip club I went to, I guess 15 years ago. It was full of Russian strippers, and oh man, they were so hot. I wasn't expecting that.

So, I had fun even though it's a shitty place.

Post: #244

Wow, I didn't see except very few white people in kingston outside the hotels. Damn, I should have went to the stripclubs.

Post: #245

Cambodia (Siem Reap) and Philippines (Manila) on an equal level. People are dirt poor and expect a tip for telling you where the restrooms are.

Post: #246

(07-23-2016 01:23 AM)BrewDog Wrote:  

(07-22-2016 03:31 PM)scotian Wrote:  ^I had a great time in Kingston, looking forward to going back.

That city is a dump. I was on a working trip with a black New Yorker. He knew a girl in Kingston and called her when we got close to our hotel. She told him, "Don't leave the hotel! You see a bunch of guys hanging around at the front gate of of your hotel? Yes? It's because they're waiting to rob you. And you have a white guy with you, so it's going to be even worse."

So we hung around at the hotel bar until 1am or so, then the robbers had gone. So my work friend and I went to a strip club. I think that's the last strip club I went to, I guess 15 years ago. It was full of Russian strippers, and oh man, they were so hot. I wasn't expecting that.

So, I had fun even though it's a shitty place.

Russian strippers?

Please tell me more...

Post: #247

(07-23-2016 11:10 AM)rudebwoy Wrote:  Russian strippers?

Please tell me more...

They were thin, extremely fit, and very pretty faces. I don't like strip clubs, so I was just hanging out and not buying anything but beers. But the girls were all giving me free dances. I have a nice guy, honest look about me (like a police), so whenever I've been to strip clubs, the girls always come hang out with me if they're getting a creepy vibe from some other group of dirty old men. They're like, "Can I hang out with you for a while? Those guys are nasty." Yes, it's odd they'd rather hang out with my broke ass than some grungy guys paying huge tips, but I don't complain.

And it was hot as shit in that bar, so all of them were sweating and had armpit BO. I could have left this part out, but then again, you asked, sir, didn't you?

Post: #248

Basse Santa Su, Gambia was terrible.
Extremely hot when i was there...mid 40's and humid as hell.
Full of Mosquitos, Dusty, ALL the buildings were delapidated, the only white guy in town and everyone wanted money or a way to Europe.
I stayed in the only hotel in town ,an absolute dump.... stained matress, no mosquito net, open louvres for windows the ceiling fan was the only saving grace, but the power cuts off at midnight so best to fall asleep before then.
The only other guest was a middle-aged Senegalese hooker.
At first she was pretending she was a student who needed money to get back to Dakar, later that night she knocked on my door and flat out said she wanted to fuck me. I begrudgingly obliged.
As I was banging her I turned her over onto her front and noticed she had a tennis-ball sized chunk taken out of her lower back, i just pretended I didn't see it and got her out of there as quick as i could.

Post: #249

Been to India. It wins biggest shit hole for me. Especially the small towns on the highway between large cities.

Saw:

1) Hundreds of people sleeping on newspapers in the streets of Jaipur.

2) A dead baby in a newspaper on a sidewalk.

3) A freshly killed person hit by a truck on the highway surrounded by 15 diameter pool of their own blood.

4) Cows in the main streets of New Dehli on the intersection barriers.

5) Street urinals that line the rural town streets, which is really just a small ditch

6) Naked children bathing in the pools of the famous capital area in New Dehli, equivalent of the Washington monument.

7) Cobra baskets in the streets.

8) Many people will rudely stare and point if you aren't Indian.

9) My friend had 4 small women in traditional garb try to dig into his backpack and steal things during broad daylight in New Dehli, they followed and kept trying to steal things for a good 50 feet before giving up. I was walking right next to him as it happened.

10) Surrounded on a corner in Jaipur a few blocks from our hotel as the sun was setting by a local crowd that surrounded us and starting touching us unprompted and asking us questions. We had to push through the ring as more people joined and go straight back to the hotel.


It looks like medieval times with donkeys, ox, wooden trough wagons on some of the main streets and especially in the rural areas.


Nha Trang, Vietnam outside the main tourist district and a few blocks deeper into the city gets grimy and polluted fast. Wouldn't want to live there for even a day.

Post: #250

(08-24-2016 12:35 AM)Travesty Wrote:  Been to India. It wins biggest shit hole for me. Especially the small towns on the highway between large cities.

Saw:

1) Hundreds of people sleeping on newspapers in the streets of Jaipur.

2) A dead baby in a newspaper on a sidewalk.

3) A freshly killed person hit by a truck on the highway surrounded by 15 diameter pool of their own blood.

4) Cows in the main streets of New Dehli on the intersection barriers.

5) Street urinals that line the rural town streets, which is really just a small ditch

6) Naked children bathing in the pools of the famous capital area in New Dehli, equivalent of the Washington monument.

7) Cobra baskets in the streets.

8) Many people will rudely stare and point if you aren't Indian.

9) My friend had 4 small women in traditional garb try to dig into his backpack and steal things during broad daylight in New Dehli, they followed and kept trying to steal things for a good 50 feet before giving up. I was walking right next to him as it happened.

10) Surrounded on a corner in Jaipur a few blocks from our hotel as the sun was setting by a local crowd that surrounded us and starting touching us unprompted and asking us questions. We had to push through the ring as more people joined and go straight back to the hotel.


It looks like medieval times with donkeys, ox, wooden trough wagons on some of the main streets and especially in the rural areas.


Nha Trang, Vietnam outside the main tourist district and a few blocks deeper into the city gets grimy and polluted fast. Wouldn't want to live there for even a day.

Honestly, that sounds awesome. At least some action and things to see.

Biggest shithole for me is Barranquilla in Colombia.
It's super hot, super humid (same levels as Bangkok in summer). It never rains, so it is more or less a half desert. And there is really nothing to see or to do. You just don't want to leave you air conditioned room.